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I Found a "Message in a Bottle" From a Lost Arctic Expedition (Part One)

2020.09.22 01:02 ArcticFinds I Found a "Message in a Bottle" From a Lost Arctic Expedition (Part One)

You don’t need to know much about me, other than the fact that I am a microbiologist stationed at the McGill Arctic Research Station (MARS), located on Axel Heiberg Island in Nunavut. For those unfamiliar with the terminology, we’re essentially a dozen Canadians stationed to the northwest of Greenland, where we study any range of scientific matters within the polar regions, ranging from climate change to geology, permafrost content...basically anything dealing with the Arctic.
Anyway, our mission need not concern you. It merely serves as the bookend to a fantastic find I’ve made, yet kept secret from my associates and superiors. I don’t know what would happen to me if I officially reported it, especially now that I’ve published it here. I like my position in the Arctic, and I look forward to coming back for more research. But I think it important that the world knows this record kept secret for nearly a century. If I had turned it in, it most certainly would have never seen the light of day.
While on a jaunt to the southwest coast of the island, which lies along the upper fringes of the long fabled and sought after Northwest Passage, I found a sealed waterproof container. It was stained with muck, encrusted in dead micro-sea life, and had evidently been in the ocean for a very long time. Upon the box lid was inscribed “M.A.E.”. I recognized the container as the type old exploration vessels kept to drop messages into the currents should something go awry with their mission. With my Swiss Army knife, I pried it open and examined its contents. There were several documents, records it seemed. What struck me as odd was that these records were from various different sources. Some appeared torn from diaries or logbooks; others were typed out on loose leaf sheets. A hefty amount were handwritten letters, placed in order of date. Curiosity piqued, I pocketed them and waited until we returned to MARS to make a full examination, lest they be ruined from exposure to the open Arctic air.
Before I relate the contents of the canister to you, it’s important to note that the documents in the container claim to be from an Arctic mission conducted on the other side of the world, beyond Wrangel Island in what was, at the time, the Soviet Union. That it drifted this far in a century’s time to be found by me is in itself a miracle of sea current directions. This container had successfully navigated the Northwest Passage that so many previous Arctic explorers had given their lives to conquer.
Anyway, here is, in full, the contents of said container. I have them now beside me. I’ll upload them in increments, placed in the order in which they had been sealed. Here is the full known history of the disastrous McEwan Arctic Expedition of 1923-1926. For today, we have two documents: a letter and a diary.
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Document One: Melvin’s Letter
20 January 1926
My name is Melvin. For the past two and a half years, I have served as chief to a corps of engineers that were sent along by the American Navy with a strangely secretive Arctic survey expedition that partially followed a route previously explored by the Jeanette Expedition of 1879-1881, in the direction of Wrangel Island, located above the Eurasian mainland beyond the Bering Strait. They told us the secrecy was due to the tensions between the budding Soviet Union and our own nation. Not wishing to strain relations over property of the De Long islands to the north of the Soviets, at which we would briefly stop to examine, our government chose discretion for this operation. If successful, then we might be announced as heroes to our nation and the world for a truly audacious scientific survey.
It is quite clear to me now that such a heroes' welcome shall never be held.
While it may be that we were sent to the Arctic in secret for these reasons, a nagging earwig in the back of my mind stresses this is not so, that they knew all along what we were to find here. But I digress; it is all supposition, baseless claims. In truth, I shall never know. I can only ponder.
It is all too evident that the remaining survivors of this mission shall never see our homeland again. For that reason, I am enclosing our entire history within the confines of this container and shall cast it adrift in the strongest current I find. I hope that God and providence may deliver it into the hands of the right kind of people, who shall make our fate and objective known to the world. That our loved ones can know where we’ve gone, especially in the case of poor Dr. Innes -- more on him later.
Before you begin dissecting these records, some more information is in order: we, a group of thirty-three men, set sail aboard the USS John Hatteras in late March of 1923, departing an uncaring San Francisco Bay without pomp and circumstance. After a passage of a month, we arrived with some difficulty at Wrangel Island, where observations were made. Another month of travel through threatening ice floes found us further to the northeast, where we examined the Jeanette and Henrietta Isles before cutting directly northward to the solid Arctic ice sheet. Twelve men remained behind on the Hatteras to seek warmer water to wait out the winter in safety, while us twenty-one men marched a good thirty miles into the ice, establishing our base: a modest assortment of four tents, five bungalows, and two radio towers. We brought with us, along with food and basic survival amenities, fifteen dogs, five cases of books, a phonograph, and enough grog to shake the icicles from a polar bear’s nose. Water would be provided by melting snow and ice regularly.
Now, onto the narratives. At the start of each record you shall find a note from myself, giving a brief backstory to the events related in the respective texts, so that you shall have a full understanding of what transpired.
We begin with pages from a diary kept by our expedition’s leader, Commander Edward McEwan of the United States Navy. For a little over a month, he held down the fort, so to speak, at an isolated shack 67 miles north of our base camp in order to conduct experiments of his own. What he found at that strange latitude, however, goes beyond the puerile understanding of our uncomprehending, earth-bound minds. Perhaps you can make sense of it. I know I cannot.
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Document Two: Forward Base Logbook, as kept by CMDR Edward McEwan, USN
20 June 1923
2101 hrs.
I have decided to turn my personal diary into a logbook for my one-man station here at what I have come to refer to as ‘Forward Base’. I’ll not bother recording the findings of the instruments here; that will be for the official record keeping. This is merely an outlet for my thoughts and to keep a record of my personal experiences.
Originally meant for three men, FB had to be reduced to a lone operation due to, I confess, ineffective time management and preparation on my part. Being preoccupied with the management of an Arctic expedition served to divert my attention from this passion project. Simply put, time was not allotted to properly train anyone to handle the weather equipment and establish a daily routine for making observations until it was too late. Placing two men in isolation here was out of the question; one week alone with another man in the far north would serve to drive one mad. Three is a good number to combat such irksome creepings from the mind, and when three cannot be accomplished, one shall do. Now, it is beyond my right as leader of the expedition to ask any man among my crew to undertake such a spiritual, physically taxing, and mental burden, so I shall do it myself. While I may be inexperienced with the operations of the gear, our meteorologist Dr. Worden has written extensive instructions as to their handling for my benefit. At least I am handy with the wireless telegraph!
My second, Dietz (an admirable fellow, one shall never find a man like Dietz, nor be in want of one better than him), along with three sailors from the Hatteras, helped me to tow the supplies for FB sixty-seven miles across the ice. I would have liked to go further, perhaps to a hundred miles, but for all intents and purposes this shall do. Besides, I cannot ask more of the men for this passion project of mine. A week long haul across the ice was enough to win my sympathies and stop short of the goal so that they may return to base camp posthaste.
Weather has been fair these past few days; I hope they shall remain so for their trek back. Perhaps if I were skilled like Worden, I’d know the answer to such things. Dietz and the three sailors shall remain here for the night, and set off in the morning. Having a devil of a time keeping the place warm. Inside temperature at seventy degrees of frost (that’s -40 degrees Fahrenheit for you inexperienced chaps). Lord knows what it is outside, but I daren’t start observations now! I shall begin afresh tomorrow.
CMDR E. M., USN
21 June 1923
1342 hrs.
Saw the men off at crack of dawn. Dietz wished me well. I told him I’d need it! It shall be a terribly lonesome time, I imagine. Such is the price of progress! First readings went well, although it was difficult to open the door to the shack; two feet of snow drift piled against it in the night. Had we more time, I would have liked to sink the shack in the ice so that the roof is level with the surface. Oh well, perhaps some future explorer will learn from my experience. At least it being above ground provides me with the chance for a window!
This is a lonesome place at the top of the world. I can already feel the walls of the shack closing in on me. I suspect I shall find myself outside a great deal of time to escape the monotonousness.
CMDR E. M., USN
23 June 1923
0936 hrs.
Near disaster! While doing an inventory of supplies in a small storage space at the rear of the shack, I suddenly collapsed. Some time later (I suspect fifteen minutes, but it may have been longer) I found myself on the floor, gasping for breath. The place was filled with fumes from the blasted fuel burning furnace! I managed to turn it off, but had a deuced time opening the door to the shack. I suspect the heat of the furnace melted ice that had gathered in the cracks, which quickly froze over after the furnace was shut off, sealing me in. I collapsed a second time trying to free the ice to gain passage. After regaining consciousness, I finally succeeded in opening the door and venting the place out. Examining the ventilation pipe, I found it had been clogged by ice, allowing for a fume backup to take place within the shack. I think I have remedied the problem. This would not have happened as severely with a wood burning stove, but alas that would have required towing logs and kindling across the ice. Liquid fuel it shall be.
I have read extensively about carbon monoxide poisoning and must take this seriously. Any real exertion may kill me. I haven’t been able to successfully consume food or water since this happened some hours ago. There is no choice for me but to rest as much as possible. I cannot risk going outside to conduct any experiments until I have ridden this sickness to its end. I hate to begin my endeavor in this manner, but hopefully after a short time I can properly begin my experiments. I have wired base camp to alert them of my predicament. This may be the last time in a while I shall write an entry.
CMDR E. M., USN
26 June 1923
This is a good place to learn patience in.
1 July 1923
2015 hrs.
After a week of rest, I have recuperated, I believe, to the best of my abilities! I was unable to leave my bed for the first three days and did not succeed in consuming anything without regurgitating it until the fourth day. Though I have not written anything since the 23rd, not much worth noting has happened in the interval. Only a visceral vision I had of a man in the shack with me. I remember he was nude, with a wiry frame not unlike my own, but abominably thin by comparison. His ribs showed distinctly. I only caught a brief glimpse of his face; he was an absolute skeleton. His jowls had retreated into the recesses of his cheeks, and dark circles haloed his eyes. Those eyes...dark as pitch. I wired base camp to ensure they had not sent a relief party, though I knew it impossible on such short notice. Likewise, they assured me they hadn’t. But with an apparition so vivid, I had to be sure.
Shall resume experiments tomorrow.
CMDR E. M., USN
2 July 1923
1233 hrs.
Awoke to the door of the shack slamming back and forth in the wind. Evidently I hadn’t bolted it days before after clearing ice from the ventilation pipe. I’m fortunate that the wind has been fairly calm; I would not have possessed the strength to close it a day or two ago, and likely would have frozen to death.
Took a bit of skin off my cheek this morning trying to shave. In my groggy state, I neglected to warm the razor in hot water and the frost lining the blade sealed to my flesh like glue. It’s a devilish time to take care of one’s cleanliness here; the supply man forgot to include a mirror among my stores. I have to use the underside of a polished spoon to see my face, and even that is a warped image. Oh well, there are worse fates than the loss of a mirror.
1401 hrs.
Attempted a reading of the instruments outside. Curious depressions in the snow surround the shack, as of footprints made days before. Perhaps a polar bear cub? The drift had rounded them as softly as craters of the moon appear in a telescopic image. It is near impossible to tell what caused them at this point. If a bear, I reiterate my fortune in that the door stayed shut for these few days.
I believe I was a tad optimistic in my health assessment. Stomach cramps, headaches, and back pains continue to plague me; all signs of carbon monoxide poisoning. Feel sluggish. I’ll attempt a walk later this evening. Hopefully the chill air will boost my health and refresh my systems. Shall plant bamboo stalks along the way to mark my path.
You came here of your own free will. By mine you shall remain.
2339 hrs.
I believe something of the strangest calibre has occurred here tonight at the top of the world. I have been sitting for the past hour and a half with my hands inside the furnace, just above the flame, to thaw my fingers enough to write this entry.
As I said, I went outside for a walk. The air had some effect in waking my lungs from their raspy, poison-induced slumber. I felt invigorated for the first time in over a week. I walked for perhaps an hour into the evening, watching the sunset over rolling hills of Arctic snow dunes. This place is a desert, in point of fact, with all the majesty and simultaneous menacing qualities of the Sahara.
After watching the stars for a time in this land beyond artificial light, and counting meteors, I turned back, following the bamboo stalks I had placed in the snow. Now, I distinctly recall walking in a relatively straight direction from the shack on the outset; I followed a specific star to the north. And yet, as I made my way along the trail I marked, I had the unshakeable feeling that I was veering westward, to my right. An hour soon passed, then an hour and a half. Surely, I thought, I should have arrived at the shack? But no matter how many steps further I went into the night, another bamboo stalk appeared from the shadows, illuminated by the beam of my light, steering me ever westward I was sure from the shack.
Once I had been walking for two hours, a nerve-wracking doubt had crept into my mind. Something supernormal must be at play here. I continued to collect the bamboo stalks, intending to use them on later hikes, though I doubted very much if I should take another of such length. I began to think perhaps the ice beneath my feet had drifted rapidly between the time I set off and the present. It wasn’t an unnatural thing to suppose. Afterall, it was not really earth beneath my feet, just hundreds of meters of ice susceptible to drift. That seemed to settle my thoughts for a time, until I came to an inescapable realization: I had collected more bamboo stalks than I had planted on my outbound trek!
With this thought, I finally cut directly east, not bothering to plant anymore bamboo in the ice. A foolhardy thing to do under natural circumstances, but something told me that if I double-backed to the original trail, I was sure to die, left only as a frozen monument in this land of icy wastes.
Adjusting here and there to the best of my orienteering ability, I was at the point of physical collapse before I finally arrived at FB. The lantern that marked the way rose like a benevolent sun; never was there a more beautiful sight in these northern regions. Nature hath no ability like the wick of a Leed Burton lamp.
After gaining entry, bolting the door, and thawing my hands in the furnace, I went to write an account of my strange journey, when I noticed something beyond my own comprehension. The pages of my diary had fallen open to the 26th of June. There, I spied an entry I had no memory of writing. “This is a good place to learn patience in.” It is possible that in my delirium from the carbon monoxide poisoning I had written such a bizarre entry, though I knew even then I had lacked the strength to do so. What I know as fact is that I did not write the entry that appears in this very diary only earlier today!
“You came here of your own free will. By mine you shall remain.”
It is apparent to me that I am not alone here at FB. Someone has gained entry to the shack and written these post scriptums after I had finished my own writings. It occurs to me that both writings took place at periods when the door was unbolted. From this point further, I shall remain in the shack. The experiments are secondary to my survival. However, I will not tell base camp of my predicament. If there is another man here, making such threats, then he is clearly a danger to the expedition, and I will not put my men at risk to pluck me from harm’s way. Besides, the temperature is dropping outside; even if there were no dangerous stranger out there, the elements were enough to make me averse to risking a rescue effort. I’ll keep a sharp lookout, and maintain a ruse via the wireless so that the men suspect nothing.
I hope to God that things return to normal very soon, or that I may meet this adversary face to face and put the matter to rest.
CMDR E.M., USN
7 July 1923
2011hrs.
Not much to report. Licked the mirror problem; my window reflects my face well enough after dark, with the lamplight burning in the background. Significant improvement in shaving ability and hair maintenance. I find cleanliness to be the only uplifting thing here in isolation. If you can’t look good for company, look good for yourself.
At first, I hardly even recognized myself. For one thing, my face was no longer ballooned as it had been in the spoon. Jesting aside, my cheeks were sunken, covered in patches of whiskers I had missed over the past few weeks. My eyes were surrounded with grotesque, sharply violet patches and the pupils a depthless black that even the bottom of the ocean could not hope to rival.
Hopefully I can better take care of my image now that I can actually see it.
CMDR E.M., USN
9 July 1923
2153 hrs.
A week has gone by without any sign of my mysterious visitor. Until tonight.
I’ve spent the past few days resting, building up my health. My near death on the ice sent me to a relapse of the carbon monoxide poisoning that I almost did not escape. This time, however, I made sure to bolt the door and clear the ventilation pipe regularly.
As noted a few days ago, I solved the problem of a mirror. I never like the feel of an unshaven face, especially in the Arctic. Icicles cling to whiskers as stalactites cement themselves to cave ceilings. The larger and boisterous beards are invariably attached to the frigidest faces.
I went to the window and began to shave, when I noticed a curious phenomenon that rivaled my supernormal bamboo experience. My reflection did not follow my movement. I was not at first scared, merely perplexed. I raised the razor, and did not see any movement in the window. Then, suddenly, as though it were a delayed reaction, I saw my arm shoot up and hold the same position, sans razor.
All at once it dawned on me: the image in the window was not a reflection, for it came from beyond the glass!
I yelped with surprise and fell back into my bunk. The man in the window dropped his arm, and only a slight flinch betrayed his statue-like stillness. He watched me -- he, a naked man upon the ice in eighty degrees of frost who unmistakably wore my face! The image is uncanny; those same sunken cheeks, the violet patches...only the eyes are different, for the entirety of them is a cobalt black, deeper than that of the furthest recesses of space beyond the stars. I speak in the present tense for even now, as I write this, his piercing orbs of night perceive me.
I have tried talking to him, asking what his intentions are in frightening me, even offering him some clothes, but he merely listens. With bird-like agility, his head swivels on his neck, back and forth, as I tramp about the shack. I think he intends to observe me. Not if I can help it!
With some spare boards, a hammer, and nails, I will cover the window. Though I shan’t have much comfort knowing he is still out there. Something tells me he shall last out the night, and many nights to come. So long as he can’t see me, I’ll be fine. I believe.
CMDR E.M., USN
I sleep in your skin.
17 July 1923
0835 hrs.
The boards have been removed from the windows. I did not do it.
They were not shattered to matchwood by supernatural ability as an imaginative writer of the macabre might fancy, nor were the boards wrenched inward from the outside. On the contrary, I awoke this morning to find them intact on the floor below the window, the nails as straight as when I’d driven them in the frame.
He stands out there, impossibly still alive. His body has ballooned a bit, to approximately my size. No longer is he the skeletal frame I saw in my stupored haze of last month. Nor are his eyes the color of pitch; they are in fact like mine, blue.
I know he removed the boards somehow, but I’ll be damned if I know how.
Perhaps I am damned.
1122 hrs.
By an effort superhuman in will, I looked beyond him to see what I could make of the weather instruments. I don’t know what possessed me to do so, but I’m glad I did. He has tampered with them. I am sure of it. Some of the calibration switches are no longer in the position I left them in on the 2nd of July. What reason could he have for examining the instruments?
2213 hrs.
The beast has been inside! Yet again an entry in the log I did not make, about “sleeping in my skin.” But the door has remained bolted all this time. How did he gain entry? From this point, I shall keep my diary on my person at all times. No more entries by it.
I’ve searched high and low for some kind of port, to no avail. When I concluded my search, I turned around and saw him through the window.
The fiend was smiling.
22 July 1923
1417 hrs.
A breakthrough of sorts. I realized that I had not attempted to talk to him in weeks (Weeks? Is that how long he was been out there?). Something possessed me to try yet again.
“Who are you?” I attempted, fully expecting a rhetorical conversation.
Then, in a voice that was neither howl nor whisper, it said “Your shadow.”
“Where do you come from?”
“I do not know.”
“Why are you here?”
“I do not know for sure...I think I am supposed to replace you.”
With that, I placed the boards back upon the window. I care not if he can remove them, I shall place them up repeatedly so long as it means I no longer have to see his face.
My face.
25 July 1923
0220 hrs.
I awoke outside the shack in the night. It is inside. The door is bolted.
By some incredible ability, he has swapped places with me. I suspect this was how he entered days ago without the door open. In fact, I think it likely he could do it this whole time, that he only withheld such power until now in order to observe my movements to adopt my mannerisms.
To force the door open is an impossibility -- it was made to hold off a storm of titanic proportions. Nor can I force the window in; I still feel sickly from my ordeal last month and the glass is as strong as the door.
A blow from the nor’west has settled in. I haven’t long before I freeze. Minutes are enough to kill a man out here. When I peer into the frosted window, I can see him, working diligently at the weather log. His head reels and rolls on his neck, blue eyes waving to and fro in their sockets, cracked, frost-bitten lips which mirror mine mumbling. What incoherent, unearthly, blasphemous words he is speaking, I have no idea.
What idea I do have is one that shall surely stop him. If he is, as I suspect, made of terrestrial, or at least organic matter, the monster has minutes to live.
I’ll leave the diary in a place that shall be easy to spot so that a relief party may know my fate. I hope that I shall be successful.
E.M.
Post Scriptum:
27 August 1923
It is with heavy heart that I, Arnold Dietz, write this final entry in Commander McEwan’s logbook of the doomed conception that was Forward Base. After nearly a month of no contact via wireless, a rescue group headed by myself has trekked the 67 miles to deduce what has happened to our undoubtedly brave leader.
Those scribbled initials indeed marked his final entry. Commander McEwan is dead. We found him frozen in his chair, writing a final entry in the weather logbook, relaying the instrumentation readings of the day. It is evident that he died of carbon monoxide poisoning; the stovepipe atop was inexplicably sealed with chunks of ice. How this careless oversight could have taken place is beyond me, as he made special note here of how he monitored any clogging of the pipe ever since his first run-in with its troublesome nature.
It is evident however, from his entries, that he had suffered severely from delusions at the hands of this initial poisoning. It breaks my heart that he should die afraid of his own shadow.
Some of the more superstitious men among our party insist I ought to search for a “second body” in the ice; I take it that they mean to insinuate the body in the shack is not Commander McEwan’s, but that of the thing. Such a notion is absurd, and I shall not entertain it. Besides, I have work of my own to do: from here we are to explore further. Professor Alpeine, our expedition’s geologist, is to take a group northward, and I am to head westward.
If the commander’s entries are to be believed, perhaps I shall find what the bamboo poles were trying to lead him to.
Rest easy, sir. Here I conclude the annals of Forward Base.
Lt. A. D., USN
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2020.09.14 20:31 SaltFishing9 A Christmas Journey. In Prose. Being an Infinity Train/A Christmas Carol Crossover: With apologies to Charles Dickens. Stave 1: The Train From Nowhere.

Belle was gone, to begin with. There could be no more denying that. The temporary heartbreak from which she had walked away that December Afternoon on the outer rim of Hyde Park and that she had assured the unfortunate wretch whom she had, perhaps justifiably, inflicted it upon would be just that, was incomparable to the more permanent trauma which she now bore within her chest, like an accused iron maiden around her soul.
Scrooge was undoubtedly both the cause and the victim of this painful affair, for pain was no more a stranger to him than a mother, ever dutiful by the fireside of a nursery is to her children, fast at rest after experiencing her affection and kindness at play and dining during the hours of the day. Needless to say, the power which Cupid and Venus had held over once two infatuated lovers, Romance, was as dead as a doornail.
Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit me to repeat, in the tragic nature for which it so deserves that, here at least, Romance was as dead as a door-nail.
Scrooge minded that Belle was gone? Of course he did! How could he feel otherwise? For many weeks, the rue of his ''release'' lingered and would reoccur, quite unwelcomed but often regardless. And yet, in all outward verbalisms, as his wife who would never be had so assured him, he had dismissed the event as an unprofitable dream, from which he declared to be truly glad to have awoken from in time, lest domestication and family thereafter descend upon his survival, seeking to be the avatar of his ruination.
For, although a young man in the prime of life, Scrooge had done all to convince himself of the frivolous impracticality of such things as these. His needs, in all departments, were met and well met. These being, to make an account in full, his profits, his trade, his security and his sole friend and partner.
Marley fulfilled this last position to the best of his ability and his work ethic therein had succeeded all of Scrooge's expectations for he was, although two years his senior, in much the same mindset as his younger collaborator in many a matter of the mind, if not, in some forms, the vault. The subject of ''domestic bliss'', however, was no different to Marley than it was to Scrooge. So, therefore, upon Belle's departure, did he gladly rejoice, though with dignified disregard, at what he perceived as Scrooge's ''deliverance from the ball and chain.''
The mention of the lovers' separation brings me to my second point. Much in the way love had perished that day, the man whom Scrooge had been accustomed to being for the past several years, was himself, dead. At some point during his 31 summers, the same event had occurred to Marley, though Scrooge had, out of respect, never sought to divulge the details of the instance from his friend's recollection.
In both cases, neither man sought to revive such deceased personalities. To themselves and, indeed those who had once so proudly professed to know them, the men who had experienced those life-altering occasions, would never again be the men who had so recklessly promenaded into them. This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate.
The concern the two had established had been in businesses for but two years by the time I can confess this tale to truly begin. There it sat, in the throbbing commerce heart of The City for years afterwards with the familiar sign above the door: Scrooge and Marley. (The firm was known as Scrooge and Marley.)
From the point of view of more traditional perspectives, it made little sense that the younger of the two should, in any way, have his name placed in higher regard than the elder partner, although it was generally known that it was Scrooge's incalculable cognition of figures and money changing that had brought the firm to such notoriety in so small a space of time. Those with such philosophies, nevertheless, insistently referred to the practice as ''Marley and Scrooge,'' but both men answered to both names. It was all the same to them.
Oh! But they were tight-fisted hands at the grindstone, Scrooge and Marley! The years had seen the nobler aspirations of their salad days die off until, at length, only the master-passion, the master vice, Gain seemed to remain. By degree, they had gradually altered themselves into what the debtor ever fears and that the philanthropist ever pities. Squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous sinners! Near hard and sharp as flint, which no steel would or could now strike out generous fire, Secret and self-contained and, if not for each other's company, as solitary as oysters.
Naturally, as the eldest, Marley had first succumbed to the ailments of the self that such a life produced as well as that of the soul. The cold within him froze and mismatched his outer appearance to his true age. Sunk his cheeks, dried his lips, beaked his flattened nose and shortened his deep brown hair, to where he now wore the remnants in a familiar pigtail which became, save for his rounded spectacles, as days of hours of working in darkness had mildly affected the use of his eyes, his soul distinguishing trait.
Scrooge's own refrigeration had produced similar alterations as this. His own cheeks were as equally submerged, his eyes red, his thin lips blue, his chin, uncannily pointed at the tip, so that his head near resembled a flattened crescent moon with a blunted top. Upon the wiry, brushed plot of black that covered most of said top was a thin streak of silver, no thicker than a stalk of barley. An emblem of tension and senectitude. Each man carried his own increasingly low temperature always about with him. They iced the office in the dog-days and didn't thaw it one degree at Christmas.
The only indication remaining that the two men were, indeed, members of the same race as those they so often walked past in the streets with their eyes turned down, was that they were still, for the time being, governed by nature's laws. Whilst external Warmth and Chill did little to influence them, foul weather was just this to them as it was to all of humanity. Bitter winds and falling snow remained more intent on their purposes than they and yet, the prevailing fear among all was that, with the coming of their winters, the Heaviest rain and snow would boast of the advantage over them in only one respect. They often "came down" handsomely, and Scrooge and Marley never did.
The usurious and withdrawn reputation of the dyad soon proceeded them. Nobody ever stopped them in the street to say, with gladsome looks, "My dear Scrooge, how are you? And you as well, Marley my good fellow! When will you both come to see me?" Few beggars implored them to bestow a trifle, few children asked them what it was o'clock, few men or women ever once in all their life inquired the way to...such and such a place, of Scrooge or Marley. In truth, the only minute difference that either man had against the other, was in terms of spending.
Whilst Scrooge firmly and unflaggingly took as gospel the notion of making one's fortune and keeping it by way of what he viewed as ''logical meagerness,'' at times to the extent of near malnourishment and hypothermia, due to the piteous fires at his own lodgings, Marley was, although hardly benevolent, more prone to selfish indulgence to a certain degree. He indulged in certain sins of gluttony and of the flesh whenever the urge took him, and paid little mind to those outside who scavenged the ashcans for a crust of bread.
While some may regard these distinctions as that which would inevitably rend asunder the fabric of such a friendship, Scrooge shared too many an opinion with his older companion to truly take offence and while he, at times, would feel compelled to make some offhand judgment over Marley's ''Flirtation with Flavour,'' these times were few and often forgotten.
Once upon a time— a week and a day from all the good days in the year, Christmas Eve—Scrooge sat busy in the counting-house, awaiting the return of Marley from his customary journey to Capel Court.
It was cold, biting weather, yet bright with fading sunlight and he could hear the people in the court outside, go wheezing up and down, beating their hands upon their breasts, and stamping their feet upon the pavement stones to warm them. The city clocks had only just gone three, though owing to the shortened days of winter, the sky was already beginning to turn amber and ruddy with the setting of the sun.
As was customary, the signs of winter evergreen with its pinecones and berries, the holly, ivy and mistletoe, had been hung early in honour of the blessed day and all about could be seen signs of play, glad tidings and goodwill as the light from the fading day flowed generously through the windows of neighbouring offices, as if peach cider being poured into a goblet of crystal. But Scrooge paid this little heed. His eyes, squinted from want of blinking, were, like his nose, lost in a series of open ledgers upon his desk, which he eyed with an expression of impatience and pique.
His own office possessed a small window of iron bars with small holes at the base for the changing of money, from which Scrooge might keep his eye upon the Bookkeepers as well as the Head Clerk. In the case of the former, there were 10 in total, some old, some young, some with families some without, all with their noses deep in their registries while the Clark, a young, short, willowy lad of 19 years, who sat nearby them in a dismal little cell above, a sort of tank, was copying letters. There were two coal boxes between both employer and employee.
Both were of regular size, yet both fires were so meagre, that the junior clerks, shivering with frost upon their stools, found their ink begin to ice over in their pots, their own fire being so slight that it appeared to be made of but 5 coals.
Scrooge's window gave a commanding view of the Head Clerk, who's own scuttle sat next to his desk. Scrooge and Marley regulated the usage of the coal at all times. The Clerk could not replenish it without the employers' sanction and so surely as the clerk laid hand upon the shovel, the disapproving, iron gaze of the master would instantly cause him such fear for his position as to send him dejectedly back to his books.
The opening of the door and the purl of the brass bell altered Scrooge to the return of Marley from his chore. Past the staff he strode, never giving them so much as a wish for the upcoming season. Under his arm, he carried sought after financial tabloids, obtained from his return journey, which he brought into the counting-house before roughly laying them upon the table before the younger partner.
"The Exchange is closing on the 24th early, I hear.'' This the elder said as he sat at his place at the table, facing the younger. " To "Honour the Season," or so says the Beadle.''
"Bah!" said Scrooge, "Humbug!" He said this last word with such sincerity, did Scrooge, that for a brief flash of time, one could see themselves sympathizing with such a statement.
''Eh?" came the reply. "Which Humbug per-say? The Beadle?''
''Christmas, to be sure!" Said Scrooge with slight indignance, for he had always respected the Beadle and his work with the constabulary, particularly when the lawman's great staff fell upon the unwitting heads of long-overdue debtors. "No doubt the Royal Exchange will follow suit."
"And so it must, by law." Marley reasoned. "But, if you'll forgive me for this point, I do not recall you ever using such language towards Christmas as you have with other festivals."
"I can only regret such a delay," returned the younger man, "with the deepest of remorse! I ask you this, Jacob. What good has Christmas ever done you or I? What is it but a mockery of commercial enterprise? A time for balancing your books and having every item in 'em through a round dozen of months presented dead against you? Look at the staff accounts for yourself and see how near this damned holiday has come to ruin us!"
Saying this he slid across the table the tome detailing staff payment. Marley, without hesitation, began reading the open pages. Upon doing so, his sultana skinned lips drooped, his head shook with the greatest disappointment as a few stay "Tsk tsks" exited through his teeth.
"You see now then?" sneered Scrooge bitterly through closed teeth. "This is what Christmas means to us, my friend! Our Bookkeepers, barely worth their salt, slacking, gossiping idly of personal matters whenever our backs are turned to them, rather than putting their minds to honest imperial capital! Picking our pockets every 25th of December, to top it all! How can we be taken seriously as either Moneylenders or Merchants under such circumstances, I ask you? Humbug!"
"Come now." Replied Marley, with a hint of fright, brought on by his companion's outburst. "My dear Ebenezer. Surely, you don't think I am against you on this point? The mad frivolity and foolishness of the season have always caused me some form of revulsion! The beggars, the devil take them, holding out their hats and ratting their cups, the maddening din of children singing carols at one's doorstep, without invitation to boot! Not to mention, the demand for abundant charity at our expense!"
"And so it shall be always." replied the resigned Scrooge. "'Till a new age of enlightenment dawns upon us. But, back to the matter of the dolts, if I may..."
"Yes! Of course." said Jacob, dutifully. "Perhaps then a reduction in staff, a streamlining if you will, is overdue? I suppose it is so. As you say, we have been taken advantage of." he added, taking from his own inkpot a pen of modernity and putting the bib to a blank, lined sheet. Doing so, he tapped the side of his hooked nose with the end of the stylus, his thin eyebrow arching, causing him to appear both interesting and interested all at once. "Hmm, yes. What say you then, Ebenezer? A half reduction in staff? No? Perhaps only a third reduction will be necessary?"
"99.9% reduced." corrected Scrooge coldly, in such a tone as to cause Marley's pen to fall silent. "All excused, save for one."
"Cratchit?" enquired his elder tradesman.
"Cratchit." confirmed the younger. His eyes cast a glance beyond the barred window, where the young Cratchit, Head of the Clerks, was dutifully continuing his work at a record pace, almost as if in a dream, as the bookkeepers slowly and meticulously toiled whilst speaking of the blessed day ahead. "There!" said Scrooge with hushed determination. "Out there upon that stoop sits the key to our relief! An idiot he may be, but in mind, he's as old and wise as we shall be in 10 years. You were wise, Jacob, to bring him on as you did. I see this now and I apologize for ever doubting you."
"Dear Scrooge." reassured Marley. "There was never anything to forgive. I admit I had mild doubts to start with myself. Of course, the boy could easily keep this business in continuation long after we are gone, and I have spoken to him on this subject many times, yet he possesses no desire to take our places. Curious, isn't it?"
"Yet," Scrooge quickly countered, "He's precise, quick and rarely questions. As loyal as a dog and with half the intellect. He needs no underlings and requires no other company than our own. Why, he alone could easily handle the numbers and juggle the books for many a year solitarily. Let us keep that which is needed and endeavour to do without the dead weight!" Saying this he took a pen which had, by no deliberation, been left out to dry and dunked it back into it's well with such force, that Marley was almost ceased by the urge to cup his hands around it, less it smash on impact with the nib.
"First-rate!" said he with a nod of false wisdom. "Now then, are there any other...''
But his sentence was stifled by another clink of the doorbell. This was followed by a small, meek figure of middle-age, curled, brown hair thinning on top and fattish below. So thin and ragged were his clothes, that it might have almost been appropriate to have him brought up on a charge of indecency. He was so timid and so full of stress, this tenant of one of many houses, the title deeds of which the company held so, that as he approached the front desk, the lesser clerks could only hang their heads and say a silent prayer for his divine protection.
"It's Applegate." said Scrooge with an underlying sense of abhorrence. "No doubt seeking to explain his lapse in mortgage payments and obtain another costly delay. Stay put, Jacob. I shall attend to this." The partner gave an understanding nod, as Scrooge rose from his chair slowly, but with intent. Carefully ceasing a simple, yet thick wooden cane from his stand, he opened the door, expressing to the hapless Applegate, in all subtlety, how unwell the older man was met in terms of his lack of payment upon a house he and his family claimed to so cherish.
"Please, Mr Scrooge!" begged the tenant with little hope but with quick delivery. "I know you're very angry about this and I didn't mean to fall behind in the payments. Lord knows, it bein' so close to Christmas n' all. Oh, please don't shout at me, sir!" Scrooge didn't shout. On the contrary! He spoke not a word as he began to gently lead Applegate by the scruff of his coat, away from the desk, past the two rows of clerks, past the solemn Cratchit and towards the front door. "That and, of course," continued to desperate Applegate, "Little Gwen. Her lungs aren't right. The Doctor takes his share, don't 'ee? I mean you can yell and scream and, of course, you're right, but it won't do no good! 'Cause I'm the stone you can't squeeze blood from and that's the..."
His last word, that being "Truth", was cut short as Scrooge, with a passion, deposited him outside and slammed the door in his face. And yet, this poor man, Applegate, filled as he was with Christmas Spirit, still saw it fit to thank his Landlord and Creditor for not raising his voice to him. Upon marching back towards the Counting Office, said Creditor heard the voice of Cratchit, raised in early but glad Christmas greeting towards the unfortunate debtor. "There's another fellow," muttered Scrooge; upon reentering the hole. "Our clerk, with thirteen shillings a week, a widowed mother and engaged to a girl without a Half Crown to her name, talking about a Merry Christmas. I'll retire to Bedlam."
"You are quite still sane, I think." reassured Marley, who now, perhaps from the lateness of the day was, himself, sounding quite tired of these affairs. "Now, as I was saying before we were so rudely interrupted, is there any further business I should be aware of?''
"Indeed there is then." replied Scrooge, retaking his seat. "You are aware, I hope, of the situation regarding the auctioning of the Fezziwig Savings Bank's main warehouse?"
"How could I not?" came the answer. "It seems but only yesterday that you and I left our apprenticeship there to start all of this. I was not the least bit surprised to hear of the bank's bankruptcy after Old Fezziwig's death. It was only a matter of time, given his foolish ways."
"As I well recall," said Scrooge, "It was you, Jacob, who was quick to point out how reckless Fezziwig's addiction to charity was to us in the long term."
"And rightfully so!" cried Marley with great pride. "In truth, I dare say that his soft weak brain and soft heart left more accounts overdue than paid than any other venture in the city! Ruination was a judgment upon him. I am grateful, Ebenezer, that I was able to persuade you to join me in taking our leave from his asylum of future paupers before it was too late."
"Be that as it may," Scrooge said with concern. "there currently sits in the East End a barely maintained warehouse going cheap. For the changing of money, it holds no value, but I have come into possession of a great quantity of meat from an abattoir in Essex. With the right refrigeration and storage, we can easily make it of use to us. I've prepared a bid for the Auction already, but with your wise advice in business matters, I believe we can secure the building without fail."
During the detailing of his plan, Marley remained seated. Not speaking, but silently nodding and grunting with interested affirmation, as if an emperor on his throne, hearing the light of some lesser aristocrat for he did, after all, quite value what little seniority he held over Scrooge. "I also hear," he said at length, "that you are not the only interested party determined to lay hands on the property."
Scrooge slowly gazed up at his friend with slight annoyance, as if he had been dreading this item of conversation since the occasion of the upcoming sale had been brought up. "Are you referring to the big planned by Belle Fezziwig, per-chance?" he inquired slowly.
"I do."
"What of it?" snapped Scrooge, somewhat defensively. "It matters little to me, I assure you, if you somehow believe I have any consideration left for her."
"Of course not." soothed Marley. "I mention it only that it comes to mind just now. No doubt, she intends to revive the old family ways, for women-owned businesses are, I hear, quite fashionable nowadays, provided the woman is unmarried, of course."
"She intends," barked Scrooge correctively, "to continue the self-destructive policies of her father. That which has left her without inheritance. Foolish girl! Humbug to her as well! No doubt, she sees the bank as her birthright. Regardless, she must and will be corrected!"
"And we shall be the firm hands that do so!" finished Marley with a thump to the table. "Shall we deal with both affairs tonight?"
"Here?"
"At my own chambers." Marley insisted. "As they are closer to here than your apartment and more well lit than the counting-house. I take it you have an ideal date for the booting of the excess staff?"
"The 25th of this month, as it happens." replied Scrooge with hushed finality. Then, in a grotesque bid for humour, he added. ''Owing to the season, shall we send off the severance in Christmas Cards?"
A sly and wicked grin crossed Marley's face as this was uttered. "A braver move," said he, mock poetically "was never made on such a "Holy" Season."
To this, naturally, Scrooge answered with yet another "Bah!" before following once more with "Humbug." But this he said, not only quietly so as not to be heard, but with a cold, hollow smirk. It was as if, in that instance, the Devil had taken them both in his grip, with little intention of giving either man any form of release.
Time passed on. Soon, the spirit of evening herself made her grand but silent entrance with her star drenched, glittering cloak to banish the sun entirely with gentle persuasion and so, with her arrival, came the fog. So thick it was that people ran about with flaring links, proffering their services to go before horses in carriages, and conduct them on their way. The ancient tower of a church, whose gruff old bell was always peeping slily down at the moneylenders out of a Gothic window in the wall, became invisible, and struck the hours and quarters in the clouds, with tremulous vibrations afterwards as if its teeth were chattering in its frozen head up there.
The cold became intense. In the main street, at the corner of the court, some labourers were repairing the gas-pipes, and had lighted a great fire in a brazier, round which a party of ragged men and boys were gathered: warming their hands and winking their eyes before the blaze in rapture. The water-plug being left in solitude, its overflowings sullenly congealed, and turned to misanthropic ice.
The brightness of the shops where holly sprigs and berries crackled in the lamp heat of the windows, made pale faces ruddy as they passed. Poulterers' and grocers' trades became a splendid joke: a glorious pageant, with which it was next to impossible to believe that such dull principles as bargain and sale had anything to do. The Lord Mayor, in the stronghold of the mighty Mansion House, gave orders to his fifty cooks and butlers to keep Christmas as a Lord Mayor's household should; and even the little tailor, whom he had fined five shillings on the previous Monday for being drunk and bloodthirsty in the streets, stirred up tomorrow's pudding in his garret, while his lean wife and the baby sallied out to buy the beef. All the while, Scrooge and Marley waited with patience for the hour of shutting to make itself known.
Soon enough, this hour came and upon the bitter admittance of this from their masters, the unsuspecting Bookkeepers happily relayed the proclamation to their gracious leader. Soon, all was a buzz as the grabbing of coats, hats and canes comenced in earnest, Bob Cratchit, naturally, supervised all as the employees made ready the work of closing up. Bob, seizing his own hat and coat, ever eager to return home to his widowed mother to talk of the day's events and discuss, at great length, the upcoming Christmas season with his beloved Emily, was most eager of all that the job should be done ahead of time.
"Your work this week has been somewhat exceptional, Cratchit." Scrooge said unemotionally, approaching the head clerk. "No doubt, I shall have no choice before long but to raise your salary by two shillings."
The Clerk smiled. The employer didn't.
"No doubt, your standing within the company should be raised also." added Scrooge.
"I would hope not to be promoted too soon, sir." The Clerk responded, nervously, praying he did not sound ungrateful. "I might be quick to forget where I came from. Mr. Marley has often stated..."
"Mr, Marley and I have discussed this." interrupted Scrooge with deadpan disinterest. "You shall be keeping your current employment with the firm. It's your position itself that will be raised in importance, though I cannot explain the full details to you at this time." The clerk professed that he understood that his master had his reasons for such secrecy, whatever they may be. Needless to say, he was also quick to express his gratitude afterwards, unaware of both Scrooge and Marley's true intentions in the matter. Following this exchange, the two owners left with younger trailing behind older and then, when on the wider streets, side by side, departed without so much as a "Good Night" to their faithful workers.
The office was cleared within minutes. All of the lesser clerks gladly wished their head an early Merry Christmas before going on their way to wait ever impatiently for the day to arrive. Some had still a great deal of purchases to enact for both gifts of the heart and feasts of the stomach. Others, wiser and more readily prepared than the younger and more lackadaisical of their workmates, returned home to try for eight days more to resist the temptations of gluttony for the sake of the Saviour's birthday celebrations and instead, pay more the little attentions to the families they had longed for the whole day.
Others still, on their way to either of these aforementioned tasks of the heart, found themselves gloriously tricked into being children again either by tempting ice slides, helping with the construction of snowmen, or quickly becoming unsuspecting soldiers in a battle of snowballs.
Bob Cratchit himself, did as I have described previously and at once was off like a shot to where he and his dear mother lived in their poor, but warm abode in Camden Town, where he soon made plans for his marriage to his beloved, due the upcoming Spring.
Scrooge and Marley took their usual dinner at their usual Inn, whist pouring over the Newspapers, both Financial and Informative. But Scrooge's mind or cares could not have been more removed from either his meal or the goings-on abroad, for his concentration was firmly locked upon the matter of the Fezziwig Warehouse and the Auction, among other matters.
I must, therefore, ask you to recall, if you can, that Scrooge had done all in his own power to remove the phantasm of Belle Fezziwig, his former master's eldest daughter and his former fiance from his haunted memory. This, as you may well have discerned from him and Marley's earlier discussion, had failed miserably and Scrooge was no more telling the truth to his partner when he'd stated that Belle's daily life meant nothing to him now than if he had declared that Cheese was a breed of Rhinoceros that dwelled at the Bottom of the Ocean.
In truth, it was Scrooge's desperation to escape the memory of his own regret that had been the cause of his shifted behaviour. It had all to do with a comment Belle had made regarding his past self and driven by a dangerous combination of spite and pride to separate said past self from his current state, in much the way as the great outlaws of Sherwood are reported to have been driven by both patriotism and honour to victimize the rich, he now sought to inflict the same humiliation on Belle in the name of less noble ends and intentions. What better way then, than by spiriting away Belle's birthright and make doubly sure that in the eyes of not only her but himself and all others, that he was, after all, quite the irredeemable, underhanded miser.
Undoubtedly, it was this surge of ill will that had strengthened his resolve to dismiss his bookkeepers, as while Scrooge had, in the past, been reasonably lenient and, perhaps in his own mind, Kind and even soft-hearted towards them, in spite of the cold attitude he displayed outwardly, their removal from his life would surely alienate himself further from Belle and thus, his own foolish youth. Soon, he would have security of the mind as well as from the bailiff. Yet, even now, Scrooge felt a sense of dread that perhaps, in some way, things were not to work out as he would like.
The fog of the evening was darkened more-so by the coming of night. Making their way past begger women and a group of young boys singing carols at them, the two men made their way from the tavern to Marley's dismal chambers. A lowering pile of building up a yard it was, where it had so little business to be, that one could scarcely help fancying it must have run there when it was a young house, playing at hide-and-seek with other houses, and forgotten the way out again.
Despite this, the suite was not as gloomy as one would think it to be, owing to Marley not being as unreasonably thrifty as Scrooge. So, he walked ahead, due to having the only key to both the iron gate which stood like an enormous, black sentry in defence of the dwelling and the house itself, while Scrooge, with vengeful self-reinvention still firmly on his mind, lagged behind in the courtyard.
The fog by now was so heavy, that he was forced to grope with his hands to find his way around. No easy feat to be sure, and it was certainly this that caused him to overlook a small stone in the far right-hand side of the yard, which sent him tumbling to the ground and the account books which had been holding and that held therein the rough draft of his plans for the warehouse purchase as well as the blank pages to relay the matters of termination, tumbling through the air before landing in a mound of snow.
Upon hearing his friend's cry and fall, Marley looked over with the full intention of helping Ebenezer to his feet. He quickly drew back at once though, upon seeing the near demonic anger upon Scrooge's own face that caused his triangular chin to seem like some sort of triangular dagger of skin and bone.
A lesser man might have flown into a violent rage at such an indignity, but Scrooge held strong, suppressed the passionate emotions as he squeezed his eyes tightly shut and breathed heavily through his teeth. All the while, his enraged mind thinking up newer and more callous acts on which he would perpetrate upon his customers and it was within the instance where Scrooge was about to strike a pile of snow, imagining it to be the face of Applegate, as he was never one to strike a woman, that the event occurred.
Now, it is a fact that Marley's home was located at a fair distance from the nearest railway station. This being at a time where the companies lacked the permission to penetrate through either the West End or The City itself. Locally, the nearest convenience was to be found at Euston a borough away.
It is also a fact that, even if this was not the case, no director or Cheif Engineer in existence would be so grasped by lunacy, as to have tracks placed through the streets of the city itself, let alone across a gentleman's courtyard. Let it also be borne in mind that both men were, in most cases, possessed of as much health mentally as you or I, (this I say with the hope that you are as described, as a mind is a woeful thing to lose) and then let any man explain to me, if he can, how it happened that as Scrooge was about to perform assault on the lesser elements, that suddenly and without warning, in a flash of mellow light and seemingly out of the Aether, both he and Marley heard the unmistakable sound of a train passing right by their ears!
Scrooge let out a scream, half of panic half of confusion and scrambling away from the clattering and ringing behind him, found both himself and Marley staring wide-eyed and open-mouthed in awe at, as ludicrous as it may sound, a long line of railway carriages in the street outside the yard!
To those more enthusiastic about the composition of railways and their traction than this aetherial event, I will describe, with goodwill, these coaches to the best of my ability. They were, in all appearance, of London and North Western origin. 4 wheeled and Standard. Boxy in design and cream painted above with the usual Maroon below. What so set them apart from their brothers and indeed, what made the men so fearful of them was that from their narrow windows, a dismal green light, like that from a bad lobster in a dark cellar, shone through with such intensity that the passengers within, if passengers there were, could not be seen from a distance, or up close.
Upon thinking about said occupants, Scrooge's heart quickly skipped a beat in horror. He may have grown cold to man's destitution, but he was not so cruel in conscience as to be unaffected by such a seeming disaster as this! Yet, when he came towards the train, expecting to see the houses on the right side of the street damaged or reduced to rubble, he instead discovered, to his own astonishment, that rather than having demolished the neighbourhood, the train had seemingly melded into it, as if it had been built into the street itself. Not even the dirty gravel road beneath its axels had been the least bit disturbed.
Stranger still, this train had been travelling at a pace faster than any had known to history and yet, in spite of this incredible record-breaking feat, the engine that had performed it and was so richly deserving of a royal banner from Her Majesty herself, was not to be found. Indeed, as Marley joined the trembling form of his partner at the open gate, both men looked left and right, but could see nothing but the carriages, stretching on seemingly into infinity. The men gaped at it in terror and wonder. It was as if the world has been turned on its head and all sanity had been, conceptually, abolished.
"I-it's Humbug!" stammered the unnerved Scrooge as he closed his eyes and shook his head to try and rid his vision of the apparition of the train. "I-I cannot believe it! We mustn't believe it, Marley! Do you hear me? We mustn't believe!"
"But I do..." whispered Marley fearfully shaking his head, eyes wide as if his mind was slowly unwinding into madness. "I must. You can see it also, can you not, Ebenezer? How can we doubt our senses when both faced with this?"
"Talk sense, Man!" Cried Scrooge attempting to slam shut the gate and finding, much to his chagrin and fear that by powers far beyond his own, he could not. "This is nothing more than a shared hallucination, most likely brought on by the stress of dealing with our moronic clientele! Perhaps compounded with a disorder of the stomach! This..."train" might be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of Raisin than of Rail about this, whatever it is!"
Marley turned his head to look at Scrooge. His features now chilled, not by avarice, but by horror. He now suspected the train to be some sort of sign that they had not made it to his home alive and that this express had come to ferry them to the rings of perdition. Now, he was grasped with the fear that Scrooge's ill-timed decision to crack a joke had offended whatever force was driving it and that their serviced journey would be nearly as torturous as the destination and therefore, most likely Parliamentary.
But how much greater was his horror when, as if blasted by a sudden arctic gale, the iron gate was pushed asunder, sending the men backwards as, without the aid of any visible porter, the middle door of the middlemost carriage swung violently open! This was quickly proceeded by a small, crude block of wooden steps which, held on by latches, fell from the doorway to the street with a dull thud. Unlike the illuminations beyond the windows, the door revealed pitch darkness and nothing else.
The first and foremost instinct of both men, as it very well might have been your own, was to attempt to run from this unknown transportation to the safety of the house behind them, though Scrooge showed this less-so than his terrified partner, although his expression had now altered to one of noticeable worry. Yet, as both men stared into the mysterious light of the doorway, a crazed resolve possessed them both. It purged them of fear and of common sense, leaving behind only child-like curiosity in its wake.
With their mental barriers and will removed, the men found themselves walking, as if in a trance, out of the yard, across the street and up the wooden stairs towards the blackness of the open doorway. For a brief microcosm of a moment, there was an instance where Marley, who was in front of Scrooge and whose feet were on the top step, regained his senses and might have attempted to jump from the block and run down the street screaming into the mist, had it not been that in that instance, the pure darkness within the corridor was rapidly replaced, in all sides but the centre, by a vortex of pure light that, as if the horn of Gabriel sent to call the faithful and unfaithful up to the final judgement, transcended the boundaries of its domain, leapt upon he who stood with the ferocity of a snake and, with a sharp squeal, dragged him by hideous vacuum into the recesses of the coach!
At last, Scrooge's outward courage fell away upon witnessing this nightmarish sight! He screamed out Marley's name in fear and despair and with tears forming in his eyes, he attempted to turn and flee from the railless abomination. All too soon, he found it impossible to do so, as the vortex dragged him, stumbling, up the stairs and through the doorway. In desperation, Scrooge grabbed with his right hand the edge of the door while his left shot towards the handle of its neighbour!
There he was, trapped in the iron grip of a force unknown to man, with the familiar world he had so taken for granted out of reach! I cannot begin to tell you what jumbled, bizarre thoughts of confusion went through Scrooge's mind, for in the space of only three seconds, his grip gave way and with a terrifying scream of pure, primal fear, uttered only by the shaking sinner upon his death-bed, Ebenezer Scrooge found himself hurtling through light for but a brief moment, before, in the next, all fell once more to darkness!
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2020.09.07 01:34 subreddit_stats Subreddit Stats: SquaredCircle top posts from 2014-10-21 to 2020-09-06 00:51 PDT

Period: 2146.89 days
Submissions Comments
Total 999 362138
Rate (per day) 0.47 168.62
Unique Redditors 590 59964
Combined Score 5998786 12616244

Top Submitters' Top Submissions

  1. 382962 points, 67 submissions: Strike_Gently
    1. Kofi on being called the first African American champion: “I think it’s silly that people try to not count The Rock in that category. Regardless of what you look like, you are what you are. He’s black. Whether he’s half black, he’s black.” (12403 points, 1443 comments)
    2. Orton: “It took me a little time, but what I had to do was realize, Kaepernick, he wasn't shiting on the flag. He wasn't disrespecting the people that have given their lives for our freedom. He was taking a stand against police brutality.” (11866 points, 1027 comments)
    3. Kevin Owens with a video on his thoughts on COVID-19: “If you’re belittling people for wearing a mask, you’re making fun of people who are trying to do what’s best for their community.” (11740 points, 464 comments)
    4. Big Show won't wake up after a match, so the referees try to put themselves over (9919 points, 222 comments)
    5. Chuck Taylor uses a live grenade on Ciampa and feels the effect (9044 points, 581 comments)
    6. Sammy Guevara: “I’ve made stupid, inappropriate and extremely offensive comments in my past. In my idiotic mind, I thought I was being funny in using words and terms that represent nothing but horror and pain. I am truly sorry for my hurtful words and actions, and I will never forgive myself.” (8521 points, 1484 comments)
    7. HBK gets hugged by a fan in the crowd mid-match, Michaels hugs back (8107 points, 380 comments)
    8. Bray Wyatt has his own special face mask for when he goes out in public (7611 points, 321 comments)
    9. John Cena drops his title and gets the smooth assist from John Cone (7517 points, 255 comments)
    10. Jericho on a possible HOF induction: "If I continue to work for the Khan family for the rest of my life, I'll never go into the WWE Hall of Fame. I'm a hall of famer in the minds of the people who want me to be in the hall of fame. I'm a hall of famer in my mind. That's all that matters." (7263 points, 888 comments)
  2. 217417 points, 38 submissions: FuzzyWuzzyMooMoo
    1. [Royal Rumble Spoilers] Entrant #21 in the Men's Royal Rumble (13156 points, 1607 comments)
    2. [WWE Backstage Spoilers] It finally happened... (12553 points, 3172 comments)
    3. Road Dogg's reaction to seemingly hitting someone with one of the DX glow sticks at the Hall of Fame ceremony (8041 points, 344 comments)
    4. Roman Reigns: "Thank you to everyone who’s reached out...I can’t put into words what it means to me. Your energy and positivity motivate me to get better quickly to get back in the ring, but for now I’m going to spend time with my family and focus on health. Thank you - Joe/Roman" (7981 points, 432 comments)
    5. [Raw Spoilers] Damn Kurt... (7167 points, 828 comments)
    6. What is known so far about the travel issues that have left many of the WWE Talent stuck in Saudi Arabia (6830 points, 2748 comments)
    7. [AEW Double or Nothing Spoiler] Surprise appearance after the Main Event (6248 points, 1341 comments)
    8. (Raw Spoilers) Ladies and gentlemen, Braun Strowman... (6209 points, 879 comments)
    9. Roman Reigns gets distracted after seeing Dana Brooke rub oil on Sonya Deville (5997 points, 439 comments)
    10. Becky Lynch to Nia Jax: "You gave me your best sucker punch, but I got back up to destroy your whole roster. They won’t let me fight, but I’ll get back up from that too. It’s what I do. So enjoy your one free shot, because as bad as my memory is now, I haven’t forgotten you, bitch." (5958 points, 844 comments)
  3. 83439 points, 15 submissions: GetDown90
    1. Kevin Nash: "The company is called World Wrestling Entertainment. I was entertained. @StephMcMahon said we're bringing this to you to take you away from where we are. I was immersed and not watching the news. Thank you @WWE for going beyond what every other product has. Delivered!" (7785 points, 560 comments)
    2. Jake Roberts: "AEW was the first wrestling promotion that ever had a birthday party for me. That was pretty cool. They had cake and everything for everybody; it was really nice. The people at AEW are like that – Tony Khan is a wonderful man and a brilliant man." (7715 points, 488 comments)
    3. Vickie Guerrero: "I met Eddie on a blind date. I didn't get home until 4 A.M because we danced till 3 A.M. I said, 'Dad, punish me how you want. I just met the greatest guy. I don't care what my punishment is.' And we started dating ever since and it was history after that." (6360 points, 263 comments)
    4. Kane: "Bryan and I are on such opposite ends of the political spectrum. But we respect each other as human beings and value each other's opinions, so we had conversations and learned from each other. I learned a lot from Bryan, even if we didn't always agree." (6128 points, 1379 comments)
    5. Maria Kanellis: "WWE doesnt want to build new stars, they want to spike the ratings for a couple weeks to keep the investors/networks happy. What WWE doesn’t seem to get, is ratings improve when people care about the story/stars. Invest in talent, spend the time building stars, stop the laziness." (6079 points, 846 comments)
    6. Bret Hart: "Goldberg to me was one of the most unprofessional wrestlers there ever was in the business. For Bill Goldberg to be in the Hall of Fame... he hurt everybody he worked with." (6006 points, 1022 comments)
    7. Batista on his Favorite WWE Match: "It was with Rey Mysterio at a house show in Mexico. We went and gave them a pay-per-view match. We went back and got a standing ovation. Rey kicked out of my finish, we gave them every bell and whistle we could think of. That's what I wanted my career to be." (5606 points, 237 comments)
    8. Ric Flair on the Boneyard Match: "I texted Taker, 'You did it again.' That and the Fun House, it was incredible. If I'm dying as an adult who's been watching this forever, can you imagine what a 12-year-old is thinking? They gotta be going, 'Wow! Daddy this is the coolest thing!'" (5388 points, 438 comments)
    9. Luke Gallows: "When I got there (WWE) in 2016, I was pleasantly surprised because the locker room of old had changed. The old guard was gone. It wasn't everybody walking around on eggshells. I give big credit to Roman Reigns for that." (5335 points, 561 comments)
    10. Steve Austin: "I've had zero alcohol for right at 14 days now. I'm also doing my DDP Yoga shit. Hell, I'm going to jump up here and do the splits like a goddang cheerleader in a minute! I'm flexible as a motherfucker." lol (4928 points, 575 comments)
  4. 77859 points, 15 submissions: Naweezy
    1. “Motherfucker”. Stone Cold steals the Rock’s moment. (7065 points, 425 comments)
    2. Two legends with their signature rises (6617 points, 288 comments)
    3. The Rock attempts the Rock Bottom on Eddie Guerrero (6313 points, 411 comments)
    4. Wrestling 101: Don’t drop a beer Stone Cold throws you (6227 points, 206 comments)
    5. That time CM Punk and Daniel Bryan copied a spot from the Sonnen and Silvia fight on the Raw after the event (5820 points, 322 comments)
    6. Remember paper always beats the rock (5249 points, 221 comments)
    7. Scott Hall and Zack Ryder holding each other’s Intercontinental Championships 20 years apart (5098 points, 262 comments)
    8. Swig of beer for the working man (5042 points, 257 comments)
    9. Beeper. Fanny Pack. All Denim clothing. Stone Cold and The Rock. This is as 90’s as it gets (4648 points, 220 comments)
    10. HBK fools Melina who thinks he’s John Morrison (4601 points, 179 comments)
  5. 61927 points, 11 submissions: sylvester_terkay
    1. A Series of Wrestlers popping out of nowhere (8098 points, 288 comments)
    2. What reminds me of Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn lately (6535 points, 234 comments)
    3. Sami Zayn popping outta nowhere (6213 points, 198 comments)
    4. Big E meets Little E (6047 points, 245 comments)
    5. Orange Cassidy joining what he thought was a slumber party (5879 points, 206 comments)
    6. Ric Flair makes a young Hurricane fan cry (5712 points, 386 comments)
    7. Roman gets his payback (5305 points, 153 comments)
    8. It took almost 2 years for Randy to get his revenge on AJ (4993 points, 233 comments)
    9. Billie Kay breaks Peyton Royce & Cathy Kelley (4517 points, 320 comments)
    10. [Raw Spoilers] Kurt Angle having some flashbacks (4334 points, 204 comments)
  6. 61503 points, 7 submissions: RealWWE
    1. Daniel Bryan medically cleared to return to in-ring action (26808 points, 6506 comments)
    2. Rey Mysterio’s reaction to seeing AJ Styles backstage at Royal Rumble (8587 points, 493 comments)
    3. [Rumble Spoilers] This Is Brock Lesnar, Hear Him Scream - The Remix (6395 points, 180 comments)
    4. The champ Becky Lynch has a special surprise for SquaredCircle ... (5661 points, 561 comments)
    5. Hello SC from Stamford! R-Truth and Carmella are enjoying their all-expenses paid vacation to WWE HQ (5397 points, 356 comments)
    6. Not-so-official artwork for NXT TakeOver in the year 2050 (4463 points, 203 comments)
    7. I am WWE SmackDown Women's Champion Becky Lynch and the Superstar everyone wants to see at Evolution, the first-ever all-women's pay-per-view. Ask the champ anything! (And boo the woo!) (4192 points, 1738 comments)
  7. 54103 points, 10 submissions: hall198
    1. Deadspin: WWE Allows Alleged Child Sex Predator to Waltz Back Into the Ring Like Nothing Happened (8645 points, 1551 comments)
    2. Ric Flair's ringtone is set to 'Ric Flair Drip' and Charlotte is shocked by this discovery. (7829 points, 548 comments)
    3. Renee Young announces she has COVID-19 (5137 points, 983 comments)
    4. (SD Spoilers) This fan went all out for Holloween (5112 points, 153 comments)
    5. TMZ: The Columbus police department launch an investigation into Marty Jannetty's facebook comments from earlier today "We are going to look into this. The first step will be seeing if we have any missing persons or unidentified remains cases that match the limited information in the post." (4992 points, 776 comments)
    6. Tommy Dreamer: "Yesterday. AEW packed, ROH sold out, WWE tokyo packed, they ran Jackson as well. NXT Venice (packed), I did an indy (with) over 700 people. I keep reading all these other indies ran last night, So many people were entertained by professional wrestling. YESTERDAY WAS A GOOD DAY" (4575 points, 237 comments)
    7. The IIconics are amazing, pass it on. (4565 points, 433 comments)
    8. The PPV poster for Hell in a Cell (4523 points, 426 comments)
    9. (NXT Spoilers) YEET. (4420 points, 383 comments)
    10. Ric Flair: "It's Official, Charlotte Is No Longer Ric Flair's Daughter. I Am Charlotte Flair's Dad! All The Accolades That Have Come My Way Over Time Are Diminished By Her Accomplishments Now! I Am So Proud Of You Charlotte." (4305 points, 503 comments)
  8. 52599 points, 8 submissions: Bigbenn0
    1. I present to you the first and only time John Cena did a suicide dive. (8006 points, 382 comments)
    2. On this day 2 years ago, the greatest moment in WWE history happened. (7898 points, 364 comments)
    3. To be honest, this alone should get R-Truth inducted into the Hall of Fame (7364 points, 381 comments)
    4. A reminder that Ricochet isn’t human. (6457 points, 517 comments)
    5. The Usos forfeiting the Gauntlet Match out of respect for Kofi and The New Day was perfection and one of the best part of Kofimania. WWE gets a lot of criticism for their storylines and bookings and whatnot but Kofimania shows that they can be great when they want to. (6380 points, 358 comments)
    6. I often forget how crazy Bobby Lashley was back in the day. (6138 points, 387 comments)
    7. In Honor of Money in the Bank this Sunday, here’s what I think is the greatest non-Wrestlemania entrance in WWE History. I also don’t think there’ll come another time where a superstar elicit this big of a ovation off their entrance alone. (5455 points, 849 comments)
    8. John Cena and Sting congratulating a 7-Year old Girl on beating cancer after Raw went off air. (4901 points, 273 comments)
  9. 49307 points, 10 submissions: woo_hah
    1. John Cena: “I can say with the utmost sincerity that I believe Brock Lesnar is best in-ring performer that I've seen. His performance at the Rumble was a clinic on how to establish yourself, how to establish those around you, establish the championship, establish the importance of one event.” (5922 points, 853 comments)
    2. WWE confirms move to Amway Center (calling it WWE ThunderDome). There will be drone cameras and 1,000 virtual fans, with crowd audio mixed in. Kevin Dunn says pryo, smoke and projections will allow for “a big, beautiful entrance, better than WrestleMania.” (5685 points, 1123 comments)
    3. Big E on Xavier Woods: “If Woods doesn’t come up to me in 2014 and say, ‘Hey, I have an idea for a group. You want to join me?’ If that doesn’t happen, who knows if I’m even still employed here. He changed our lives. And the fact that he got the trombone over in wrestling? That’s incredible.” (5625 points, 294 comments)
    4. Drew McIntyre: “I don’t know why, but Kurt Angle chose to work with me for one of his final matches in TNA. He made me look like a million bucks. Then, a few years later in WWE, he made me look like an absolute killer. I can never thank Kurt enough for what he has done and continues to do for me.” (5314 points, 120 comments)
    5. Terry Funk on AEW: “Vince and WWE, they’re not fresh. Yes, Vince does big business. They have the best talent in the world, but they have no fresh ideas. They should be selling out every arena. Vince thinks he’s fresh, he thinks he’s the best. That’s when you get knocked on your ass.” (5128 points, 613 comments)
    6. Jake Hager: "When I look now at guys like Cesaro, guys like Bobby Lashley, they’re just lost. When I look at them, that whole cloud of doom comes right back over me. [WWE] knows exactly what they’re doing and I hate to say it, but it’s on purpose. They want you lost in there so they can control you" (4660 points, 1256 comments)
    7. Chris Jericho: “One of my mission statements in AEW is to build new talent. People complain, ‘We don’t have any idea who this people are!’ It’s only been nine weeks, and we’re focusing on one person every couple of weeks. Building new stars will make this promotion successful.” (4578 points, 491 comments)
    8. Otis on winning MITB: “I found out and was like, ‘What?’ When the briefcase got into my hands, that’s when it felt real. I remember watching the first ‘Money in the Bank’ match at WrestleMania, and it blows my mind that I woke up right next to it this morning.” (4214 points, 475 comments)
    9. Mandy Rose pitched the Otis storyline directly to Vince McMahon. It was inspired by their real-life friendship. (4093 points, 347 comments)
    10. Renee Young on WWE's reaction to her positive COVID test: "Did I feel a little slighted? I didn't really feel like anyone was all that concerned that I got sick. That bothered me for sure." (4088 points, 521 comments)
  10. 49071 points, 3 submissions: LazyCanasian
    1. Earthquake (my dad) playing Tetris while my brother and sister look on. (18154 points, 541 comments)
    2. In memory of my dad today, here he is on his birthday excited for some hot disco hits! (17092 points, 429 comments)
    3. In honor of Father’s Day, here’s Earthquake and me around 1996-1997. Happy Father’s Day to all of the dads that are still with us and those that aren’t. Much love! (13825 points, 363 comments)
  11. 47977 points, 1 submission: Macaveli54
    1. Nearly 50 hours of work, here’s my drawing of The Rock (47977 points, 1413 comments)
  12. 40346 points, 7 submissions: KhabibTime
    1. Ric Flair: I Ain't Dead Yet Mother Fuckers! WOOOOO! (11185 points, 581 comments)
    2. Big E: Sometimes you forget the dude you’ve goofed off with for the last 4+ years is a legend. Putting in an actual hour against (and DEFEATING) world champs & future HOFers was awe inspiring & humbling. Last night was one we will never forget. (5573 points, 562 comments)
    3. James Ellsworth: When I wrestled Braun Strowman the match didn't last 2 minutes, and with that neither was my WWE career suppose to. Thanks to fans all over the world, in those nearly 2 minutes I lasted a year and a half a WWE, I'll never forget what wrestling fans did for me (5366 points, 175 comments)
    4. Jon Moxley: “Pressure is having a 2-page script written by a 74-year old mad man that makes no sense, that’s gonna make you look stupid on TV” (5000 points, 737 comments)
    5. Big E: Kofi has the most days as a tag team champion in the history of WWE. Never failed a drug test. Never had a brush with the law. Always a professional to the highest degree. Give this man his flowers while he can still smell them. (4858 points, 385 comments)
    6. [WWE After The Bell] Randy Orton Confirms AJ Styles is a Flat Earther (4264 points, 1336 comments)
    7. Kayla Braxton: @WWE I’ll forego my paycheck to never see Lana and Lashley together on television again (4100 points, 448 comments)
  13. 37282 points, 7 submissions: WorkFriendlyAcct
    1. Fan misreads request for assistance. (9173 points, 306 comments)
    2. Triple H marks out for Randy Orton (5212 points, 201 comments)
    3. Picture perfect hurricanranna off the top rope to the outside. (5023 points, 182 comments)
    4. The most dramatic running clothesline in the history of professional wrestling. (4703 points, 344 comments)
    5. Daniel and Brie share a moment (4629 points, 556 comments)
    6. 30 Years of the Royal Rumble (4346 points, 638 comments)
    7. Mayoral Candidate Abuses Cheerleaders (4196 points, 128 comments)
  14. 35508 points, 1 submission: MustacheDiaries
    1. 1992 and 2020 have identical calendars so I'm using the 1992 WWF Calendar this year. (35508 points, 640 comments)
  15. 34503 points, 6 submissions: thebobbyshaw33
    1. Sign catches Rock’s attention and he’s gotta set the record straight (9731 points, 389 comments)
    2. (HIAC SPOILERS) Xpac is all of us (5967 points, 837 comments)
    3. This has to be one of the greatest photos ever captured in wrestling. (5939 points, 242 comments)
    4. Kane comes out to Slow Chemical for his victory speech. (4505 points, 559 comments)
    5. The accuracy of this tweet is amazing and even Dolph found it hilarious “undertaker 2000 & undertaker 1999” (4189 points, 185 comments)
    6. [HOF Spoilers] crowd favorite (4172 points, 270 comments)
  16. 33054 points, 3 submissions: suzukigun4life
    1. WWE has confirmed WrestleMania will not be taking place in Tampa Bay. It will instead air live on PPV/WWE Network and emanate from the WWE Performance Center. (22353 points, 4591 comments)
    2. [GRR SPOILERS] Greatest moment in Royal Rumble history? (6164 points, 498 comments)
    3. [RAW Spoilers] Superstar's update (4537 points, 821 comments)
  17. 32590 points, 5 submissions: Knoxlag
    1. "Rusev literally gave $25,000 of his own money to pay WWE production workers cause they weren’t getting paid." (9391 points, 1076 comments)
    2. 2 Generations apart (7862 points, 328 comments)
    3. Dave Meltzer: "What horrible news, Rocky Johnson passed away, Dwayne's father. Our best to Dwayne, Ricky, Ata and the entire family." (7091 points, 323 comments)
    4. Cody with some legendary company on the Jericho Cruise (4170 points, 262 comments)
    5. Photo of the new AEW faction (4076 points, 636 comments)
  18. 31221 points, 5 submissions: mcm123456
    1. That time Triple H KILLED Shawn Michaels. I'm glad he retired this dangerous move. (8396 points, 650 comments)
    2. 27 years ago to this day, WWF Champion Hulk Hogan faced IWGP Champion The Great Muta (7093 points, 837 comments)
    3. Triple H disguised as Goldust shooting Kane with a Flamethrower. You can't make this shit up... (6706 points, 412 comments)
    4. Eddie Guerrero realising he's in trouble a little too late. (4610 points, 312 comments)
    5. Booker T, Rob Van Dam and Chris Jericho stealing each other's Finishers. (4416 points, 300 comments)
  19. 26914 points, 5 submissions: will_upvote_beer
    1. Kurt Angle: “Wrestlemania is around the corner. My very last match. I know its not the old Kurt Angle everyone has wanted, but im proud knowing its the new Kurt Angle thats been clean for almost 6 years. Thank you to all those who have been supporting me through the good and bad. I love you all.” (8364 points, 508 comments)
    2. Batista turned down WWE Hall Of Fame invitation because his in-ring career is not over: "I would love to go back. I've been very vocal about that" (5233 points, 626 comments)
    3. Rusev is selling more shirts than The Shield and everyone else in WWE (4829 points, 606 comments)
    4. Jim Ross signs with All Elite Wrestling for most lucrative deal in commentary history (4310 points, 772 comments)
    5. Meltzer reporting that Fox wants Smackdown to be less comedy and more sports (4178 points, 966 comments)
  20. 26079 points, 4 submissions: KneeHighMischief
    1. CM Punk with a fantastic display of sportsmanship after Chris Hamrick suffers a gruesome knee injury (9746 points, 416 comments)
    2. Sami Zayn finds out that Ska isn't cool anymore (6840 points, 601 comments)
    3. A dazed Michael McGillicutty (Curtis Axel) thinks he got the better of Sheamus 1/19/13 (5337 points, 236 comments)
    4. Alberto El Patron has no concept of physics (4156 points, 335 comments)
  21. 25796 points, 3 submissions: Bradleyharheez
    1. TRAGIC UPDATE: LA County lifeguards confirm body found in Venice Beach is former WWE star Shad Gaspard, via @tina_patel. (15688 points, 1545 comments)
    2. R-truth crashes drake Mavericks wedding to become 24/7 champion again! (5218 points, 762 comments)
    3. Tommy dreamer posted this photo of him and Howard finkel and his sign in the background just makes me shed a tear (4890 points, 203 comments)
  22. 24259 points, 4 submissions: AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
    1. Eddie Guerrero wins the 100M race (8565 points, 286 comments)
    2. Kurt Angle reverses everything The Undertaker does into an Ankle Lock (5774 points, 438 comments)
    3. Eddie Guerrero’s last cheeky smile before he would sadly pass away (5559 points, 282 comments)
    4. Great sequence from Adam Cole at NXT Takeover NOLA (4361 points, 315 comments)
  23. 24199 points, 1 submission: serenawilliams
    1. kn0thing said you all wanted to see the belt. Banana for scale. (24199 points, 990 comments)

Top Commenters

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Top Submissions

  1. Nearly 50 hours of work, here’s my drawing of The Rock by Macaveli54 (47977 points, 1413 comments)
  2. 1992 and 2020 have identical calendars so I'm using the 1992 WWF Calendar this year. by MustacheDiaries (35508 points, 640 comments)
  3. Daniel Bryan medically cleared to return to in-ring action by RealWWE (26808 points, 6506 comments)
  4. kn0thing said you all wanted to see the belt. Banana for scale. by serenawilliams (24199 points, 990 comments)
  5. WWE has confirmed WrestleMania will not be taking place in Tampa Bay. It will instead air live on PPV/WWE Network and emanate from the WWE Performance Center. by suzukigun4life (22353 points, 4591 comments)
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2020.08.23 18:05 LALakers4Lyf (Episode 40) Rebooking Summerslam 2018

(Timeline: August 2018, where the absence of a battle royal made me realize just how bloated the main roster really is at this point, and that's already with me including 205 Live into NXT and getting rid of the part-timers. I had to delay the debut of the Authors of Pain to make room for as much superstars as possible)
Welcome to the 6th episode of Season 2! This season will focus from Post-WM 34 up until WM 35. My progress for this set might be slower because I don't have laptop files to fall back on and I'll be rebooking 2018 WWE from scratch.
Winners and champions-heading-into-the-match are marked in bold. Matches with no write-ups to them are generally kept the same. Links to the real-life PPV will be provided so you can check how things went down irl, and links to previous episodes are made if you want to make sense of how different the superstars here are booked compared to real life.
Link to Episode 39:
https://www.reddit.com/fantasybooking/comments/idru20/episode_39_rebooking_wwe_2018_battleground/
Link to Episode 1:
https://www.reddit.com/fantasybooking/comments/gf7ad0/rebook_every_wwe_ppv_from_fatal_4way_2010_onwards/

SUMMERSLAM ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SummerSlam_(2018)) )
(Pre-Show) Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder (c) vs Konnor & Viktor (RAW Tag Team Titles) 7:15
A quick-paced physical match that shows the technical tag team prowess of The Revival vs the brute force of The Ascension.
(Pre-Show) Asuka vs Mickie James 4:03
An interpromotional match pitting SD's Asuka vs RAW's Mickie James.
(Pre-Show) Cesaro & Sheamus vs Luke Harper & Erick Rowan (c) (SD Tag Team Titles) 12:12
The Bar, long being questioned for their tag team credibility due to having short reigns and a lack of a big title win at this point, manage to become No. 1 Contenders to the unstoppable Bludgeon Brothers. Through their teamwork that has continuously improved since their initial days and their individual technical prowess, they score their biggest win to date and emerge victorious against the Bludgeon Brothers, winning the SD Tag Titles in the process.
Daniel Bryan vs Alexander Rusev (w/ Aiden English) (c) vs The Miz vs Randy Orton vs Tye Dillinger vs Andrade Cien Almas (w/ Zelina Vega) vs Bobby Roode (c) vs Elias vs Kevin Owens vs Shelton Benjamin vs Curtis Axel (w/ Heath Slater) vs Jinder Mahal (MITB Ladder Match) 22:26
The biggest MITB match is held with 6 stars from RAW and 6 stars from SD. Before the match, Titus O'Neil is attacked by Brother Nero Jeff Hardy and Bo Wyatt, and they go on to cost Shelton Benjamin the match and a brawl between the 4 ensues, taking Benjamin out of the match entirely. Miz and Bryan battle out their differences here. Collision between former allies are present, with Miz & Axel (and Slater) and Rusev & Mahal. Andrade is here to show off his brand even more. Roode is starting to turn heel as his smug NXT persona is starting to show. Elias and Dillinger are still the darkhorses. Orton and Owens have their starpower and talent holding this match together as well. In the end, Daniel Bryan wins the MITB for the 2nd time in his career.
Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns vs Dolph Ziggler, Drew McIntyre, Rhyno 5:27
Just like irl, Ambrose returns to aid his Shield brethren, except we're adding Reigns and Rhyno to this match. This becomes an energetic and a surprisingly quick match, as The Shield surprise the heels with a display of teamwork that has brought them an undefeated streak during their time of dominance.
Chad Gable vs Kurt Angle 10:58
The long story between the two comes to an end here, one year after it began. It happens the same way Adam Blampied booked it ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_AvYcJoB_E ) except the story is stretched out to Summerslam for Gable to fully expand his experience beyond the illegitimate son storyline by being involved with the Shield (just like Jason Jordan irl). Knowing that his usage of Angle has come to an end, Gable attacks Angle after an apology segment between the two, revealing that Angle was never his dad and that Gable took advantage of the comparisons to use Angle to further his career. The match is set when Angle finally returns, revealing his wrestling singlet underneath his suit and attacks Gable, sending the heel scurrying. I do like Blampied's scripted line for Angle here ("I may not be your father, but at Summerslam, I'll be your daddy" or something along those lines). Of course, since this is Angle's final match and the story is about Gable, the latter wins here and gains more heel heat from the crowd. As for Angle, the crowd knows it's his final match as they give him a standing ovation while he thanks them
Eric Young, Killian Dain, Alexander Wolfe (w/ Nikki Cross) vs AJ Styles, Luke Gallows, Karl Anderson vs Big E, Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods (Street Fights Match) 15:26
Sanity is here to cause chaos. The New Day and The Club are both determined to flex their dominance over each other and over sanity. In a chaotic Street Fights Match that Paige books (In her perspective, RAW's Triple Threat between WorldWide Brand, Balor Club, and 2/3 Shield + Gable stole the show at Wrestlemania, so she wants SD's own version of a war on Summerslam). In this hellacious fight, Sanity comes out on top as Nikki Cross puts her own body on the line in the finish, allowing Eric Young to pin Xavier Woods.
Sasha Banks & Bayley vs Peyton Royce & Billie Kay vs Mandy Rose & Sonya Deville vs Liv Morgan & Sarah Logan vs Alexa Bliss & Nia Jax vs Naomi & Lana (Women's Tag Team Titles) (Elimination Chamber) 28:01
Throughout 2018, the Women's Division has seen an increase in the amount of teams, from Absolution to The Riott Squad to The IIconics and to the on-off pairings of the Horsewomen and Bliss-Jax. At the same time, Sasha Banks & Bayley have gone through extensive therapy and counseling to work out their differences, and it all boiled down to one thing: Wanting to achieve success and showing that they are the better woman. The problem is, as long as one of them keeps beating the other, the loser was never going to be satisfied. With that growing problem combining with the increasing size of the Women's Division, Stephanie, Paige, and new GM Baron Corbin come up with a solution: The introduction of the Women's Tag Team Titles, to be determined inside the Elimination Chamber. Sasha & Bayley are the first to know this, and they arrive at a compromise and make their presence felt at Battleground with their attack. All the women not in the Women's Title picture turn their attention towards this match, and a token random pairing of Naomi and Lana is added as underdogs while Bliss-Jax reluctantly agree to team up because they know each other in and out from their year together prior to their feud. Ultimately, The Boss 'n' Hug Connection come out on top and become the first Women's Tag Team Champions.
Charlotte Flair vs Carmella (w/ James Ellsworth) (c) vs Becky Lynch (SD Women's Title) 14:41
Not changing a thing. This was perfect.
Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs Samoa Joe (WWE Title) 19:44
Samoa Joe becomes No. 1 Contender and the two superstars reach back to their NXT history, with Joe saying that he has Nakamura's number and has previously beaten The King of Strong Style to become the first ever 2-time NXT Champion. Replacing Styles with Nakamura removes the element of Joe threatening the champion's family and simply turns this into a pure wrestling feud with champion and challenger wanting to beat each other up (similar to their NXT feud, that was intense). Tonight, the intense King of Strong Style one-ups the Monster Samoan for this round.
Ronda Rousey (c) vs Ruby Riott (RAW Women's Title) 13:39
Ruby Riott wins the No. 1 Contender's match to Rousey's title, and she tries to send a message to Rousey by having her and her Riott Squad mates brutally attack Ember Moon and sidelining their rival. Their real-life feud is placed here, with Riott as the up-and-coming challenger to Rousey's reign. Because of the Women's Tag Team Title match, Riott enters this match alone. She puts up a great fight before Rousey retains. Afterwards, Sarah Logan and Liv Morgan appear and the Riott Squad pummel Ronda Rousey, as Ruby Riott holds the title she didn't win and stands tall before dumping the title onto the fallen champion.
Bobby Lashley (w/ Lio Rush) vs Braun Strowman (c) vs Bray Wyatt vs Apollo Crews (w/ Dana Brooke) (World Heavyweight Title) 20:09
Lio Rush has proclaimed that Lashley wants the World Title. So does Apollo Crews, especially when his stablemates hold the Wyatts at bay and win a slot at the MITB match. GM Baron Corbin, wanting to make Strowman's match a living hell, smirks and adds Bray Wyatt to the match, citing his history with both Strowman and Crews, much to the dismay of Crews, O'Neil, and Benjamin. Bray Wyatt laughs and simply wants to see how Strowman can hold up, and that business with Crews is not yet over. Bo and Brother Nero Jeff warn the Worldwide Brand that Bray Wyatt is going into "darker places." Strowman shrugs this all off and proclaims in his monster voice that he will take them all. Suffice to say, Bray Wyatt & Apollo Crews take each other out of the match, and Strowman takes out Lio Rush before running into a spear from Bobby Lashley, who then picks Strowman up for the Dominator and pins the Monster Among Men to become the new World Heavyweight Champion.

Link to Episode 41: https://www.reddit.com/fantasybooking/comments/ifrf77/episode_41_rebooking_supershowdown_2018/
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2020.08.16 10:08 LALakers4Lyf (Episode 37) PPV Weekend: Backlash 2018

(Timeline: May 2018, where a new era for both RAW & SD begin, and the headaches of having additional superstars to book have mounted)
Welcome to the 3rd episode of Season 2! This season will focus from Post-WM 34 up until WM 35! My progress for this set might be slower because I don't have laptop files to fall back on and I'll be rebooking 2018 WWE from scratch.
Winners and champions-heading-into-the-match are marked in bold. Matches with no write-ups to them are generally kept the same. Links to the real-life PPV will be provided so you can check how things went down irl, and links to previous episodes are made if you want to make sense of how different the superstars here are booked compared to real life.
Link to Episode 35 & 36:
https://www.reddit.com/fantasybooking/comments/i1n6ac/episode_35_april_2018_the_greatest_royal_rumble/
https://www.reddit.com/fantasybooking/comments/i2bmck/episode_36_april_2018_allwomen_ppv_revolution/
Link to Episode 1:
https://www.reddit.com/fantasybooking/comments/gf7ad0/rebook_every_wwe_ppv_from_fatal_4way_2010_onwards/

BUILD TO BACKLASH
Shane McMahon may have won the fight against Owens & Zayn, but ultimately the latter had the last laugh. Shane comes under increasing scrutiny from a disgruntled Smackdown locker room, who felt that his obsession with besting RAW and gaining mainstream coverage with the Goldberg issue ultimately cost them the Wrestlemania spotlight, whose main event was dominated by RAW matches while SD was relegated to the opening matches. This, along with Daniel Bryan resigning as SD GM to compete as a full-time wrestler, forces Shane to step away from the spotlight and operate strictly from a business standpoint.
Just like irl, Paige is named the new SD GM. Unlike her predecessors, Paige is more interested in doing what's best for WWE and operates from a neutral standpoint. Instead of competing against RAW, she meets with RAW GM Kurt Angle with the vision of promoting PPV Weekends under one banner, unto which Kurt Angle agrees. Stephanie may be in less scrutiny than Shane, but increasing workload as RAW & SD continues to gain following after the success of both the Greatest Royal Rumble & Revolution forces Steph to step away from the spotlight as well, although she motions Kurt Angle that she will be evaluating his performance, as his relationship with his "son" Chad Gable is starting to affect his decision-making. In light of this, Baron Corbin is assigned to monitor Kurt Angle. This is where we're starting to see the constable side of Corbin.
With this, WWE launches its first PPV Weekend under one banner: Backlash. Smackdown gets part one on Saturday, RAW gets part two on Sunday. Paige & Kurt do this first PPV with the intent of introducing the new faces to RAW & SD after the 2018 Superstar Shake-Up.

BACKLASH Part 1 ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backlash_(2018)) )
(Pre-Show) Billie Kay, Peyton Royce, Mandy Rose, Sonya Deville vs Asuka, Becky Lynch, Naomi, Natalya 14:43
The seeds for the Women's Tag Team Titles is planted in this build, as the IIconics and 2/3 of Absolution display great teamwork and chemistry during the build and match against Asuka, Becky, Naomi, and the departing Natalya who is set to go to RAW. The babyfaces struggle due to internal friction, and this allows the up-and-coming heels to pick up a huge victory.
Alexander Rusev (w/ Lana & Aiden English) vs Tye Dillinger (US Title) 10:18
Tye Dillinger becomes No. 1 Contender to the US Title, held by Rusev who has firmly reestablished Rusev Day with Aiden English & Lana, declaring that no one will be able to take the title from him. Tye Dillinger plays the resilient underdog, but loses after a distraction from English allows Rusev to pick up the win.
Samoa Joe vs Randy Orton 21:49
Orton has turned heel after taking his anger on everyone, as he has felt disrespected for being relegated to the pre-show at Wrestlemania. He says that the stars of the past may be gone, and his fellow OVW graduate John Cena may not be around as much anymore, but he is still the Viper and he is still the best in the business. This brings out Samoa Joe, who says that he has been in a rough patch himself due to the injuries but is determined to show everyone that he is still the submission machine that run roughshod over WWE en route to becoming World Champion. Joe here is a tweener, and his match against Orton is a case of two men with high pride beating each other up. Joe narrowly wins here, after a mistake by Orton leads to Joe locking in the Coquina Clutch.
Luke Harper & Erick Rowan (c) vs Cesaro & Sheamus vs Jimmy Uso & Jey Uso vs Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson vs Big E & Kofi Kingston (w/ Xavier Woods) (Tag Team Turmoil Match) 18:04
With the Tag Team Division feeling the biggest impact of the Superstar Shakeup, both Paige & Angle book their Tag Team Champions into a Tag Team Gauntlet match against all the other tag teams in the division. All five teams are powerhouses, and it takes a lot for Harper & Rowan to walk away with the title.
Daniel Bryan vs Big Cass 7:30
Carmella (w/ James Ellsworth) (c) vs Charlotte Flair (SD Women's Title) 10:01
Only difference is Carmella winning thanks to James Ellsworth's distraction.
Shinsuke Nakamura vs AJ Styles (c) (WWE Title) (1st Match of Best-of-5 Series) 21:07
A big change from real life is that to determine a decisive winner, Nakamura & Styles agree to a best of 5 series to definitively determine the WWE Champion. Nakamura wins this first match cleanly and stares at the title as the show closes.

BACKLASH Part 2 ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backlash_(2018)) )
(Pre-Show) Ruby Riott, Liv Morgan, Sarah Logan vs Bayley, Sasha Banks, Ember Moon
Similar to the IIconics and Absolution, the Riott Squad have worked tremendously as a unit as they once again showcase here, taking advantage of the internal conflicts between Bayley & Sasha Banks, with Ember Moon an unfortunate casualty of the Horsewomen's bickering.
Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder (c) vs Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn vs Konnor & Viktor vs Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre vs Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns (w/ Chad Gable) vs Woken Matt Hardy & Brother Nero Jeff Hardy (w/ Bo Wyatt & Bray Wyatt) vs Titus O'Neil & Shelton Benjamin (w/ Dana Brooke) vs Fandango & Tyler Breeze vs Heath Slater & Curtis Axel (RAW Tag Team Titles) 20:30
In the biggest Tag Team Turmoil Match to date, multiple storylines are involved. Tension between the Wyatt-Hardy Family and the WorldWide Brand (Titus & Shelton, for those who aren't up to date with my stories) cost both teams the match. The Wyatts have a mini-reunion stand-off with Konnor & Vitkor. Reigns & Rollins' annoyance with Chad Gable reaches new heights as the latter costs them the match. Ziggler-McIntyre and Owens-Zayn are impressive. The Revival picks up their biggest win to date after surviving the turmoil.
Bobby Lashley (w/ Lio Rush) vs Rhyno 11:43
Lashley's first match is not against Elias, but against Rhyno in a powerhouse match between the two spear-executing superstars. He bests Rhyno as his mouthpiece Lio Rush continues to further hype him up.
Apollo Crews (c) vs Chad Gable (IC Title) 16:18
Gable is abandoned by Reigns & Rollins, who have no intention of accompanying him to the match wherein he invoked his rematch clause for the IC Title. He feels betrayed but wrestles Crews to a good match anyway between two rising stars before losing. After the match, the Wyatts appear out of nowhere and attack Apollo Crews. They leave the ring before O'Neil, Benjamin, and Brooke could arrive for the save.
Bobby Roode vs Elias 11:04
In a glorified talent enhancement match, Elias performs as usual then gets interrupted by Roode, who proceeds to win the match.
Nia Jax (c) vs Alexa Bliss (RAW Women's Title) 12:49
Alexa Bliss wants one more match. She is granted this, if it only means she will never get another shot as long as Nia's reign continues. She tries to sneak attack Jax again repeatedly in the buildup. The story from Revolution is repeated in this match, with Bliss doing all she can before it takes a few blows from Nia Jax to put her away. After the match, Ronda Rousey appears and signifies that she too wants the title, standing toe-to-toe with Jax.
Braun Strowman (c) vs Finn Balor (World Heavyweight Title) 20:07
Finn Balor wins the No. 1 Contender's match for the World Heavyweight Title, pitting him as the underdog vs Braun Strowman. The build and match are both similar to Lesnar-Balor in real-life Royal Rumble 2019, with Strowman taking Lesnar's place. Despite a strong showing from Human Finn Balor, Strowman comes out on top at the end to stand tall with the World Heavyweight Title.

Link to Episode 38: https://www.reddit.com/fantasybooking/comments/ic3pss/episode_38_rebooking_wwe_2018_vengeance_replaces/
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2020.08.13 22:21 OB8O Every Legal 4-Letter Word In Scrabble

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BAAL BAAS BABA BABE BABU BABY BACH BACK BACS BADE BADS BAEL BAFF BAFT BAGH BAGS BAHT BAHU BAIL BAIT BAJU BAKE BALD BALE BALK BALL BALM BALS BALU BAMS BANC BAND BANE BANG BANI BANK BANS BANT BAPS BAPU BARB BARD BARE BARF BARK BARM BARN BARP BARS BASE BASH BASK BASS BAST BATE BATH BATS BATT BAUD BAUK BAUR BAWD BAWL BAWN BAWR BAYE BAYS BAYT BEAD BEAK BEAM BEAN BEAR BEAT BEAU BECK BEDE BEDS BEDU BEEF BEEN BEEP BEER BEES BEET BEGO BEGS BEIN BELL BELS BELT BEMA BEND BENE BENI BENJ BENS BENT BERE BERG BERK BERM BEST BETA BETE BETH BETS BEVY BEYS BHAI BHAT BHEL BHUT BIAS BIBB BIBS BICE BIDE BIDI BIDS BIEN BIER BIFF BIGA BIGG BIGS BIKE BILE BILK BILL BIMA BIND BINE BING BINK BINS BINT BIOG BIOS BIRD BIRK BIRL BIRO BIRR BISE BISH BISK BIST BITE BITO BITS BITT BIZE BLAB BLAD BLAE BLAG BLAH BLAM BLAT BLAW BLAY BLEB BLED BLEE BLET BLEW BLEY BLIN BLIP BLIT BLOB BLOC BLOG BLOT BLOW BLUB BLUE BLUR BOAB BOAK BOAR BOAS BOAT BOBA BOBS BOCK BODE BODS BODY BOEP BOET BOFF BOGS BOGY BOHO BOHS BOIL BOIS BOKE BOKO BOKS BOLA BOLD BOLE BOLL BOLO BOLT BOMA BOMB BONA BOND BONE BONG BONK BONY BOOB BOOH BOOK BOOL BOOM BOON BOOR BOOS BOOT BOPS BORA BORD BORE BORK BORM BORN BORS BORT BOSH BOSK BOSS BOTA BOTE BOTH BOTS BOTT BOUK BOUN BOUT BOWL BOWR BOWS BOXY BOYF BOYG BOYO BOYS BOZO BRAD BRAE BRAG BRAK BRAN BRAS BRAT BRAW BRAY BRED BREE BREI BREN BRER BREW BREY BRIE BRIG BRIK BRIM BRIN BRIO BRIS BRIT BROD BROG BROO BROS BROW BRRR BRUS BRUT BRUX BUAT BUBA BUBO BUBS BUBU BUCK BUDA BUDI BUDO BUDS BUFF BUFO BUGS BUHL BUHR BUIK BUKE BULB BULK BULL BUMF BUMP BUMS BUNA BUND BUNG BUNK BUNN BUNS BUNT BUOY BURA BURB BURD BURG BURK BURL BURN BURP BURR BURS BURY BUSH BUSK BUSS BUST BUSY BUTE BUTS BUTT BUYS BUZZ BYDE BYES BYKE BYRE BYRL BYTE
CAAS CABA CABS CACA CACK CADE CADI CADS CAFE CAFF CAGE CAGS CAGY CAID CAIN CAKE CAKY CALF CALK CALL CALM CALO CALP CALX CAMA CAME CAMO CAMP CAMS CANE CANG CANN CANS CANT CANY CAPA CAPE CAPH CAPI CAPO CAPS CARB CARD CARE CARK CARL CARN CARP CARR CARS CART CASA CASE CASH CASK CAST CATE CATS CAUF CAUK CAUL CAUM CAUP CAVA CAVE CAVY CAWK CAWS CAYS CEAS CECA CEDE CEDI CEES CEIL CELL CELS CELT CENS CENT CEPE CEPS CERE CERO CERT CESS CETE CHAD CHAI CHAL CHAM CHAO CHAP CHAR CHAS CHAT CHAV CHAW CHAY CHEF CHER CHEW CHEZ CHIA CHIB CHIC CHID CHIK CHIN CHIP CHIS CHIT CHIV CHIZ CHOC CHOG CHON CHOP CHOU CHOW CHUB CHUG CHUM CHUR CHUT CIAO CIDE CIDS CIEL CIGS CILL CINE CION CIRE CIRL CIST CITE CITO CITS CITY CIVE CLAD CLAG CLAM CLAN CLAP CLAT CLAW CLAY CLEF CLEG CLEM CLEW CLIP CLIT CLOD CLOG CLON CLOP CLOT CLOU CLOW CLOY CLUB CLUE COAL COAT COAX COBB COBS COCA COCH COCK COCO CODA CODE CODS COED COFF COFT COGS COHO COIF COIL COIN COIR COIT COKE COKY COLA COLD COLE COLL COLS COLT COLY COMA COMB COME COMM COMP COMS COND CONE CONF CONI CONK CONN CONS CONY COOF COOK COOL COOM COON COOP COOS COOT COPE COPS COPY CORD CORE CORF CORK CORM CORN CORS CORY COSE COSH COSS COST COSY COTE COTH COTS COTT COUP COUR COVE COWK COWL COWP COWS COWY COXA COXY COYS COZE COZY CRAB CRAG CRAM CRAN CRAP CRAW CRAY CRED CREE CREM CREW CRIA CRIB CRIM CRIS CRIT CROC CROG CROP CROW CRUD CRUE CRUS CRUX CUBE CUBS CUDS CUED CUES CUFF CUIF CUIT CUKE CULL CULM CULT CUMS CUNT CUPS CURB CURD CURE CURF CURL CURN CURR CURS CURT CUSH CUSK CUSP CUSS CUTE CUTS CWMS CYAN CYMA CYME CYST CYTE CZAR
DAAL DABS DACE DACK DADA DADO DADS DAES DAFF DAFT DAGO DAGS DAHL DAHS DAIS DAKS DALE DALI DALS DALT DAME DAMN DAMP DAMS DANG DANK DANS DANT DAPS DARB DARE DARG DARI DARK DARN DART DASH DATA DATE DATO DAUB DAUD DAUR DAUT DAVY DAWD DAWK DAWN DAWS DAWT DAYS DAZE DEAD DEAF DEAL DEAN DEAR DEAW DEBE DEBS DEBT DECK DECO DEED DEEK DEEM DEEN DEEP DEER DEES DEET DEEV DEFI DEFO DEFT DEFY DEGS DEGU DEID DEIF DEIL DEKE DELE DELF DELI DELL DELO DELS DELT DEME DEMO DEMY DENE DENI DENS DENT DENY DERE DERM DERN DERO DERV DESI DESK DEUS DEVA DEVS DEWS DEWY DEXY DEYS DHAK DHAL DHOL DHOW DIAL DIBS DICE DICH DICK DICT DIDO DIDY DIEB DIED DIEL DIES DIET DIFF DIFS DIGS DIKA DIKE DILL DIME DIMP DIMS DINE DING DINK DINO DINS DINT DIOL DIPS DIPT DIRE DIRK DIRL DIRT DISA DISC DISH DISK DISS DITA DITE DITS DITT DITZ DIVA DIVE DIVI DIVO DIVS DIXI DIXY DIYA DJIN DOAB DOAT DOBS DOBY DOCK DOCO DOCS DODO DODS DOEK DOEN DOER DOES DOFF DOGE DOGS DOGY DOHS DOIT DOJO DOLE DOLL DOLS DOLT DOME DOMS DOMY DONA DONE DONG DONS DOOB DOOK DOOL DOOM DOON DOOR DOOS DOPA DOPE DOPS DOPY DORB DORE DORK DORM DORP DORR DORS DORT DORY DOSE DOSH DOSS DOST DOTE DOTH DOTS DOTY DOUC DOUK DOUM DOUN DOUP DOUR DOUT DOUX DOVE DOWD DOWF DOWL DOWN DOWP DOWS DOWT DOXY DOYS DOZE DOZY DRAB DRAC DRAD DRAG DRAM DRAP DRAT DRAW DRAY DREE DREG DREK DREW DREY DRIB DRIP DROP DROW DRUB DRUG DRUM DRYS DSOS DUAD DUAL DUAN DUAR DUBS DUCE DUCI DUCK DUCT DUDE DUDS DUED DUEL DUES DUET DUFF DUGS DUIT DUKA DUKE DULE DULL DULY DUMA DUMB DUMP DUNE DUNG DUNK DUNS DUNT DUOS DUPE DUPS DURA DURE DURN DURO DURR DUSH DUSK DUST DUTY DWAM DYAD DYED DYER DYES DYKE DYNE DZHO DZOS
EACH EALE EANS EARD EARL EARN EARS EASE EAST EASY EATH EATS EAUS EAUX EAVE EBBS EBON ECAD ECCE ECCO ECHE ECHO ECHT ECOD ECOS ECRU ECUS EDDO EDDY EDGE EDGY EDHS EDIT EECH EELS EELY EERY EEVN EFFS EFTS EGAD EGAL EGER EGGS EGGY EGIS EGMA EGOS EHED EIDE EIKS EILD EINA EINE EISH EKED EKES EKKA ELAN ELDS ELFS ELHI ELKS ELLS ELMS ELMY ELSE ELTS EMES EMEU EMIC EMIR EMIT EMMA EMMY EMOS EMPT EMUS EMYD EMYS ENDS ENES ENEW ENGS ENOL ENOW ENUF ENVY EOAN EONS EORL EPEE EPHA EPIC EPOS ERAS ERED ERES EREV ERGO ERGS ERHU ERIC ERKS ERNE ERNS EROS ERRS ERST ERUV ESES ESKY ESNE ESPY ESSE ESTS ETAS ETAT ETCH ETEN ETHE ETHS ETIC ETNA ETUI EUGE EUGH EUKS EUOI EURO EVEN EVER EVES EVET EVIL EVOE EVOS EWER EWES EWKS EWTS EXAM EXEC EXED EXES EXIT EXON EXPO EXUL EYAS EYED EYEN EYER EYES EYNE EYOT EYRA EYRE EYRY
FAAN FAAS FABS FACE FACT FADE FADO FADS FADY FAFF FAGS FAHS FAIK FAIL FAIN FAIR FAIX FAKE FALL FALX FAME FAND FANE FANG FANK FANO FANS FARD FARE FARL FARM FARO FARS FART FASH FAST FATE FATS FAUN FAUR FAUT FAUX FAVA FAVE FAWN FAWS FAYS FAZE FEAL FEAR FEAT FECK FEDS FEEB FEED FEEL FEEN FEER FEES FEET FEGS FEHM FEHS FEIS FELL FELT FEME FEMS FEND FENI FENS FENT FEOD FERE FERM FERN FESS FEST FETA FETE FETS FETT FEUD FEUS FEWS FEYS FIAR FIAT FIBS FICE FICO FIDO FIDS FIEF FIER FIFE FIGO FIGS FIKE FIKY FILA FILE FILL FILM FILO FILS FIND FINE FINI FINK FINO FINS FIQH FIRE FIRK FIRM FIRN FIRS FISC FISH FISK FIST FITS FITT FIVE FIXT FIZZ FLAB FLAG FLAK FLAM FLAN FLAP FLAT FLAW FLAX FLAY FLEA FLED FLEE FLEG FLEW FLEX FLEY FLIC FLIM FLIP FLIR FLIT FLIX FLOB FLOC FLOE FLOG FLOP FLOR FLOW FLOX FLUB FLUE FLUS FLUX FOAL FOAM FOBS FOCI FOEN FOES FOGS FOGY FOHN FOID FOIL FOIN FOLD FOLK FOND FONE FONS FONT FOOD FOOL FOOT FOPS FORA FORB FORD FORE FORK FORM FORT FOSS FOUD FOUL FOUR FOUS FOWL FOXY FOYS FOZY FRAB FRAE FRAG FRAP FRAS FRAT FRAU FRAY FREE FRET FRIB FRIG FRIS FRIT FRIZ FROE FROG FROM FROS FROW FRUG FUBS FUCI FUCK FUDS FUEL FUFF FUGS FUGU FUJI FULL FUME FUMS FUMY FUND FUNG FUNK FUNS FURL FURR FURS FURY FUSC FUSE FUSS FUST FUTZ FUZE FUZZ FYCE FYKE FYLE FYRD
GABS GABY GADE GADI GADS GAED GAEN GAES GAFF GAGA GAGE GAGS GAID GAIN GAIR GAIT GAJO GAKS GALA GALE GALL GALS GAMA GAMB GAME GAMP GAMS GAMY GANE GANG GANS GANT GAOL GAPE GAPO GAPS GAPY GARB GARE GARI GARS GART GASH GASP GAST GATE GATH GATS GAUD GAUM GAUN GAUP GAUR GAUS GAVE GAWD GAWK GAWP GAWS GAYS GAZE GAZY GEAL GEAN GEAR GEAT GECK GEDS GEED GEEK GEEP GEES GEEZ GEIT GELD GELS GELT GEMS GENA GENE GENS GENT GENU GEOS GERE GERM GERS GERT GEST GETA GETS GEUM GHAT GHEE GHIS GIBE GIBS GIDS GIED GIEN GIES GIFT GIGA GIGS GILA GILD GILL GILT GIMP GING GINK GINN GINS GIOS GIPS GIRD GIRL GIRN GIRO GIRR GIRT GISM GIST GITE GITS GIVE GIZZ GJUS GLAD GLAM GLED GLEE GLEG GLEI GLEN GLEY GLIA GLIB GLID GLIM GLIT GLOB GLOM GLOP GLOW GLUE GLUG GLUM GLUT GNAR GNAT GNAW GNOW GNUS GOAD GOAF GOAL GOAS GOAT GOBI GOBO GOBS GOBY GODS GOEL GOER GOES GOEY GOFF GOGO GOJI GOLD GOLE GOLF GOLP GONE GONG GONK GONS GOOD GOOF GOOG GOOK GOOL GOON GOOP GOOR GOOS GORA GORE GORI GORM GORP GORY GOSH GOSS GOTH GOUK GOUT GOVS GOWD GOWF GOWK GOWL GOWN GOYS GRAB GRAD GRAM GRAN GRAT GRAV GRAY GREE GREN GREW GREX GREY GRID GRIG GRIM GRIN GRIP GRIS GRIT GROG GROK GROT GROW GRRL GRUB GRUE GRUM GUAN GUAR GUBS GUCK GUDE GUES GUFF GUGA GUID GULA GULE GULF GULL GULP GULS GULY GUMP GUMS GUNG GUNK GUNS GUPS GURL GURN GURS GURU GUSH GUST GUTS GUVS GUYS GYAL GYBE GYMP GYMS GYNY GYPS GYRE GYRI GYRO GYTE GYVE
HAAF HAAR HABU HACK HADE HADJ HADS HAED HAEM HAEN HAES HAET HAFF HAFT HAGG HAGS HAHA HAHS HAIK HAIL HAIN HAIR HAJI HAJJ HAKA HAKE HAKU HALE HALF HALL HALM HALO HALT HAME HAMS HAND HANG HANK HANT HAOS HAPS HAPU HARD HARE HARK HARL HARM HARN HARO HARP HART HASH HASK HASP HASS HAST HATE HATH HATS HAUD HAUF HAUL HAUT HAVE HAWK HAWM HAWS HAYS HAZE HAZY HEAD HEAL HEAP HEAR HEAT HEBE HECH HECK HEED HEEL HEFT HEHS HEID HEIL HEIR HELD HELE HELL HELM HELO HELP HEME HEMP HEMS HEND HENS HENT HEPS HEPT HERB HERD HERE HERL HERM HERN HERO HERS HERY HESP HEST HETE HETH HETS HEWN HEWS HEYS HICK HIDE HIED HIES HIGH HIKE HILA HILD HILI HILL HILT HIMS HIND HING HINS HINT HIOI HIPS HIPT HIRE HISH HISN HISS HIST HITS HIVE HIYA HIZZ HOAR HOAS HOAX HOBO HOBS HOCK HODS HOED HOER HOES HOGG HOGH HOGS HOHA HOHS HOIK HOKA HOKE HOKI HOLD HOLE HOLK HOLM HOLP HOLS HOLT HOLY HOMA HOME HOMO HOMS HOMY HOND HONE HONG HONK HONS HOOD HOOF HOOK HOON HOOP HOOR HOOT HOPE HOPS HORA HORE HORI HORN HORS HOSE HOSS HOST HOTE HOTS HOUF HOUR HOUT HOVE HOWE HOWF HOWK HOWL HOWS HOYA HOYS HUBS HUCK HUED HUER HUES HUFF HUGE HUGS HUGY HUHU HUIA HUIC HUIS HULA HULE HULK HULL HUMA HUMF HUMP HUMS HUNG HUNH HUNK HUNS HUNT HUPS HURL HURT HUSH HUSK HUSO HUSS HUTS HWAN HWYL HYED HYEN HYES HYKE HYLA HYLE HYMN HYPE HYPO HYPS HYTE
IAMB IBEX IBIS ICED ICER ICES ICHS ICKY ICON IDEA IDEE IDEM IDES IDLE IDLY IDOL IDYL IFFY IGAD IGGS IGLU IKAN IKAT IKON ILEA ILEX ILIA ILKA ILKS ILLS ILLY IMAM IMID IMMY IMPI IMPS INBY INCH INFO INGO INGS INIA INKS INKY INLY INNS INRO INTI INTO IONS IOTA IRED IRES IRID IRIS IRKS IRON ISBA ISIT ISLE ISMS ISNA ISOS ITAS ITCH ITEM IURE IWIS IXIA IZAR
JAAP JABS JACK JADE JAFA JAGA JAGG JAGS JAIL JAKE JAKS JAMB JAMS JANE JANN JAPE JAPS JARK JARL JARP JARS JASP JASS JASY JATO JAUK JAUP JAVA JAWS JAXY JAYS JAZY JAZZ JEAN JEAT JEDI JEED JEEL JEEP JEER JEES JEEZ JEFE JEFF JEHU JELL JEON JERK JESS JEST JETE JETS JEUX JEWS JIAO JIBB JIBE JIBS JIFF JIGS JILL JILT JIMP JINK JINN JINS JINX JIRD JISM JIVE JIVY JIZZ JOBE JOBS JOCK JOCO JOES JOEY JOGS JOHN JOIN JOKE JOKY JOLE JOLL JOLS JOLT JOMO JONG JOOK JORS JOSH JOSS JOTA JOTS JOUK JOUR JOWL JOWS JOYS JUBA JUBE JUCO JUDO JUDS JUDY JUGA JUGS JUJU JUKE JUKU JUMP JUNK JUPE JURA JURE JURY JUST JUTE JUTS JUVE JYNX
KAAL KAAS KABS KACK KADE KADI KAED KAES KAFS KAGO KAGU KAID KAIE KAIF KAIK KAIL KAIM KAIN KAIS KAKA KAKI KAKS KALE KALI KAMA KAME KAMI KANA KANE KANG KANS KANT KAON KAPA KAPH KARA KARK KARN KARO KART KATA KATI KATS KAVA KAWA KAWS KAYO KAYS KAZI KBAR KEAS KEBS KECK KEDS KEEF KEEK KEEL KEEN KEEP KEET KEFS KEGS KEIR KEKS KELL KELP KELT KEMB KEMP KENO KENS KENT KEPI KEPS KEPT KERB KERF KERN KERO KESH KEST KETA KETE KETO KETS KEWL KEYS KHAF KHAN KHAT KHET KHIS KHOR KHUD KIBE KICK KIDS KIEF KIER KIEV KIFF KIFS KIKE KILD KILL KILN KILO KILP KILT KINA KIND KINE KING KINK KINO KINS KIPE KIPP KIPS KIRK KIRN KIRS KISH KISS KIST KITE KITH KITS KIVA KIWI KLAP KLIK KNAG KNAP KNAR KNEE KNEW KNIT KNOB KNOP KNOT KNOW KNUB KNUR KNUT KOAN KOAP KOAS KOBO KOBS KOEL KOFF KOHA KOHL KOIS KOJI KOKA KOLA KOLO KOND KONK KONS KOOK KOPH KOPS KORA KORE KORO KORS KORU KOSS KOTO KOWS KRAB KRIS KSAR KUDO KUDU KUEH KUES KUFI KUIA KUKU KULA KUNA KUNE KURI KURU KUTA KUTI KUTU KUZU KVAS KYAK KYAR KYAT KYBO KYES KYLE KYND KYNE KYPE KYTE KYUS
LABS LACE LACK LACS LACY LADE LADS LADY LAER LAGS LAHS LAIC LAID LAIK LAIN LAIR LAKE LAKH LAKY LALL LAMA LAMB LAME LAMP LAMS LANA LAND LANE LANG LANK LANT LANX LAPS LARD LARE LARI LARK LARN LARS LASE LASH LASS LAST LATE LATH LATI LATS LATU LAUD LAUF LAVA LAVE LAVS LAWK LAWN LAWS LAYS LAZE LAZO LAZY LEAD LEAF LEAK LEAL LEAM LEAN LEAP LEAR LEAS LEAT LECH LEED LEEK LEEP LEER LEES LEET LEFT LEGS LEHR LEIR LEIS LEKE LEKS LEKU LEME LEND LENG LENO LENS LENT LEPS LEPT LERE LERP LESS LEST LETS LEUD LEVA LEVE LEVO LEVY LEWD LEYS LEZZ LIAR LIAS LIBS LICE LICH LICK LIDO LIDS LIED LIEF LIEN LIER LIES LIEU LIFE LIFT LIGS LIKE LILL LILO LILT LILY LIMA LIMB LIME LIMN LIMO LIMP LIMY LIND LINE LING LINK LINN LINO LINS LINT LINY LION LIPA LIPE LIPO LIPS LIRA LIRE LIRI LIRK LISK LISP LIST LITE LITH LITS LITU LIVE LOAD LOAF LOAM LOAN LOBE LOBI LOBO LOBS LOCA LOCH LOCI LOCK LOCO LODE LODS LOFT LOGE LOGO LOGS LOGY LOID LOIN LOIR LOKE LOLL LOMA LOME LONE LONG LOOF LOOK LOOM LOON LOOP LOOR LOOS LOOT LOPE LOPS LORD LORE LORN LORY LOSE LOSH LOSS LOST LOTA LOTE LOTH LOTI LOTO LOTS LOUD LOUN LOUP LOUR LOUS LOUT LOVE LOWE LOWN LOWP LOWS LOWT LOYS LUAU LUBE LUCE LUCK LUDE LUDO LUDS LUES LUFF LUGE LUGS LUIT LUKE LULL LULU LUMA LUMP LUMS LUNA LUNE LUNG LUNK LUNT LUNY LURE LURK LURS LUSH LUSK LUST LUTE LUTZ LUVS LUXE LWEI LYAM LYCH LYES LYME LYMS LYNE LYNX LYRA LYRE LYSE LYTE
MAAR MAAS MABE MACE MACH MACK MACS MADE MADS MAES MAGE MAGG MAGI MAGS MAHA MAID MAIK MAIL MAIM MAIN MAIR MAKE MAKI MAKO MAKS MALA MALE MALI MALL MALM MALS MALT MAMA MAMS MANA MAND MANE MANG MANI MANO MANS MANY MAPS MARA MARC MARD MARE MARG MARK MARL MARM MARS MART MARY MASA MASE MASH MASK MASS MAST MASU MATE MATH MATS MATT MATY MAUD MAUL MAUN MAUT MAWK MAWN MAWR MAWS MAXI MAYA MAYO MAYS MAZE MAZY MEAD MEAL MEAN MEAT MECK MEDS MEED MEEK MEER MEES MEET MEFF MEGA MEGS MEIN MELA MELD MELL MELS MELT MEME MEMO MEMS MEND MENE MENG MENO MENT MENU MEOU MEOW MERC MERE MERI MERK MERL MESA MESE MESH MESS META METE METH METS MEUS MEVE MEWL MEWS MEZE MEZZ MHOS MIBS MICA MICE MICH MICK MICO MICS MIDI MIDS MIEN MIFF MIGG MIGS MIHA MIHI MIKE MILD MILE MILF MILK MILL MILO MILS MILT MIME MINA MIND MINE MING MINI MINK MINO MINT MINX MINY MIPS MIRE MIRI MIRK MIRO MIRS MIRV MIRY MISE MISO MISS MIST MITE MITT MITY MIXT MIXY MIZZ MNAS MOAI MOAN MOAS MOAT MOBE MOBS MOBY MOCH MOCK MOCS MODE MODI MODS MOER MOES MOFO MOGS MOHR MOIL MOIT MOJO MOKE MOKI MOKO MOLA MOLD MOLE MOLL MOLS MOLT MOLY MOME MOMI MOMS MONA MONG MONK MONO MONS MONY MOOD MOOI MOOK MOOL MOON MOOP MOOR MOOS MOOT MOPE MOPS MOPY MORA MORE MORN MORS MORT MOSE MOSH MOSK MOSS MOST MOTE MOTH MOTI MOTS MOTT MOTU MOUE MOUP MOUS MOVE MOWA MOWN MOWS MOXA MOYA MOYL MOYS MOZE MOZO MOZZ MUCH MUCK MUDS MUFF MUGG MUGS MUID MUIL MUIR MULE MULL MUMM MUMP MUMS MUMU MUNG MUNI MUNS MUNT MUON MURA MURE MURK MURL MURR MUSE MUSH MUSK MUSO MUSS MUST MUTE MUTI MUTS MUTT MUZZ MWAH MYAL MYCS MYNA MYTH MYXO MZEE
NAAM NAAN NABE NABK NABS NACH NADA NADS NAFF NAGA NAGS NAIF NAIK NAIL NAIN NALA NAME NAMS NAMU NANA NANE NANG NANS NAOI NAOS NAPA NAPE NAPS NARC NARD NARE NARK NARY NATS NAVE NAVY NAYS NAZE NAZI NEAL NEAP NEAR NEAT NEBS NECK NEDS NEED NEEM NEEP NEFS NEGS NEIF NEKS NEMA NEMN NENE NEON NEPS NERD NERK NESH NESS NEST NETE NETS NETT NEUK NEUM NEVE NEVI NEWS NEWT NEXT NGAI NIBS NICE NICK NIDE NIDI NIDS NIED NIEF NIES NIFE NIFF NIGH NILL NILS NIMB NIMS NINE NIPA NIPS NIRL NISH NISI NITE NITS NIXE NIXY NOAH NOBS NOCK NODE NODI NODS NOEL NOES NOGG NOGS NOIL NOIR NOLE NOLL NOLO NOMA NOME NOMS NONA NONE NONG NONI NOOB NOOK NOON NOOP NOPE NORI NORK NORM NOSE NOSH NOSY NOTA NOTE NOTT NOUL NOUN NOUP NOUS NOUT NOVA NOWL NOWN NOWS NOWT NOWY NOYS NUBS NUDE NUFF NUKE NULL NUMB NUNS NURD NURL NURR NURS NUTS NYAS NYED NYES
OAFS OAKS OAKY OARS OARY OAST OATH OATS OATY OBAS OBES OBEY OBIA OBIS OBIT OBOE OBOL OBOS OCAS OCCY OCHE OCTA ODAH ODAL ODAS ODDS ODEA ODES ODIC ODOR ODSO ODYL OFAY OFFS OFFY OGAM OGEE OGLE OGRE OHED OHIA OHMS OIKS OILS OILY OINK OINT OKAS OKAY OKEH OKES OKRA OKTA OLDE OLDS OLDY OLEA OLEO OLES OLID OLIO OLLA OLMS OLPE OMBU OMEN OMER OMIT OMOV ONCE ONER ONES ONIE ONLY ONOS ONST ONTO ONUS ONYX OOFS OOFY OOHS OOMS OONS OONT OOPS OOSE OOSY OOTS OOZE OOZY OPAH OPAL OPED OPEN OPES OPPO OPTS OPUS ORAD ORAL ORBS ORBY ORCA ORCS ORDO ORDS ORES ORFE ORFS ORGY ORLE ORRA ORTS ORYX ORZO OSAR OSES OSSA OTIC OTTO OUCH OUDS OUKS OULD OULK OUMA OUPA OUPH OUPS OURN OURS OUST OUTS OUZO OVAL OVEL OVEN OVER OVUM OWED OWER OWES OWLS OWLY OWNS OWRE OWSE OWTS OXEN OXER OXES OXID OXIM OYER OYES OYEZ PAAL
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2020.08.03 15:02 LChris24 The Wildling Invasions: Timelines, Thoughts and Theories (Spoilers Extended)

Since the Age of Heroes, the Wildlings have repeatedly tried to invade the Seven Kingdoms for different reasons:
Raymun Redbeard, Bael the Bard, Gendel and Gorne, the Horned Lord, they all came south to conquer, but I've come with my tail between my legs to hide behind your Wall."
I thought it would be interesting to list out the different invasions and discuss.
Some maesterly wording:
The threat posed to the realm by these savage peoples can safely be discounted, save for the times, once in a great while, when they united beneath the leadership of a king-beyond-the- Wall. Though many wildling raiders and war chiefs have aspired to this title, few have ever achieved it. None of the wildlings who have risen up to become King-Beyond-the-Wall have done aught to build a true kingdom or care for their people; in truth, such men are warlords, not monarchs, and though elsewise much different one from the other, each has led his peoples against the Wall, in hopes of breaching it and conquering the Seven Kingdoms to the south.

Timeline

It should be noted that dating fake ancient history is a rough estimate at best. The in world maesters confirm this.
There have been up to 6 possible attempts at Kings-Beyond-the Wall invading the Seven Kingdoms:
Joramun - "ancient days", lots of myth and legend involved in the story
Gendel and Gorne - 3,000 years ago (so occurred ~2700 BC)
The Horned Lord - 1 or 2 Thousand years after Gendel/Gorne (anywhere from ~1700 BC to ~ 700 BC)
Bael the Bard - The hardest one to nail down from a timeline perspective, especially due to the conflicting evidence, but it should be noted that even in the wildling story the Starks are called Lords and not Kings and it took place "centuries" after the Horned Lord
Raymun Redbeard - 226 AC (about 75 years before current events)
Mance Rayder - 300 AC

The Invasions

Joramun
If this happened at all, it most likely happened in the Age of Heroes when legendary characters were walking around Westeros:
The first King-Beyond-the-Wall, according to legend, was Joramun, who claimed to have a horn that would bring down the Wall when it woke "the giants from the earth." (That the Wall still stands says something of his claim, and perhaps even of his existence.) -TWOIAF, The Wall and Beyond: The Wildlings
Was involved in the defeat of the Night's King:
He brought her back to the Nightfort and proclaimed her a queen and himself her king, and with strange sorceries he bound his Sworn Brothers to his will. For thirteen years they had ruled, Night's King and his corpse queen, till finally the Stark of Winterfell and Joramun of the wildlings had joined to free the Watch from bondage. After his fall, when it was found he had been sacrificing to the Others, all records of Night's King had been destroyed, his very name forbidden. -ASOS, Bran IV
and:
The oldest of these tales concern the legendary Night's King, the thirteenth Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, who was alleged to have bedded a sorceress pale as a corpse and declared himself a king. For thirteen years the Night's King and his "corpse queen" ruled together, before King of Winter, Brandon the Breaker, (in alliance, it is said, with the King-Beyond-the-Wall, Joramun) brought them down. Thereafter, he obliterated the Night's King's very name from memory. -TWOIAF, The Wall and Beyond: The Night's Watch
Horn-Blower is one of Tormund's many nicknames
"So how did you come by your other names?" Jon asked. "Mance called you the Horn-Blower, didn't he? Mead-king of Ruddy Hall, Husband to Bears, Father to Hosts?" It was the horn blowing he particularly wanted to hear about, but he dared not ask too plainly. And Joramun blew the Horn of Winter, and woke giants from the earth. Is that where they had come from, them and their mammoths? Had Mance Rayder found the Horn of Joramun, and given it to Tormund Thunderfist to blow? - ASOS, Jon II
Whether they found the actual horn is still debated:
"Not for fear!" She kicked savagely at the ice beneath her with a heel, chopping out a chunk. "I'm crying because we never found the Horn of Winter. We opened half a hundred graves and let all those shades loose in the world, and never found the Horn of Joramun to bring this cold thing down!" -ASOS, Jon IV
and:
"Yes," Mance said. "The Horn of Winter, that Joramun once blew to wake giants from the earth."
The horn was huge, eight feet along the curve and so wide at the mouth that he could have put his arm inside up to the elbow. If this came from an aurochs, it was the biggest that ever lived. At first he thought the bands around it were bronze, but when he moved closer he realized they were gold. Old gold, more brown than yellow, and graven with runes. -ASOS, Jon X
Mel burn's it:
Lady Melisandre watched him rise. "FREE FOLK! Here stands your king of lies. And here is the horn he promised would bring down the Wall." Two queen's men brought forth the Horn of Joramun, black and banded with old gold, eight feet long from end to end. Runes were carved into the golden bands, the writing of the First Men. Joramun had died thousands of years ago, but Mance had found his grave beneath a glacier, high up in the Frostfangs. And Joramun blew the Horn of Winter, and woke giants from the earth. Ygritte had told Jon that Mance never found the horn. She lied, or else Mance kept it secret even from his own. -ADWD, Jon III
Or did she:
"Melisandre burned the Horn of Joramun."
"Did she?" Tormund slapped his thigh and hooted. "She burned that fine big horn, aye. A bloody sin, I call it. A thousand years old, that was. We found it in a giant's grave, and no man o' us had ever seen a horn so big. That must have been why Mance got the notion to tell you it were Joramun's. He wanted you crows to think he had it in his power to blow your bloody Wall down about your knees. But we never found the true horn, not for all our digging. If we had, every kneeler in your Seven Kingdoms would have chunks o' ice to cool his wine all summer."
Jon turned in his saddle, frowning. And Joramun blew the Horn of Winter and woke giants from the earth. That huge horn with its bands of old gold, incised with ancient runes … had Mance Rayder lied to him, or was Tormund lying now? If Mance's horn was just a feint, where is the true horn? -ADWD, Jon XII
It also should be noted that we have a couple other horns that do very similar things to "waking giants from the earth":
Claw Isle was but lightly garrisoned, its castle reputedly stuffed with Myrish carpets, Volantene glass, gold and silver plate, jeweled cups, magnificent hawks, an axe of Valyrian steel, a horn that could summon monsters from the deep, chests of rubies, and more wines than a man could drink in a hundred years.
and:
That horn you heard I found amongst the smoking ruins that were Valyria, where no man has dared to walk but me. You heard its call, and felt its power. It is a dragon horn, bound with bands of red gold and Valyrian steel graven with enchantments. The dragonlords of old sounded such horns, before the Doom devoured them. With this horn, ironmen, I can bind dragons to my will. -AFFC, The Drowned Man
Gendel and Gorne
Gendel and Gorne were brother kings who used caves to go beneath the Wall:
"... and the brother kings Gendel and Gorne ,... Each man of them broke his strength on the Wall, or was broken by the power of Winterfell on the far side . . . -ASOS, Jon X
The passage is known as Gorne's Way
"You know nothing, Jon Snow. It went on and on and on. There are hundreds o' caves in these hills, and down deep they all connect. There's even a way under your Wall. Gorne's Way."
"Gorne," said Jon. "Gorne was King-beyond-the-Wall."
"Aye," said Ygritte. "Together with his brother Gendel, three thousand years ago. They led a host o' free folk through the caves, and the Watch was none the wiser. But when they come out, the wolves o' Winterfell fell upon them."
"There was a battle," Jon recalled. "Gorne slew the King in the North, but his son picked up his banner and took the crown from his head, and cut down Gorne in turn." -ASOS, Jon III
Gorne was slain but the tales differ about Gendel:
"And the sound o' swords woke the crows in their castles, and they rode out all in black to take the free folk in the rear."
"Yes. Gendel had the king to the south, the Umbers to the east, and the Watch to the north of him. **He died as well."
"You know nothing, Jon Snow. Gendel did not die. He cut his way free, through the crows, and led his people back north with the wolves howling at their heels. Only Gendel did not know the caves as Gorne had, and took a wrong turn." She swept the torch back and forth, so the shadows jumped and moved. "Deeper he went, and deeper, and when he tried t' turn back the ways that seemed familiar ended in stone rather than sky. Soon his torches began t' fail, one by one, till finally there was naught but dark. Gendel's folk were never seen again, but on a still night you can hear their children's children's children sobbing under the hills, still looking for the way back up. Listen? Do you hear them?" -ASOS, Jon III
Some supposed history on how Gendel/Gorne got the cave:
It has long been held that they did this for protection from predators such as direwolves or shadowcats, which their simple stone weapons—and even their vaunted greenseers—were not proof against. But other sources dispute this, stating that their greatest foes were the giants, as hinted at in tales told in the North, and as possibly proved by Maester Kennet in the study of a barrow near the Long Lake (same place Raymun Redbeard was defeated)—a giant's burial with obsidian arrowheads found amidst the extant ribs. It brings to mind a transcription of a wildling song in Maester Herryk's History of the Kings-Beyond-the-Wall, regarding the brothers Gendel and Gorne. They were called upon to mediate a dispute between a clan of children and a family of giants over the possession of a cavern. Gendel and Gorne, it is said, ultimately resolved the matter through trickery, making both sides disavow any desire for the cavern, after the brothers discovered it was a part of a greater chain of caverns that eventually passed beneath the Wall. But considering that the wildlings have no letters, their traditions must be looked at with a jaundiced eye. -TWOIAF, Ancient History: The Dawn Age
The Horned Lord
This is my favorite, He used sorcery to pass the Wall:
The Horned Lord would follow them, a thousand years after (or perhaps two). His name is lost to history, but he was said to have used sorcery to pass the Wall. -TWOIAF, The Wall and Beyond: The Wildlings
"We free folk know things you kneelers have forgotten. Sometimes the short road is not the safest, Jon Snow. The Horned Lord once said that sorcery is a sword without a hilt. There is no safe way to grasp it." -ASOS, Jon X
Since we know that the Horned Lord was able to "pass the wall through sorcery" (only guess is black gate?) and was defeated at some point, I think we can assume (from the Dalla quote) that since "all magic has a cost" is one of the major themes of the series, that some magic/sorcery could have been involved in his defeat. Seeing that the Starks have warg powers its possible that that was his demise.
Lastly its possible the Horned Lord is a mention of skinchanging itself kind of like Warg King.
Maybe relevant:
The "unicorns" of Skagos were once scoffed at by maesters at the Citadel. The occasional "unicorn horn" offered by disreputable merchants has never been more than the horn of a kind of whale hunted by the whalers of Ib. However, horns of quite a different kind—reputed to be from Skagos—have been seen by the maesters at Eastwatch upon occasion. It is also said that those seafarers brave enough to trade on Skagos have glimpsed the stoneborn lords riding great, shaggy, horned beasts, monstrous mounts so sure-footed they have been known to climb the sides of mountains. A living example of such a creature—or even a skeleton—has long been sought for study, but none has ever been brought to Oldtown.
Bael the Bard
Bael the Bard story inspired Mance's exploits as Abel. It also should be noted the imagery between Lyanna/Jon/Winter Roses as we see in Dany's vision and Ned's dream. Bael's exploits are less of an "invasion" than the rest of them.
The Tale (short version):
After him, centuries later, came Bael the Bard, whose songs are still sung beyond the Wall...but there are questions as to whether he truly existed or not. The wildlings say he did and credit many songs to his name, but the old chronicles of Winterfell say nothing of him. Whether this was due to the defeats and humiliations he was said to have visited upon them (including, according to one improbable story, deflowering a Stark maid and getting her with child) or because he never existed, we cannot truly say. -TWOIAF, The Wall and Beyond: The Wildlings
Long version:
She smiled again, a flash of white teeth. "And she never sung you the song o' the winter rose?"
"I never knew my mother. Or any such song."
"Bael the Bard made it," said Ygritte. "He was King-beyond-the-Wall a long time back. All the free folk know his songs, but might be you don't sing them in the south."
"I'll hear it all the same."
"Brave black crow," she mocked. "Well, long before he was king over the free folk, Bael was a great raider."
Stonesnake gave a snort. "A murderer, robber, and raper, is what you mean."
"That's all in where you're standing too," Ygritte said. "The Stark in Winterfell wanted Bael's head, but never could take him, and the taste o' failure galled him. One day in his bitterness he called Bael a craven who preyed only on the weak. When word o' that got back, Bael vowed to teach the lord a lesson. So he scaled the Wall, skipped down the kingsroad, and walked into Winterfell one winter's night with harp in hand, naming himself Sygerrik of Skagos. Sygerrik means 'deceiver' in the Old Tongue, that the First Men spoke, and the giants still speak."
"North or south, singers always find a ready welcome, so Bael ate at Lord Stark's own table, and played for the lord in his high seat until half the night was gone. The old songs he played, and new ones he'd made himself, and he played and sang so well that when he was done, the lord offered to let him name his own reward. 'All I ask is a flower,' Bael answered, 'the fairest flower that blooms in the gardens o' Winterfell.'"
"Now as it happened the winter roses had only then come into bloom, and no flower is so rare nor precious. So the Stark sent to his glass gardens and commanded that the most beautiful o' the winter roses be plucked for the singer's payment. And so it was done. But when morning come, the singer had vanished . . . and so had Lord Brandon's maiden daughter. Her bed they found empty, but for the pale blue rose that Bael had left on the pillow where her head had lain."
Jon had never heard this tale before. "Which Brandon was this supposed to be? Brandon the Builder lived in the Age of Heroes, thousands of years before Bael. There was Brandon the Burner and his father Brandon the Shipwright, but—"
"This was Brandon the Daughterless," Ygritte said sharply. "Would you hear the tale, or no?"
He scowled. "Go on."
"Lord Brandon had no other children. At his behest, the black crows flew forth from their castles in the hundreds, but nowhere could they find any sign o' Bael or this maid. For most a year they searched, till the lord lost heart and took to his bed, and it seemed as though the line o' Starks was at its end. But one night as he lay waiting to die, Lord Brandon heard a child's cry. He followed the sound and found his daughter back in her bedchamber, asleep with a babe at her breast."
"Bael had brought her back?"
"No. They had been in Winterfell all the time, hiding with the dead beneath the castle. The maid loved Bael so dearly she bore him a son, the song says . . . though if truth be told, all the maids love Bael in them songs he wrote. Be that as it may, what's certain is that Bael left the child in payment for the rose he'd plucked unasked, and that the boy grew to be the next Lord Stark. So there it is—you have Bael's blood in you, same as me."
"It never happened," Jon said.
She shrugged. "Might be it did, might be it didn't. It is a good song, though. My mother used to sing it to me. She was a woman too, Jon Snow. Like yours." She rubbed her throat where his dirk had cut her. "The song ends when they find the babe, but there is a darker end to the story. Thirty years later, when Bael was King-beyond-the-Wall and led the free folk south, it was young Lord Stark who met him at the Frozen Ford . . . and killed him, for Bael would not harm his own son when they met sword to sword."
"So the son slew the father instead," said Jon.
"Aye," she said, "but the gods hate kinslayers, even when they kill unknowing. When Lord Stark returned from the battle and his mother saw Bael's head upon his spear, she threw herself from a tower in her grief. Her son did not long outlive her. One o' his lords peeled the skin off him and wore him for a cloak."
"Your Bael was a liar," he told her, certain now.
"No," Ygritte said, "but a bard's truth is different than yours or mine. Anyway, you asked for the story, so I told it." She turned away from him, closed her eyes, and seemed to sleep. -ACOK, Jon VI
Mance's thoughts:
"Would that I were. I will not deny that Bael's exploit inspired mine own . . . but I did not steal either of your sisters that I recall. Bael wrote his own songs, and lived them. I only sing the songs that better men have made. More mead?" -ASOS, Jon I
and Theon's thoughts on Mance:
Every word she said persuaded Theon that this was all some ploy. But whose, and to what end? What could Abel want of him? The man was just a singer, a pander with a lute and a false smile. He wants to know how I took the castle, but not to make a song of it. The answer came to him. He wants to know how we got in so he can get out. Lord Bolton had Winterfell sewn up tight as a babe's swaddling clothes. No one could come or go without his leave. He wants to flee, him and his washerwoman. Theon could not blame him, but even so he said, "I want no part of Abel, or you, or any of your sisters. Just leave me be." -ADWD, A Ghost in Winterfell
Raymun Redbeard
Raymun Redbeard invaded during the time of William Stark who was slain:
"Wildlings have invaded the realm before." Jon had heard the tales from Old Nan and Maester Luwin both, back at Winterfell. **"Raymun Redbeard led them south in the time of my grandfather's grandfather,"
... Each man of them broke his strength on the Wall, or was broken by the power of Winterfell on the far side . . . -ACOK, Jon III
The story of Raymun's invasion:
If the climbers reached the top of the Wall undetected, however, everything changed. Given time, they could carve out a toehold for themselves up there, throwing up ramparts of their own and dropping ropes and ladders for thousands more to clamber over after them. That was how Raymun Redbeard had done it, Raymun who had been King-Beyond-the-Wall in the days of his grandfather's grandfather. Jack Musgood had been the lord commander in those days. Jolly Jack, he was called before Redbeard came down upon the north; Sleepy Jack, forever after. Raymun's host had met a bloody end on the shores of Long Lake, caught between Lord Willam of Winterfell and the Drunken Giant, Harmond Umber. Redbeard had been slain by Artos the Implacable, Lord Willam's younger brother. The Watch arrived too late to fight the wildlings, but in time to bury them, the task that Artos Stark assigned them in his wroth as he grieved above the headless corpse of his fallen brother. -ADWD, Jon II
and:
The last King-Beyond-the-Wall to cross the Wall was Raymun Redbeard, who brought the wildlings together in 212 or 213 AC. It was not until 226 AC that he and the wildlings would breach the Wall by climbing in their hundreds and thousands up the slick ice and down the other side.
Raymun's host numbered in the thousands, by all accounts, and they fought their way as far south as Long Lake. There, Lord Willam Stark and the Drunken Giant, Lord Harmond of House Umber, brought their armies against them. With two hosts surrounding him, and the lake to his back, Redbeard fought and died, but not before slaying Lord Willam.
When the Night's Watch appeared at last, led by its Lord Commander Jack Musgood (called Jolly Jack Musgood before the invasion, and Sleepy Jack Musgood forever after), the battle was done and the angry Artos Stark (the late Lord Willam's brother, accounted the most fearsome warrior of his age) gave the black brothers the duty of burying the dead. This task, at the least, they performed admirably. -TWOIAF, The Wall and Beyond: The Wildlings
Some of his relatives (through his younger brother) still live:
..."Him with the red hair, he's Gerrick Kingsblood's get. Comes o' the line o' Raymun Redbeard, to hear him tell it. The line o' Redbeard's little brother, you want it true." ... -ADWD, Jon XII
Amongst the stream of warriors were the fathers of many of Jon's hostages. ... Red-bearded Gerrick Kingsblood brought three daughters. "They will make fine wives, and give their husbands strong sons of royal blood," he boasted. "Like their father, they are descended from Raymun Redbeard, who was King-Beyond-the-Wall."
Blood meant little and less amongst the free folk, Jon knew. Ygritte had taught him that. Gerrick's daughters shared her same flame-red hair, though hers had been a tangle of curls and theirs hung long and straight. Kissed by fire. "Three princesses, each lovelier than the last," he told their father. "I will see that they are presented to the queen." Selyse Baratheon would take to these three better than she had to Val, he suspected; they were younger and considerably more cowed. Sweet enough to look at them, though their father seems a fool. -ADWD, Jon XII
Gerrick Kingsblood was a tall man, long of leg and broad of shoulder. The queen had dressed him in some of the king's old clothes, it appeared. Scrubbed and groomed, clad in green velvets and an ermine half-cape, with his long red hair freshly washed and his fiery beard shaped and trimmed, the wildling looked every inch a southron lord. He could walk into the throne room at King's Landing, and no one would blink an eye, Jon thought.
"Gerrick is the true and rightful king of the wildlings," the queen said, "descended in an unbroken male line from their great king Raymun Redbeard, whereas the usurper Mance Rayder was born of some common woman and fathered by one of your black brothers."
No, Jon might have said, Gerrick is descended from a younger brother of Raymun Redbeard. To the free folk that counted about as much as being descended from Raymun Redbeard's horse. They know nothing, Ygritte. And worse, they will not learn.
"Gerrick has graciously agreed to give the hand of his eldest daughter to my beloved Axell, to be united by the Lord of Light in holy wedlock," Queen Selyse said. "His other girls shall wed at the same time—the second daughter with Ser Brus Buckler and the youngest with Ser Malegorn of Redpool."-ADWD, Jon XIII
Raymun's little brother was called the Red Raven due to being craven, but the only reason that I really even brought him up is because Bloodraven mentions his daughters possibly:
"He has a little red cock to go with all that red hair, that's what he has. Raymund Redbeard and his sons died at Long Lake, thanks to your bloody Starks and the Drunken Giant. Not the little brother. Ever wonder why they called him the Red Raven?" Tormund's mouth split in a gap-toothed grin. "First to fly the battle, he was. 'Twas a song about it, after. The singer had to find a rhyme for craven, so …" He wiped his nose. "If your queen's knights want those girls o' his, they're welcome to them."
"Girls," squawked Mormont's raven. "Girls, girls." -ADWD, Jon XIII
It should also be noted that many characters we meet in the She Wolves of Winterfell will probably be alive/involved in the battle against Raymun:
In the decades that followed, the North saw the Starks dealing with the rebellion of Skagos, a renewed onslaught of reaving by the ironborn under Dagon Greyjoy, and a wildling invasion led by Raymun Redbeard, the King-Beyond-the-Wall in 226 AC. In each of these, Starks died. Yet the house continued with its fortunes mostly unchanged—likely because of the firm resolve of most Lords of Winterfell not to become embroiled in the intrigues of the southron court. -TWOIAF, The North: The Lords of Winterfell
Mance Rayder
I don't think I need to say to much about Mance, outside of noting the fact that he is the only king we know of to actually assault the Wall. Which makes sense since the Wall is pretty hard to storm
Unlike the other kings who came south to conquer, he is running:
Raymun Redbeard, Bael the Bard, Gendel and Gorne, the Horned Lord, they all came south to conquer, but I've come with my tail between my legs to hide behind your Wall."
There are probably other kings (Mance notes he defeated some) and invasions that havent been mentioned yet, but I tried to list out as much relevant info on each as I could.
TLDR: Some thoughts on the different Kings-Beyond-the-Wall and their attempts to invade/infiltrate the Seven Kingdoms
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2020.07.15 18:59 its-just-steph (SELL) (US) A LOT OF BNIB LIME CRIME! NATASHA DENONA, DOSE OF COLORS, MARC JACOBS, ANASTASIA, BENEFIT, BECCA, TOO FACED, COLOURED RAINE, AND MUCH MORE! MAKE ME AN OFFER!

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Anastasia Cream Contour Kit in Medium (swatched, my nail accidently hit the darkest shade), $25
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Smashbox Color Correcting Primer (80% left, old packaging but still good), $15
Ofra Silicone Primer Gel (used 1x), $12
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Too Faced Hangover Primer (smaller size, 50% left, great for trying out the formula), $8
Benefit Porefessional Primer (70% left), $20
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NYX Total Control Drops in Porcelain (70% left), $4
Anastasia Stick Foundation in Cool Beige (the stick arrived to me dislodged at the base so it falls out if it is twisted all the way up, otherwise only used 1x - 95% remains), $15
Becca Ultimate Coverage Foundation in Linen (used 1x), $25
Marc Jacobs ReMARCable Foundation in 10 Ivory Light (50% left), $15
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Too Faced Sun Bunny Natural Bronzer (old packaging but it was purchased right before they switched it so it's still good! Used 1x), $15
Anastasia Powder Bronzer in Tawny (swatched), $20
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Benefit Dandelion Blush (swatched), $20
Milani Rose Powder Blush in Romantic Rose (used 3x), $4
HIGHLIGHTERS:
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The Balm Mary Loumanizer (used 3x), $12
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Urban Decay Naked Skin in Aura (used 1x), $15
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Cherished (swatched), $10
Desire (swatched), $10
Ka-Ching (NIB), $12
Axel (NIB), $12
Feelins (NIB), $12
Spiced Pumpkin (NIB), $12
Salem (NIB), $12
Dina (NIB), $12
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Paulette (NIB), $12
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Power (NIB), $12
Raven (NIB), $12
Dagger (NIB), $12
Raisin Hell (NIB), $12
Kady (NIB), $12
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Marc Jacobs Coconut Setting Mist (sprayed 5x, liquid is right beneath the name Marc Jacobs on the bottle), $20
CoverFX Illuminating Setting Spray (50% left), $12
Makeup Revolution Aqua Priming Base Spray (used 2x), $5
Milani Make it Last Setting Spray (2oz) (25% left, great for trying out the formula), $3
MASCARA
Smashbox Superfan Mascara (used 1x with disposable wand), $10
Urban Decay Perversion Mascara (used 1x with disposable wand), $10
IT Cosmetics Superhero Mascara (used 1x with disposable wand), $10
Buxom Lash Mascara (used 1x with disposable wand), $10
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2020.07.14 20:30 JoshC2 UHC Birthday Calendar V9

UHC Birthday Calendar is back! The last post was November 2018 which is long archived so I thought I'd post V9 now.

Comment if you want to be added, if you want your name changed, !!tell me the date!!, old name and new name and I will change it for you. (Reminder: I will still update even if you are 3-4 months late until V10 comes out)
If you are seeing this from the future (after archive) and want to make V10, message me and I will copy/paste this post and send.

January:


1 - scurryman, Shxffleh, Squiish, ZePlatyguy, Zfic, Alfierobey, cutefacts, MIKEY_LIKEY

2 - beastofmc (Rest In Peace)

3 - KingOfAllDogz

4 - HappyKirby, Cynare

5 - Hazza72

6 - jlaing2011, Slokh

7 - JCalm

8 - Blissinz, Tomtrecks

10 - Shoopter

11 - DancingNinjas, Riksa

12 - PigTheGamer, PerryPerrySauce

13 - Eyeguy64

14 - CrazyCallum

15 - TheSonicJoey, Google5237, WhosHaze

16 - _JWB, tagggz

17 - GalaxyChickens

18 - Ahzora

19 - GreenDoomsDay

20 - Gnty, FSP_Ninja, NEONpooP, blazerdx

21 - Ratchet6859

22 - NatePlays

23 - DatGuyAdam

24 - No0neAtAll, 20thPrestigeNoob, AxlurUSC, Weter23, Ryboh

26 - CMattznes, SergeantGnome, JakeAladarSmith, MasterUrbanda, Acorn

27 - PaperVinnie53

29 - TheBestGinger13

30 - Wolfaye, dango989, Jqnny

31 - 99_King_0

February:


1 - AlastairV, Techterus, Shiliu

2 - VengefulZed, bjr201111

3 - Stollaz, JoshC2

4 - Katylawson

5 - Timonscholte, TheRanger1600, puppyball, Scarlett

6 - TheMunchkin, Eroe, heroninja112, ImJustBqd

7 - Twixdoesmc, SilverMoonrox, TFerm

8 - Hunter, MinecraftName, NTBama

10 - TheHobo_

11 - Bogo

12 - DoctorTP, Darktype_

13 - currykitchen, TheDarkraiGuy, SimplySam

14 - Awticon, RoseBleu

15 - Nommy, Obicount

17 - Abandoned

18 - MajorDH

19 - Heralen, BlueComputers

20 - BasselYasser, AnEpicPerson986

22 - SharkeyJaws

23 - GoodGuh

24 - Tryounify

25 - Vishious_, Austronomical

26 - ItsRandall

27 - andrewbaseball99, KaufKaufKauf, TheSheepMasters, MistaUnicorn, RedAjayTheBunny

28 - LegoBeast, AJSteel, NashR

March:


1 - BreakSalad, Andyboyonalert, Singlish, amsneaky

2 - Zac083

3 - DigitalPMX

4 - Whohaw

6 - Zaenith, KrHiggins, Slother

7 - RedozMC, Talonraker422, Mrsonicfan, Rom_bachar

8 - Bballfool, SpacepodTAB, PalkiaLP

9 - EirenePneuma, xMarky

10 - ScribLur, BusterBlack, 5kylord

11 - patpat44patrick, Mathyy, ElCzibi

12 - Pratt, Ratso, Maxiovo

13 - 2NZ, itslaney95, maimaithemermaid, Airodonner

14 - Quilj1, Blackpants

15 - Pencilguy37, gamerof_skyrim

16 - HoneyFromHell, HaHaNope, DarTheDerp, LethalWinter, MrSoWhat

18 - stingswitch, Floobel

19 - LimitDW, 319phoenix, Codwhy

20 - xGreen

21 - Pyroxd, _JJL, Proffesor_TNT, omphen, Heracross

22 - Apastolate, Lucity

23 - BornForBlood

24 - Brian

26 - Cookiecrumble, FrozenSpikes, BlameBlue, LampBro, PoofessorP

27 - gaminlogic, GlitchyRainbow, Arod, Vinchenzo

28 - KirbyMD

29 - FDeath, TomTheMallCop

30 - TommySX, Meowzerzz

31 - Exephur

April:


1 - Epicsackville

2 - boyceterous,

3 - GeoLP, chrisgames2k

5 - MicrousMC, CoolestOrange

6 - YoungGunna642, Chippytoothy, Nie200, lsperlo, jimmyOwO, Sluggyg

7 - Aunk, DerpyDose, WizaardXD

8 - Speedoshire, PenguinBagels, Dj8ninja

9 - supremeshieldon, _ChrisMS

10 - C_Money, awesomemacD

11 - dans1988, Hoookey

12 - PowerMC

13 - Spoood, PupperSenpai

14 - yellowvitt, jacobcraft1111, LordLaelaps

15 - Osha15

16 - Fairyjuice, hammer_fan, XfizzchairX

17 - Oldcave

18 - Kloosman

19 - OmegaMatt

20 - ExtremeKiwi, KevinPirie, FlameHaich

21 - ReptiboyUHC

22 - Deadlyhitman, GreenRLH, Shawnn

23 - Antonin98, QuQuel

24 - BradArmpitt

25.- maximum50, Canman

26 - GTheGecko, BLA2K16, AnimatedAnimator

27 - Xenon, spacelen_

28 - TharveTea

29 - CopperWalrus, CubedHeart

30 - Glyphical, cheeseymonkey64, Vawqer, Spoood, jordanleevan

May:


1 - ShadowLego, bucklakelukie

4 - TorinFBF, GhostLikesCakes

5 - Netherwad, SRGamingLucas, Scotteh, Spanderdoug

6 - poempedoempoex, Dexterr

7 - MBear, Kelawesome, Radical24

9 - Kakintse, TheInvincibleCow, Erock__

10 - Pepit, MrLogApple

11 - cheesymonkey, Cybers

12 - Heartstone

13 - WaldenMC, MKMK_

14 - Aqualox

15 - Dylanthesnake, ERHDude

16 - Corbin_Is_Nutty, VeryNice, Sam03062

17 - Schmeon, SuperGamerPlays

18 - TheBananaMonster

19 - Vile

20 - Fensua

21 - Burtry

22 - Markedbooboy

24 - TheMaroonWalrus

25 - LightningSpark7, darntyler, EvanWithTheNs

26 - SkillBlade, ViciousSerpent, iiQuakezz

27 - Maxa30, 1mpaired, GrandBud

28 - adadaddam, Spyroj, crazy_monkey7531

29 - Milen

30 - SmallOne, PigColony, Buzdogz

31 - LinkThree

June:


2 - 20Below, DeluxeSniper

3 - Smeargle123, 99spikester, BBCRadio1

4 - smellyburrito, Vegis, Organized

5 - FrozenUHC, BaneOfSmite

6 - dvwinn, Axer, Cruelman5555

7 - Abbey, Kingsy

8 - Dee957, BaneOfSmite

9 - Wilsonkong, Archer

10 - buttergolem1

11 - Verbal, CleanUpGnome, GoldenWithTheNs

12 - Zylen

14 - Exotractor, Evilrintro, Jayzize

16 - GomiIsAPancake

17 - 8bitfusion

18 - MPMG, UncleBenFranklin

19 - XeR0x4, louis0619

20 - JoeyKin

21 - EyeHasNoIdea

22 - Jordtim, ImCjYT

23 - WackoFlipper, MarcoHan, thelarsi97, Edviin

25 - Sugarpuffzz, JellyKilla , OldRelyable

26 - zachf01

27 - Ilikepie212_123, lenslyfe, DianaB, Stoof, GreatwarriorX7

28 - Ruari, Skymeagle, Faqunn, Spiderrrpigg

29 - Jakekub

July:


1 - Livin423, Ryfri, Birble

2 - DBrckshw, Tanceo, PokeCraft4615

3 - ShockerMC, WeveGotPayet, RqDix, Litten

4 - OddBaller

5 - DareDevilDawson, LeCanadianGamer_

6 - ShAydenelley

7 - Sitowitz, InsertDotJpeg

9 - Frostbreath, Squattamelon, DannyTheCool123

10 - 4DPixel, glenvillekiller, Gps02

11 - JordanGlass123

12 - OblivionTU, FrostBros

13 - bananasash

14 - Pwep

15 - friigiid, Haonne

16 - dragonpasa

17 - Fr0D0ge

18 - Learning, Applepie78

19 - Normoh

20 - _itslennard14, AaronUHC, CPTRex, I_is_cheesecake

21 - BarbaricGamer, Zydoxe

22 - DaPenguin19, Evader, Zuhkari,

23 - HunterWolf, FalseMoon

24 - ScOpEH3ad

25 - Tomathius

26 - TGMB1, Jpgesus, PythonRrR, ItsColinn

27 - Tomochevski, BushieHalf, \_xLux, BBR_

28 - Dida, Costanza

29 - Brink, ShutUpBrick, UltimateZero

30 - Walshy

31 - McBomba, Cyndic, Garterback, Zion, TwitterPolls, Logsbadogs

August:


1 - Tatdog

2 - MYUT4NT_

3 - RastaNinja, silverteeth, Entity_Error, xExoticRuby

5 - rockonhi5, Shy_Raccoon, smashchicken, davidsid10

6 - Tvieh, ThePeridotKnight

8 - Nykke421

9 - Qenis

10 - Mentally, Incipiens

11 - ghowden, Daffz, Thinwhitemale, ImLeonn, Bradzi, xParkerr, EsMario

12 - Old_Man_Chris, SidGarcia, Real_zShy

14 - bennythebunny22

15 - Mini, JamesonMC

16 - Arich

17 - Sean081799, soccerholland

18 - Tylarzz, Kelt78, BigOne, TherealJJBall, ProfessorMarcus

19 - Audicy

21 - WintherMaw, GeeSam, BrooklynGuy, Bacan

22 - sir_please_stahp, Sharkbob94349, AttackZach, Nyzian

23 - KOKeowner, Boscheh, hrsn_Kowalski

24 - SambowMC

25 - FazedMC, DeathKnightPanda

26 - Flashyy

27 - xVex, rivboi

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27 - Mischevous, Tootikins, WintherWaffle

28 - TheLagoon22

29 - epicfailure7

31 - Shortgamer (Sp00ky), Verified_Walrus (Rest in Peace), Bofishkix

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2 - Chasmic, KiritoUHC, upriserryker

3 - kollinkoko, Kiinako

4 - bitlington, Neoscys

5 - Swedishmineman, sbearbear6352

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7 - Jakobe, UntitledPiggy, IceWolfofalaska

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30 - BSBrent

December:


1 - Keldricc, GraceC2_

2 - Wingnut, Odennn

3 - Spittoon

5 - gsca

6 - CountryCutie

7 - Zenniker, Carsoon(Carson20)

8 - Lolzandpolz#, Numdegased

9 - BlazeThePolymath, GeistInfection, Dayna, Holean, Kahooter

10 - m4ku

11 - Drake132667596

12 - VernonN, JamieTheElite

13 - BJPlays, KingsGaming (Panda)

14 - Chipzzy, PsyDuckMC

15 - _adammcd, Zudoia

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17 - _mrcool, Fleft, Irrelavant, JstMrcs

18 - kecleon

19 - Joeninetyjc, LucyUHC, Lenboy, Tuxster

20 - Keelan, Lighte

21 - xNestorio, prealm_bee, SpaceFenix

22 - Dark_rust, HeyImHungry

23 - Pfamilypfour, Bobster, Ben1_1

24 - eurasianlynx, Brodator, WaXmAn24

25 - ItzBananaGaming

26 - EuropesNinja, Checogv, Xert12

28 - eurasianlynx

29 - Awesometackler29, Raider06

30 - Purpdan, Bonneh, iLikePenguinz, Potsie, TheForBiddenHB,

31 - xJesterr
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First Place
A man of focus, commitment and sheer will
posted by MohanBhargava on /nextfuckinglevel
Click here to view the post. ● 175,801 Upvotes ● Posted: 08/06/2020 at 11:46:53 UTC
Second Place
Drone footage over the LA Black Lives Matter protest on Hollywood Blvd today
posted by impeccabletim on /gifs
Click here to view the post. ● 139,694 Upvotes ● Posted: 08/06/2020 at 05:45:52 UTC
Third Place
Mitt Romney joins BLM protest in Washington D.C.
posted by Pow67 on /pics
Click here to view the post. ● 129,472 Upvotes ● Posted: 07/06/2020 at 23:00:26 UTC
Fourth Place
My Dad got married yesterday and turned 80 today!
posted by lateralus1075 on /aww
Click here to view the post. ● 107,539 Upvotes ● Posted: 08/06/2020 at 01:48:17 UTC
Fifth Place
No active cases and no new cases of Covid-19 in New Zealand
posted by bigbear-08 on /worldnews
Click here to view the post. ● 105,241 Upvotes ● Posted: 08/06/2020 at 01:05:22 UTC

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Most Upvoted Comments of the Day

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First Place
Fucking Marines man.
posted by charlesharsha on /nextfuckinglevel
Click here to view the post. ● 18,144 Upvotes ● Posted: 08/06/2020 at 11:48:04 UTC
Second Place
Romney said to a reporter, “We need a voice against racism, we need many voices against racism and against brutality. And we need to stand up and say black lives matter.”
posted by TooShiftyForYou on /pics
Click here to view the post. ● 17,433 Upvotes ● Posted: 07/06/2020 at 23:26:38 UTC
Third Place
Good that this is happening. Bad that it had to happen during a fucking pandemic.
posted by volcanicpooruption on /gifs
Click here to view the post. ● 14,567 Upvotes ● Posted: 08/06/2020 at 06:26:33 UTC
Fourth Place
Fun fact: cars stuck the middle of the protest got home more quickly than if they had used the 101.
posted by KedaZ1 on /gifs
Click here to view the post. ● 10,207 Upvotes ● Posted: 08/06/2020 at 06:38:35 UTC
Fifth Place
Congratulations and he looks great for 80! Wish him and his wife many years of happiness ❤
posted by cbjfan2006 on /aww
Click here to view the post. ● 7,852 Upvotes ● Posted: 08/06/2020 at 01:49:09 UTC

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First Place
Open Letter to Steve Huffman and the Board of Directors of Reddit, Inc– If you believe in standing up to hate and supporting black lives, you need to act
posted by DubTeeDub on /AgainstHateSubreddits
Click here to view the post. ● 17,780 Upvotes ● 3 reward(s). ● 1 silver reward(s), 1 gold reward(s) and 1 platinum reward(s) ● Posted: 08/06/2020 at 12:50:57 UTC
Second Place
My journey of growing coffee at home. In low altitude. In a suburban backyard.
posted by Nickgb83 on /Coffee
Click here to view the post. ● 1,640 Upvotes ● 3 reward(s). ● 1 silver reward(s), 1 gold reward(s) and 1 platinum reward(s) ● Posted: 08/06/2020 at 11:30:49 UTC
Third Place
I tried recreating the \"High Ground\" scene in Animal Crossing...
posted by gevurah22 on /PrequelMemes
Click here to view the post. ● 100,822 Upvotes ● 3 reward(s). ● 1 silver reward(s), 1 gold reward(s) and 1 platinum reward(s) ● Posted: 30/05/2020 at 10:38:16 UTC
Fourth Place
furry_irl
posted by IsaacMcMillan on /furry_irl
Click here to view the post. ● 1,511 Upvotes ● 3 reward(s). ● 1 silver reward(s), 1 gold reward(s) and 1 platinum reward(s) ● Posted: 08/06/2020 at 20:36:01 UTC
Fifth Place
Yes
posted by DaleRoberts2003 on /WhitePeopleTwitter
Click here to view the post. ● 109,396 Upvotes ● 2 reward(s). ● 1 silver reward(s), 1 gold reward(s) and 0 platinum reward(s) ● Posted: 08/06/2020 at 15:17:34 UTC

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First Place
https://imgur.com/a/8Xa9iVm ` Edit: thank you so much for my first awards!`
posted by Artemis64z on /YouShouldKnow
Click here to view the post. ● 1,158 Upvotes ● 2 reward(s). ● 1 silver reward(s), 1 gold reward(s) and 0 platinum reward(s) ● Posted: 08/06/2020 at 02:21:32 UTC
Second Place
As a Black woman, I'm really disappointed to see the lack of history, studies and references in your AMA responses. I spend a lot of time educating myself and my family on Black history in the U.S. and Black history globally. I read international news and stay a part of wide reaching travel groups to see what life is like outside of America. I travel outside of the country any chance I get and this AMA has really colored me to BLM as not having themselves together with hard and fast facts. `You need strong answers. Defund the police? Ok, how? Replace it with what? You cannot remove a system without replacing it.` This is the biggest call for Black Americans (I cannot speak on other Blacks or Africans). We need an AGENDA with strong backing. Or the call for resources to STUDY items that would support the necessary agenda to improve the lives of Black Americans. `I'm done reading this AMA because it's not. It's a lot of reposting and saying going to BLM website.` But I do have one question, what will you do with this information that you've received on Reddit? Will you actually give Black Americans the agenda they need to be able to focus on positive reform in their own communities?
posted by CynfulDelight on /IAmA
Click here to view the post. ● 919 Upvotes ● 2 reward(s). ● 1 silver reward(s), 1 gold reward(s) and 0 platinum reward(s) ● Posted: 08/06/2020 at 16:51:24 UTC
Third Place
I just looked it up in the WIPO database. The Department of the Air Force is pursuing classifications 6, 12, 14, 16, 18, 20, 21, 24, 26, 28, 34, 35, 41. Netflix Studios 16, 25, 28, and 41. `So it looks like they will conflict over 16, 28, and 41:` * Class 16: Paper and cardboard; printed matter; bookbinding material; photographs; stationery and office requisites, except furniture; adhesives for stationery or household purposes; drawing materials and materials for artists; paintbrushes; instructional and teaching materials; plastic sheets, films and bags for wrapping and packaging; printers' type, printing blocks. * Class 28: Games, toys and playthings; video game apparatus; gymnastic and sporting articles; decorations for Christmas trees. * Class 41: Education; providing of training; entertainment; sporting and cultural activities. `This means they're basically going to clash over naming rights in merchandising, and they'll probably have to carve out Class 41 at a finer-grained subclass level.` In Japan they're both screwed, as a company there has 14, 16, 18, 21, 24, and 25 locked down since 2003.
posted by Legal-Software on /nottheonion
Click here to view the post. ● 7,077 Upvotes ● 2 reward(s). ● 1 silver reward(s), 1 gold reward(s) and 0 platinum reward(s) ● Posted: 08/06/2020 at 15:08:42 UTC
Fourth Place
Very few people will support those who have consistently been advocating against them, even when those who traditionally opposed them are suddenly aligned with them. `Putting aside decades of animosity to stand together is the right thing to do, and also incredibly difficult, which was pretty much the point of stirring that animosity for decades. ` It doesn’t matter which side you are on, the dynamic is the same. The BLM crowd thinks the 2A crowd is all racists and the 2A crowd thinks the BLM crowd is all looters. Both are obviously false, and yet our distrust of “the other” keeps the obvious truth from being recognized. Again, almost as if that was the entire point of creating false divisions. `It isn’t black vs white, it isn’t right vs left, it’s the people vs the state. We the people share a common enemy, but we ignore that truth to hold on to the lie. ` Break the paradigm.
posted by Endless954 on /AdviceAnimals
Click here to view the post. ● 1,229 Upvotes ● 2 reward(s). ● 0 silver reward(s), 1 gold reward(s) and 1 platinum reward(s) ● Posted: 08/06/2020 at 13:41:02 UTC
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2020.06.01 16:03 NotBlarg Game Grumps Major Controversies List

This post is designed to compile all the major controversies Game Grumps has had over the years. For a show about two guys, Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan, sitting on a couch playing video games, it is absolutely baffling at the sheer amount of controversies they have had. From doxings, lies, racism, negligence, hypocrisy, pedophilia, scams, to insulting and even manipulating fans. I'm positive I've missed some as well, but I'll try my best to keep this post updated for any I missed and if/when more controversies happen. I have done my best to stick to just the facts and to remove my opinions, though some may have slipped through the cracks. Links have been provided and they have been double checked to make sure they work and are accurate. But that's enough from me. Happy reading.
Due to Reddit's 40,000 character limit, this post as been split into two parts. You can find Part 2 here: https://www.reddit.com/rantgrumps/comments/hr21vgame_grumps_major_controversies_list_part_2/

The Leadfoot Doxing Incident
During one of the Knuckle stages in Sonic Adventure, Arin and Dan read a walkthrough to help find the location of the three emerald pieces. Not realizing the locations were random Arin and Dan were unhappy with the helpfulness of the walkthrough. Eventually Dan says the person's actual full name out loud and even commented saying "if he gets a wave of hate from our fans, won't he be surprised". This allowed Game Grumps fans to dox the person. The entire situation was handled when Dan apologized, Leadfoot himself commented and said things were cool, and the video was reuploaded to censor his name.
That was until several years later, where both Dan and Arin talk about how the internet is notorious for letting things slide and forgetting things, saying they never deleted the episode and denied that this ever happened, making Dan's apology completely null and void.
This video has a great summary of the situation if you don't want to click all the links.

OneyPlays/Dream Daddy Drama
This incident has its own thread. I'm going summarize it, but give it a read if you want more information.
Chris, aka OneyNG, host of OneyPlays, was a friend of Arin's since his Newgrounds days and even lived with him for several months at one time. While no one knows exactly what happened, the two seem to be on not the greatest terms. But the main point of drama comes from Chris's previous co-hosts Ding Dong and Julian.
In a stream Ding Dong and Julian expressed their opinion of Game Grumps, then upcoming game, Dream Daddy, which advertised itself as a gay dad dating simulator. Ding Dong and Julian are gay themselves and their opinion, in short, was, they don't like it and it feels like pandering, but if it helps someone accept who they are, so be it. Because of their internet personality status, their negative review of the game mattered a bit more others and people took notice.
Brian, from Dan's band Ninja Sex Party, and Suzy, Arin's wife, immediately went on damage control saying that the game is not a cash grab, and that Ding Dong and Julian had nothing to do with beta testing/work on the game. Ding Dong later provided screenshots proving that they did in fact play a beta build of the game (Second picture).
Ding Dong would later explain the fallout out from the drama. He was doxed by Game Grumps fans when his phone number was leaked and people contacted his family, outing him as gay, which was especially bad as he had not come out yet. Ding Dong also implied that he would have done "something drastic" had Julian not been there for him. Ding Dong said that a lot of people complained about the development process and couldn't say anything due to fear of being fired, and that is why he was encouraged to speak up about it, but when push came to shove, those people backpedaled.

Game Grumps Garage Sale
This incident has its own thread and Hero Hei released a video about it. I'm going summarize it, but give it a read if you want more information.
Game Grumps held a two day garage sale to sell off items before they moved offices. They advertised it to their channel and despite 800 people RSVPing on Facebook, 500 people showing up when Arin did an impromptu meet up at Wendy's a few years ago, and Arin owning a touring company as well as Game Grumps doing live shows that sell out over 1000 seats, they only expect 100 people to show. There was not enough room in the building so people had to line up outside around the building for several hours in the California sun. It was so bad they had to send someone out to hand out water and sunscreen.
After a few hours the police showed up and shut it down due to so many people being in one place being a huge safety hazard and the second day was canceled. Many fans were upset as they had traveled across the country to meet the Game Grumps. At least one game was sold with a personal note left inside (The person was cool with it though) and Arin even reportedly sold the RWBY figures the deceased Monty Oum gave him. (Arin's eulogy to Monty)
Even though the police shut down the garage sale and there was a possibility of people getting heat stroke or worse from standing in the sun for so long, Brent, the Game Grumps manager, and Arin both said the event was a success.

Suzy
Suzy, aka Mortem3r, is Arin's wife and her actions over the years have gotten her a thread much like this one. Unfortunately, it is several years old and the archive links don't seem to work anymore, but still is worth a look if you have the time. I was able to find the images of Suzy filing DMCA claims on a video because it painted her in a negative light. (Second picture)
The thread also missed some things. Most notably her infamous "I'm sorry but I've had nothing but bad situations with black people all week. Is it just the culture?" tweet. As well as some leaked tweets from her private Twitter account. (Same day as second tweet) Despite all this, none of it is Suzy's biggest controversy. That honor goes to...

Suzy's Etsy Scam
Suzy was caught buying several items from other vendors and then reselling them at an over 2000% mark up. (Product 1: Vendor $2.99, Suzy $80. Product 2: Vendor $6.99 for two, Suzy $80) Suzy originally denied these claims at first, but as more information surfaced, she eventually apologized.
The situation ended when Arin had to step in and make a comment saying to stop all talk of this, as she apologized, that people were fabricating evidence, that art is subjective and fluctuates in cost, we are not Walmart so we don't have to sell things at cost, and that Suzy came to him crying asking "should I just stop being on Game Grumps". Any future talk about this subject would then be removed from the Game Grumps subreddit.
Several different threads were created for this controversy. Here are the main two. (One and Two)

NotSoGrumpGate
This incident has its own thread. I'm going summarize it, but give it a read if you want more information.
After one of Dan's Ex-friends released a play about the Me Too movement, someone noticed similarities between a character in the play and Dan. Since then, several women have come forward, one several months prior, each with screenshots, saying that Dan gave them the old ejaculate and evacuate. Aka, he had sex with them and then ghosted them.
Update: A Dan fan blog has come forward stating that Dan did indeed sleep with fans. In there own words "He was doing this from late 2013 to 2017 and maybe even beyond that. Exclusively to fans. And exclusively to younger women. Women that were at least fifteen years younger than him, if not more." and in regards to the claims in the Dan accusation masterpost, "These stories are exactly the same ones I have personally verified. " In one of the posts, they provided a selfie of Dan and an edited out picture of his contact information as proof.

Ben
Ben is an editor for Game Grumps and since day one the response to him has been mixed at best, with many people finding his edits annoying, intrusive, and in one case, gave someone a seizure. (Do not recommend clicking and there is sound: Actual Edit) But what puts Ben on this list is what people found on his personal twitter.
Ben asked a current 17 year old for nudes and claimed that he got "that plus more". He has also been tweeting oddly sexual things at this person and even got his account locked at one time. When people dug a bit further, they found out that Ben has been constantly doing this for years (One, two, three, four) and even took a picture with them when they were 14. Ben deleted the tweets when people took notice and any comments about the incident on Game Grumps videos were deleted. Eventually Ben gave a sarcastic apology, hid any negative tweets and blocked people, before finally deleting the apology.

Hypocrisy
While none of these are major controversies on their own, hypocrisy is a constant problem. Here are three examples:
Racism
This video does a better job of explaining this then I every will. In sum, Arin chews out Axel Rose for for using the N-word. The rest of the video is a compilation of Arin saying the N-word. This includes the time he dropped off a person who was black and had to say the word 30 times to get it out of his system.
Gendered Words
In Mario Bros U, Dan calls a 1-up a 1-Man and Arin asks him why it is gendered. Arin has been calling it a 1-Man for years. So much so there was a, now deleted, compilation of him saying this. While the argument could be made that he has changed over the years, he still calls it a 1-Man as shown by here, here, here, here, and here.
Pedophilia
Dan says that he scraped a Ninja Sex Party music video of a Michael Jackson song after he watched the documentary on the Michael Jackson pedo allegations. Dan and Arin both say that they can not align themselves with that kind of stuff. Which is why the ProJared videos were removed from the channel when his pedo accusations came up. But Dan is still selling Under the Covers Track 6 "Rock with you" a song by Michael Jackson as well as having the video still up on their YouTube channel. Not to mention Shmorky.
Shmorky is a confirmed pedophile and can be seen here recording his now ex-girlfriend having a paranoid schizophrenic episode after he hid her medication, all while talking to her in a cartoony voice. Shmorky has not one, but two different Game Grumps animated still on the channel.

The Lovelies (Game Grumps Fans)
Every fanbase has "those" fans. The ones who take this a bit too far. In a list of controversies, it is impossible not to talk about the Lovelies, because not only do they do some very strange things, but a lot of the time, Game Grumps encourages their behavior. Several things on this list were made worse thanks to the assistance of the Lovelies, but here is a list of some of the things that were missed.
Sexually assaulting Arin on stage at a panel
Destroying Dan's Ninja Sex Party outfit after he announces he has a girlfriend
Taking home Dan's used water bottles after a concert
Arin Appreciation Day: A holiday celebrated every three months on the 18th all about Arin Hanson
Getting a tattoo of Arin's face
Getting a tattoo of Dan and Ninja Brian's autograph on their butt
PolyGrumps: A subreddit for rule 34 Game Grumps pictures (Not going to link for obvious reasons)
Naming their first born child after Dan
Sticking notes under their hotel door at a convention
Attacking a fan for gender swapped Dream Daddy fan art (Picture)
Being followed backstage by someone who claimed to be a security guard
Charlie and Chai
Trying to put Dan in a porn game without his consent and actually getting him in
Threatening to kill someone by turning their intestines into a sweater if they don't leave Arin alone
And so, so much more.

Major Addition 1: BLM/Aftermath
Coming only a few days after this post was made, Arin tweeted out asking if he should make a statement about BLM on the Game Grumps Twitter. This got him some backlash (One, two, three) and he made a follow up statement that he regrets asking. The next day Game Grumps released a statement supporting BLM and apologizing for Game Grumps' past racism. Suzy quickly followed suit, apologizing for her past racism as well, but people were quick to point out that she only apologized because she was afraid of the backlash. In her own words, "I didn't apologize sooner because I was scared of the pain I would get by bringing attention to it". "Being scared" was also her reasoning she gave for the Etsy scam as well.
Despite being on this list, there is nothing wrong with publicly supporting the things that you believe in, and apologizing for past mistakes, something that a lot of the things on this list have been missing. The real controversy comes after.
Game Grumps deleted episodes that were problematic. The list of episodes includes Pokemon Emerald Part 13, Banjo Kazooie Part 11 and 19, Animal Crossing Part 2, Sonic 06 Part 36, all of Bayonetta, and both Jon and Dan playthroughs of A Link to the Past. These videos totaled up to over 40 million views. (The missing Jon videos can be found here, and A Link to the Past with Dan can be found here.) While some people claimed that this was for the best as it shows how much Game Grumps has changed, others claimed that it was Game Grumps trying to hide its past and to bend over backwards to try not to offend anyone.
Despite which side you fall on, they did not do a good job removing the problematic videos. Missing videos by people already mentioned on this list as well as but not limited to, a therapist hypnotizing and having sex with a little girl in Disney Princess (Something that Arin knew about), stereotypical racist Chinese voice in Dog Island, Dan making illegal immigrant jokes in Man of Medan (Twice), the infamous Sad Hoshi in Journey to Silius, whatever Barry edited out in Wheel of Fortune, and Arin dropping the N-Word in Awesome the Hedgehog.

Major Addition 2: Ben Update
After almost two months of people asking Arin to make a statement about Ben and him blocking people on Twitter who ask about it, as well as banning people or mumbling and skipping the question for people who ask about it on his streams, Arin finally made a statement, stating that the silence was because Ben lost a family member and that he wanted to give him time to grieve. Arin told Ben that his behavior was not appropriate as long as he works at Game Grumps, and it appears he is still editing for them. Ben later issued another apology.
When someone asked about the video that gave a fan a seizure thanks to Ben's edits, Arin stated that he did not know about it, despite emails being sent, a disclaimer added to the description a few days later, and someone at Game Grumps reading this post, as the Shmorky videos were taken down a few days after this was made and Disney Princess Part 1 a few days after this addition. The video has been taken down, and Arin has deleted the tweet saying that he did not know.

Continued in Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/rantgrumps/comments/hr21vgame_grumps_major_controversies_list_part_2/
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2020.05.23 18:55 PucaFilms A list of every major change from the comics for anyone interested

Season One
Season Two
Season Three
Season Four
Season Five
Season Six
Season Seven
Season Eight
Season Nine
I'll do season 10 when the finale comes out
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2020.04.22 12:29 AppleDoodleArts [SW] Little Nooks buying for three eight eight

Hello everyone! This is my second time doing this, so please bear with me for any slip ups,,
The current date is April 23
RULES:
- The entire place is a mess, so please do not pick up anything off of the ground! I have fenced off the general way to Nook's, but the area around the shop is NOT fenced off, so I'm putting my trust in everyone to behave,,
- I will send the dodo code to 4 people at a time. Please wait by the airport for everyone else to arrive before going to Nook's. I will confirm if everyone is present.
- Do not leave via airport! When you have finished selling your turnips, say 'OK' in the chat and wait for everyone to finish. I will end the session to lessen the loading time. Oh yeah, and my starter villagers are Plucky and Axel.
-If you have received the message and are on your way, PLEASE RESPOND WITH CONFIRMATION (VERY IMPORTANT TO BE COUNTED). To quicken things up, if you do not respond within 10 minutes I will allow the group to go ahead, and you will be pushed down the queue. If you do respond by the time the group has passed however, I will squeeze you in with the current group to be fair.
- Tips are not required but appreciated! Please do not feel obligated! I would be happy to receive purple hyacinths, blue roses, star fragments. nmts, DIY Recipes, and bells
- I will try to do this for as long as I can. I might have to leave to do something in the middle of it, but if I cannot do this for long I will do another round tomorrow with some time travelling.
- To confirm you've read the rules, what are the names of my starter villagers, which are found within the rules list?
EDIT: Sorry. my character is in a black student cap and hakama for identification.
EDIT 2: OH YES PLEASE COMMENT ON MY STARTER VILLAGERS NOT DM IM SORRY
EDIT 3: If you will be forfeiting your spot please let me know! Nothing wrong with that I promise
EDIT 4: Sorry fellas had to go for a bit. Resuming now!
EDIT 5: CLOSED NOW! I will no longer be accepting late visitors. Thank you all for your cooperation and patience! This was relatively smooth sailing
Happy selling!
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2020.04.09 05:40 JustATributeCC How Many NXT Call-Ups Kept Their Names? - An Investigation

The dreaded purge of NXT call-ups' names is a constant fear that plagues the thoughts of all of us hopefuls once our favourite stars and Lars Sullivan are brought to the main roster once they've done all they can in Orlando. It's often touted, argued over and memed to death about how Vince takes away names like a lollipop being stolen from a baby or my father removing himself from my nuclear family dynamic after going out to buy milk one day back in 1999.
So I've gone through all 86 NXT call-ups since 2012 to today (April 9th, 2020) and found out just how many brought their names with them and if this whole thing is just hyperbole or actual reasoned debate:
(Please note this list only considers names that were changed after a superstar left NXT for the main roster. Name changes while still in NXT do not count.)
So, of the 86 call-ups, 19 names have been changed, including an additional 3 team names being changed, 1 tag team name being changed twice, 1 name being added, 1 name being shortened after being changed, 3 names being removed before being added back and 1 name being removed again after it was previously added back after being removed in the first place. The shortest time between name changes was the same night as being called-up and the longest time between name changed was 4 years and 3 months after being called up.
All of this means nothing, however. Continue to worry, everyone. No-one is safe. No-one will survive. Vince is out here, kicking names and taking ass and he's all out of ass.
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2020.03.11 07:31 RemixBeat Remix Pack [10-March-2020]

3LAU – Tokyo [FT. XIRA] [Le Youth Remix] 7A 124 50 Cent FT. Justin Timberlake – Ayo Technology [Chris Ultranova Remix] Dirty 1A 126 50 Cent FT. Justin Timberlake – Ayo Technology [Chris Ultranova Remix] Dirty CK Cut 1A 126 100 Gecs – ringtone [Remix] [FT. Charli XCX, Rico Nasty, Kero Kero Bonito] 6A 107 Adam Beyer, Green Velvet, Layton Giordani – Space Date [Pleasurekraft Remix] 2A 127 Alan Walker – Alone [Pt. II] [RetroVision Remix] 2A 126 Alan Walker, K 391, Tungevaag, Mangoo – PLAY [Wordz Deejay Meets Mike Brubek Remix] 11A 102 Alex Newell – Boy, You Can Keep It [Chus & Ceballos Club Mix] [Edit] 5A 126 Alex Schulz – My Heart Is Your Heart [Club Edit] 11A 126 Andrew Bayer – Open End Resource [Leaving Laurel Remix] 10B 125 Anne-Marie – Birthday [Don Diablo Remix] 1A 124 Ant Saunders & Audrey Mika – Yellow Hearts [Remix] 9B 129 Anton Powers – I’m Falling [Next Habit Remix] [DJ Allan MMP Intro Edit] [Radio Edit] 1A 124 Anton Powers – I’m Falling [Next Habit Remix] [Main] 1A 124 Anton Powers – I’m Falling [Next Habit Remix] [Radio Edit] 1A 124 Arizona Zervas – ROXANNE [Amice Remix] Dirty 11A 120 Arizona Zervas – ROXANNE [Amice Remix] Dirty CK Cut 11A 120 Armand Van Helden, Lorne – Give Me Your Loving [Club Mix] 8A 126 Armin Van Buuren – All Comes Down [Third Party Remix] 1B 127 Armin Van Buuren – Million Voices [Madison Mars Remix] 5B 126 Ashanti – Foolish [Club Killers DanceHall Remix] Clean 8A 101 Ashanti – Foolish [Club Killers DanceHall Remix] Intro – Clean 8A 101 Bad Bunny, Jowell & Randy & Ñengo Flow – Safaera – BROSS Club Edit [Dirty] 7A 96 Becky Hill – Better Off Without You [Joel Corry Remix] 9A 124 Becky Hill & Shift K3y – Better Off Without You [Joel Corry Remix] 8A 124 Becky Hill FT. Shift K3Y – Better Off Without You [Joel Corry Remix] [Intro Clean] 9A 124 Ben Bohmer, Monolink – Black Hole [Gui Boratto Re-Work] 11A 122 Benny Benni FT. Anyelo Rr Rafee Y Jay Maly – Yijaaa [Remix] [DJ Nino Mix] 11A 90 Bill Haley & His Comets – Rock Around The Clock [Select Mix Remix] 8A 90 Billie Eilish – Bad Guy [DISEL Remix] Clean 6A 122 Billie Eilish – Bad Guy [DISEL Remix] Clean CK Cut 6A 122 Bob Marley & The Wailers – Redemption Song [Ziggy Marley Remix] [Original Mix] 9B 118 Bob Marley & The Wailers – Sun Is Shining [Funkstar Deluxe Remix] [Extended Mix] 9A 130 Bob Marley & The Wailers – Sun Is Shining [Yes King Remix] [Original Mix] 8A 73 Bob Marley & The Wailers – Waiting In Vain [Jim James Remix] [Original Mix] 4B 79 Bob Sinclar – I Feel For You [Mercer Remix] 1A 126 Bob Sinclar – Rock This Party [Slashlove Y Showtime Remix] 3A 128 Bobby Darin – Splish Splash [Select Mix Remix] 8B 152 Body Heat Gang Band – Play That Game [Angelo Ferreri Remix] 4A 117 Bonka, The Romantic Era – All Your Love [Ellipso Remix] 4B 128 Boogie Hill Faders x Q-Tip – Breathe & Stop [Beatnuts Watch Out Now Flip] [Abstract Remix Collection #1] [Clean] 10A 100 Boogie Hill Faders x Q-Tip – Breathe & Stop [Beatnuts Watch Out Now Flip] [Abstract Remix Collection #1] [Dirty] 10A 100 Brandy – Almost Doesn’t Count [Double A Remix] [Clean] 5A 111 Britney Spears – Criminal [Bietto Remix] 8A 140 BROCKHAMPTON – SUGAR [Remix] [FT. Dua Lipa] 4A 123 BROCKHAMPTON FT. Dua Lipa – SUGAR [Remix] [Dirty] 4B 62 BROCKHAMPTON FT. Dua Lipa – SUGAR Remix 4A 123 Brockhampton FT. Dua Lipa Ryan Beatty & Jon B – Sugar [Remix] [Clean] 4A 123 Brockhampton FT. Dua Lipa Ryan Beatty & Jon B – Sugar [Remix] [DJ Rukus Intro Edit] [Clean] 4A 123 Camila Cabello FT. DaBaby – My Oh My [Keepin It Heale & AZ2A Remix] Clean 5A 124 Camila Cabello FT. DaBaby – My Oh My [Keepin It Heale & AZ2A Remix] Clean CK Cut 5A 124 Cassie FT. Trina, Lola Monrie – All Gold, All Girls [Remix] [Dirty] 8A 100 Cedric Gervais – Molly [Quintino Remix] [Isaac Jordan Edit] 8A 126 Chris Lake & Solardo – Free Your Body [Noizu Remix] [Clean Extended] 7A 127 Chris Lake & Solardo – Free Your Body [Noizu Remix] [Clean Radio Edit] 7A 127 Chris Lake, Solardo – Free Your Body [Noizu Remix] 7A 127 Chuck Berry – Johnny B. Goode [Select Mix Remix] 6B 84 Club Breakerz x Sean Paul x David Guetta x Becky G – Mad Love [Max Wallin & Moombahbaas Edit] [Clean] 9A 105 Club Breakerz x The Weeknd x Charlie Lane – Pray For Me [MC Hammer Edit] [Clean] 8A 123 Club Breakerz x Tyga x Nicki Minaj – Dip Remix [Redrum] [Clean] 8A 99 Crystal Waters – Gypsy Woman [Jet Boot Jack Remix] 7A 123 Dada Life – So Young So High [Dillon Francis Remix] 12B 73 Daddy’s Groove – Stellar [Club Edit] 11A 128 David West, Ida Engberg – Abataka [Magdalena Remix] 2A 123 Deejay Oninz x Kylie Minogue – I Should Be So Lucky [80’s Euro House Re-Work] [Clean] 8A 128 Dillon Francis – DFR [Beauty Brain Remix] 2A 128 Dillon Francis – DFR [Shndō Remix] 2A 128 DJ Allan x Justin Bieber – Yummy [Vadim Adamov & Hardphol Remix] [Clean] 8A 126 DJ Allan x Justin Timberlake, SZA – The Other Side [Sonnendeck Remix] [Clean] 6A 122 DJ Allan x Mr. Vegas – Fresh [Donny Rampage Remix] [Clean] 11B 103 DJ Allan x Pink x Axel Paerel – Get The Party Started [Axel Paerel Remix] [Clean] 8A 125 DJ Allan x Travis Scott – Goosebumps [Madsko Remix] [Clean] 9A 130 DJ Arman Aveiru x Eurythmics x James Hype – Sweet Dreams [Remix] [P. Break Acapella Intro] [Clean] 5A 126 DJ Jeff x Flo Rida – Right Round [Reynor Remix] [Clean] 8A 126 DJ KEMIT – Digital Love [Remix] 2A 120 DJ Nelson S x Becky Hill – Better Off Without You [Joel Corry Remix] [Clean] 9A 124 DJ Nelson S x Harry Styles – Adore You [Joe Bermudez Remix] [Clean] 5A 120 DJ Nelson S x Lady Gaga – Stupid Love [JME-LFY Remix] [Clean] 6B 126 DJ Nelson S x Sam Smith – To Die For [Blinkie Remix] [Clean] 8A 124 DJ OD x Victor Cardenas & Kelly Ruiz – Siento [Club Edit] [Clean] 8A 130 DJ Snake, J Balvin, Ozuna, Nicky Jam, Natti Natasha, Darell & Sech – Loco Contigo [Remix] [Select Mix Remix] 11A 96 DJ Surda x Regard – Ride It [James Hype VIP Remix] [Clean] 2A 123 DJ Surda x Wiley – Wearing My Rolex [Remix] [Dirty] 2A 108 DJ Surda x Wiley – Wearing My Rolex [Remix] [Extended] [Clean] 2A 108 DJ Surda x Wiley – Wearing My Rolex [Remix] [Extended] [Dirty] 2A 108 Doja Cat – Say So [Jax Jones Midnight Snack Remix] Clean 11A 122 Doja Cat – Say So [Jax Jones Midnight Snack Remix] Clean CK Cut 11A 122 Drake FT. Shaggy – Find Your Love [Mike D Tropical Blendz Remix] Clean 11A 96 Drake FT. Shaggy – Find Your Love [Mike D Tropical Blendz Remix] Clean No Shaggy 11A 96 Drake FT. Shaggy – Find Your Love [Mike D Tropical Blendz Remix] Intro Clean 11A 96 Drake FT. Shaggy – Find Your Love [Mike D Tropical Blendz Remix] Intro Clean No Shaggy 11A 96 Dubdogz – Infinity [NEUBAUER Remix] 8A 124 DVJ Xtroyer – Señorita Colombia [DVJ Xtroyer International Remix 2K20] 8B 130 Eats Everything – Space Raiders [Charlotte De Witte Remix] 11A 132 Ed Sheeran FT. Travis Scott – Antisocial [MK Remix – Intro] 3A 125 Edward Maya – Stereo Love [Timmy Trumpet Remix] 12A 150 EDX – Off The Grid [Mastrovita Remix Edit] 8A 124 Eli & Fur – You & I [John Monkman Remix] 3A 123 Emeli Sande FT. Kendrick Lamar – Next To Me [Remix] [Main] 8A 95 Enamour – Ruby [Miru Remix] 4A 122 Faithless – Insomnia [CRG Remix] Clean 10A 150 Fatboy Slim – Right Here Right Now [Coyu Remix] 8A 124 Francesco Dinoia – Pushing On – Myles Club Edit 6A 125 Franky Rizardo & Roul & Doors – Elements [Hardwell & Dannick Remix] [Isaac Jordan Edit] 7A 128 Fubu – Uh Oooh [Redondo On The Air Remix] 9A 124 Future FT. Lil Wayne – Karate Chop [Remix] [Clean] 12A 68 Future FT. Lil Wayne – Karate Chop [Remix] [Dirty] 12A 68 Georgia – About Work The Dancefloor [The Black Madonna Remix] 2A 124 Gerry Read – It’ll All Be Over [DJ Koze Remix] 7A 123 Gershon Jackson – Mania [I Kan Feel It] [Angelo Ferreri Remix] 8A 124 Great Good Fine OK – 2K20 [Wolf & Love Remix – Intro] 2A 90 Green Velvet – Bigger Than Prince [Siege Remix] 4A 125 Gregory Porter – Revival [R3hab Remix] 5A 128 Guaynaa FT. Nicky Jam x Farruko x Sech Y Becky G – Rebota [DJ Nino Mix Remix] 6A 90 H.E.R. FT. Pop Smoke, A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie & Chris Brown – Slide [Remix] [Intro-Outro] [DJ Drake] [Dirty – 97Bpm] 5A Halfcast Bastards – Sometimes We Funk [Matt Hughes Remix] 5A 123 Halsey – You Should Be Sad [Colin Jay & J Bruus Remix] Clean 10A 124 Halsey – You Should Be Sad [Colin Jay & J Bruus Remix] Clean CK Cut 10A 124 Harry Styles – Adore You [Joe Bermudez Remix] [Intro Clean] 5A 120 Headie One – 18HUNNA [Four Tet Remix] 2A 145 Headie One – Back To Basics [Floating Points Remix] 1A 139 House Of Glass – Disco Down [Angelo Ferreri Remix] 12A 122 Ida Engberg – Abataka [Mixed] [Magdalena Remix] 2A 123 Idris Elba – Ballie [FT. Kah-Lo] [Destructo Remix] 6A 124 Ivan Gough FT. Georgi Kay – In My Mind [Axwell Remix] [Isaac Jordan Edit] 5A 128 J Balvin – Blanco [Select Mix Remix] 7A 100 J090 – Dreamer [BK298 Extended Remix] 5A 128 J090 – Dreamer [BK298 Remix] [DJ Allan MMP Intro Edit] 5A 128 J090 – Dreamer [BK298 Remix] [Main] 5A 128 J090 – Dreamer [BK298 Remix] Clean 5A 128 J090 – Dreamer [BK298 Remix] Clean Smassh Cut 5A 128 J090 – Dreamer [BK298 Remix] Extened Clean 5A 128 J090 – Dreamer [Child Of The 90’s Remix] [Main] 5A 130 J090 – Dreamer [Luis Rumore Extended Remix] 4A 126 J090 – Dreamer [Luis Rumore Remix] [Clean] 4A 126 J090 – Dreamer [Luis Rumore Remix] [DJ Allan MMP Intro Edit] 4A 126 J090 – Dreamer [Luis Rumore Remix] [DJ Rukus Intro Edit] [Clean] 4A 126 J090 – Dreamer [Luis Rumore Remix] [Main] 4A 126 J090 – Dreamer [PBH & Jack Extended Remix] 5A 126 J090 – Dreamer [PBH & Jack Remix] [DJ Allan MMP Intro Edi] 5A 126 J090 – Dreamer [PBH & Jack Remix] [Main] 5A 126 J090 – Dreamer [PBH & Jack Remix] Clean 5A 126 J090 – Dreamer [PBH & Jack Remix] Clean Smassh Cut 5A 126 J090 – Dreamer [PBH & Jack Remix] Extened Clean 5A 126 Jack Rainey – Fiction Ain’t A Friend [Steve Brian Remix] 1A 128 Javier Gonzalez & Sascha Sonido – Panamericana – Mar-T Vs. Myles Club Edit 6A 125 Jay-Z FT. Melissa Morgan – Can’t Knock The Hustle [Fool’s Paradise Remix – EwONE! Chorus Only] [Clean] 8A 95 Jay-Z FT. Melissa Morgan – Can’t Knock The Hustle [Fool’s Paradise Remix – EwONE! Intro-Outro] [Dirty] 8A 95 Jay-Z FT. Melissa Morgan – Can’t Knock The Hustle [Fool’s Paradise Remix] [Dirty] 8A 95 Jerry Lee Lewis – Great Balls Of Fire [Select Mix Remix] 6A 159 Jessie Reyez – LOVE In The DARK [Dzeko Remix] 10A 126 Jinadu, Mirko Deep – Fever [Angelo Ferreri Remix] 8A 122 Joel Corry – Lonely [VIP Mix] 7A 125 Joel Corry, ZAYN, SHAED – Trampoline [Joel Corry Remix] Clean AXB Cut 6A 125 Joel Corry, ZAYN, SHAED – Trampoline [Joel Corry Remix] Clean Extended 6A 125 Joel Corry, ZAYN, SHAED – Trampoline [Joel Corry Remix] Clean Radio 6A 125 Johnny Cash – I Walk The Line [Select Mix Remix] 7B 101 Jonathan Rosa, Kyla Millette – Daylight [Simon Doty Remix] 2A 120 Jose Giraldo x El Alfa FT. Lil Pump, Vin Diesel, Sech Y Myke Towers – Coronao Now Remix [Extended] 1A 118 JSTJR – I See You [Good Times Ahead Remix] Clean 4A 132 JSTJR – I See You [Good Times Ahead Remix] Clean Deville Cut 4A 132 Justin Bieber – Yummy [Flava Remix] [Radio] 10A 71 Justin Bieber – Yummy [Pink Panda Remix] Clean 6A 126 Justin Bieber – Yummy [Pink Panda Remix] Clean CK Cut 6A 126 Karol G, Nicki Minaj – Tusa [Select Mix Remix] 10A 101 Kelly Clarkson – People Like Us [Show & Tell Remix] 2B 128 Kid Cudi – Day & Nite [Dunisco Re-Work] Clean 9A 123 Kid Cudi – Day & Nite [Dunisco Re-Work] Clean CK Cut 9A 123 Kid Ink FT. Chris Brown – Show Me [Level Up & K Kyoto Remix] Clean CK Cut 9A 124 Kid Ink FT. Chris Brown – Show Me [Level Up! & K-Kyoto Remix] Clean 9A 124 Klaas – We Are Free [Bodybangers Remix] 8A 128 Kyle Watson – I Got You [Wh0 Remix] 4A 124 La Metarialista – La Chapa [Norambuena Remix Edit] 4A 128 Lady Gaga – Stupid Love [JME-LFY Remix] [Intro Clean] 6B 126 Lady Gaga – Stupid Love [RYAN Remix] 5B 125 Lane 8 – The Rope [FT. POLIÇA] [Le Youth Remix] 9B 125 Layton Greene, Lil Baby, City Girls, Pnb Rock – Leave Em Alone [Flava Mix] [Club] 1A 103 Liquid Todd – Move Your Feet [Fenix Remix] 6A 126 Lock ‘N Load – Blow Ya Mind [Dave Winnel Remix] 4A 126 Loco Dice – Roots [DJ Tennis Remix] 6A 131 Lorde – Royals [Double A Remix] [Clean] 7A 85 Lupe Fuentes – Into You [Curt Reynolds Remix] 8A 125 Mabel – Boyfriend – Apollo Remix 10A 124 Mabel – Boyfriend [Digital Farm Animals Remix] [Enrie BeeHive Edit] 10A 120 Madonna – Music [Enkode & LELO Remix] 4A 124 Mariah Carey – It’s Like That [Andy Locker Remix] Clean 1A 124 Mariah Carey – It’s Like That [Andy Locker Remix] Clean CK Cut 1A 124 Marie Davidson – Work It [Soulwax Remix] 9B 125 Maroon 5 – Daylight [Joe Maz Remix] 10B 130 Mary J Blige – Family Affair [Club Killers Remix] [Intro Clean] 1A 98 Mary J Blige – Family Affair [Club Killers Remix] [Intro Dirty] 1A 98 Mary J Blige – Family Affair [Club Killers Remix] Clean 1A 98 Mary J Blige – Family Affair [Club Killers Remix] Clean CK Cut 1A 98 Mary J Blige – Family Affair [Club Killers Remix] Dirty 1A 98 Mary J Blige – Family Affair [Club Killers Remix] Dirty CK Cut 1A 98 Master At Work – To Be In Love [Secret Spade Re-Work] 9A 115 Mau Y Ricky FT. Lunay – La Boca [S7ein Remix Edit] 10A 93 Mau Y Ricky, Nicky Jam, Dalex, Dimelo Flow, Justin Quiles, Lenny Tavarez – BOTA FUEGO [Select Mix Remix] 1A 88 Megan Thee Stallion FT. Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign – Hot Girl Summer [DJ Nasa DanceHall Remix] Acap Out – Clean 8A 100 Megan Thee Stallion FT. Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign – Hot Girl Summer [DJ Nasa DanceHall Remix] Acap Out – Dirty 8A 100 Megan Thee Stallion FT. Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign – Hot Girl Summer [DJ Nasa DanceHall Remix] Clean CK Cut 8A 100 Megan Thee Stallion FT. Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign – Hot Girl Summer [DJ Nasa DanceHall Remix] Dirty CK Cut 8A 100 Megan Thee Stallion FT. Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign – Hot Girl Summer [DJ Nasa DanceHall Remix] Intro – Clean 8A 100 Megan Thee Stallion FT. Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign – Hot Girl Summer [DJ Nasa DanceHall Remix] Intro – Dirty 8A 100 MGMT – Kids [TWINSICK Remix] Clean 11A 150 MGMT – Kids [TWINSICK Remix] Clean CK Cut 11B 150 Midnight Kids – Run It [Famba Remix] 4A 122 Moon Boots, Steven Klavier – Tied Up [Kenny Dope Remix] 4A 124 Moon Rocket – Funk U! [Angelo Ferreri Remix] 8A 121 Moon Rocket – Intro [Angelo Ferreri Remix] 3A 122 Music P, Marque Aurel – F.E.E.L. [Angelo Ferreri Remix] 9A 122 Nacho FT. Yandel Y Bad Bunny – Bailame Remix [Agu Leyton Edit] 2A 96 Nervo & Skazi – Faded [HVRCRFT Remix] Clean 2A 150 Nervo & Skazi – Faded [HVRCRFT Remix] Clean Deville Cut 2A 150 NGHTMRE & Gunna – Cash Cow [NGHTMRE & BLVK JVCK VIP Mix] CK Intro – Dirty 6A 148 NGHTMRE & Gunna – Cash Cow [NGHTMRE & BLVK JVCK VIP Mix] Dirty 6A 148 NGHTMRE & Gunna – Cash Cow [NGHTMRE & BLVK JVCK VIP Mix] Dirty CK Cut 6A 148 Nice & Smooth – Hip Hop Junkies [Remix – DJ Noise Acapella In] [Clean Short] 4A 100 Nice & Smooth – Hip Hop Junkies [Remix – DJ Noise Acapella In] [Clean] 4A 100 Nice & Smooth – Hip Hop Junkies [Remix – DJ Noise Acapella In-Out] [Clean Short] 4A 100 Nice & Smooth – Hip Hop Junkies [Remix – DJ Noise Acapella In-Out] [Clean] 4A 100 Nice & Smooth – Hip Hop Junkies [Remix] [Clean] 4A 100 Nice & Smooth – Hip Hop Junkies [Remix] [HH Clean Intro] 4A 100 Nice & Smooth – Hip Hop Junkies [Remix] [HH Clean Short] 4A 100 Nicky Jam, Anuel AA – Whine Up [Select Mix Remix] 8A 105 Nio Garcia FT. Bryant Myers, Alex Rose, Arcangel, Amenazzy & Young Blade – Mantecado De Coco [Remix] [Dirty] 12B 90 Noemi Dee – Leave Me Alone 2K20 [DJ Piere Italo Extended Remix Master VersIion] 3A 133 Norenoise – Seventy [Andrea Jeannin Remix] 5A 123 Notorious B.I.G – Mo Money Mo Problems [Korben Dallas Remix] 11A 105 Notorious B.I.G. Vs. Zapp FT. Rodger Troutman – Me & My Bitch [Computer Love Remix] [Digital Dave Re-Work] Dirty 12A 85 Notorious B.I.G. Vs. Zapp FT. 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2020.02.10 04:12 FWFReddit Ranking of All of the FWF World Tag Team Champions in History

INTRODUCTION
Coming up on 2 years in FWF, the tag division has brought us some of the most memorable moments, feuds, and matches in the history of the promotion. Since its creation in early 2018, the FWF World Tag Team Championships have been held by 10 different teams. In an age where tag team wrestling is underappreciated, the tag titles have been held to a high regard in FWF, allowing some of the all-time greats to hold these prestigious belts. Here we rank all of the tag teams to hold tag gold in FWF.
[10] British Devastation
When Lewis McIntyre and Harry Mills were put together as a team, many in FWF thought they would be unstoppable, sadly that isn’t how that turned out. British Devastation made only one appearance in FWF as a team, and that was when they fought Jayden Christopher and Latcho for the vacant World Tag Team Titles, and they won.
A mere 6 days later the team disbanded, as Harry Millers left FWF and retired from pro wrestling. As for Lewis McIntyre, he’ll show up next on this list. Overall these two as a tag team lasted only one match, and had no effect on FWF as a whole, hence why it ranks last in the list of FWF World Tag Team Champions.
[9] U.K’s Finest
Yet another team comprised of two of the U.K’s top talent, this time, the Scottish-born Lewis McIntyre and the Northern-Irish star Cam Doyle. The genesis of this team began with 2019’s War of the Trios Tournament. This was an 8-team single-elimination tournament where FWF would crown the inaugural FWF Trios Champions.
Current Money in the Bank holder, Nicholas Pablo, saw his nemesis Tyler Sorrow in the tournament and decided he wanted a team of his own. After weeks of searching, he found two more wrestlers from the U.K, and thus U.K’s Finest was born. W
ales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland all represented well, the team looked nearly unstoppable. They defeated two teams to make it to the finals against the team of No Lives Matter and Axel Payne, but they ended up losing in a match nearly two hours long. After the grueling match, Pablo decided to abandon his team, and left them to fend for themselves.
Once that happened, it seemed they weren’t going to be able to do much, then a Number One Contender’s Match came their way. U.K’s Finest would win and be named challengers for The Howling’s FWF World Tag Team Championships, and at Chambers of Chaos, they would capture the gold.
Their reign itself was very unimpactful, they held the titles for 50 days, but only defended them once when they lost the belts. Soon after Lewis McIntyre would leave FWF, while Cam Doyle would rebrand himself and stick to his Irish-brawler roots and feud with the likes of Axel Payne.
[8] Headhunter Enterprises
From U.K’s Finest, to the team that beat them for the belts. This odd team consisted of the big bruiser Qu’Ran Cook and an FWF veteran, in Duane Carter. Overall, the team looked quite impressive.
Originally the two were recruited by Jayden Christopher to take out Jay Storm during their feud, but when they failed, Jayden scolded them and they went off on their own. Qu’Ran Cook had been a competitor in FWF for a while, but had never been in any major matches or feuds, but with Duane Carter taking him under his wing, they were able to capture the World Tag Team Titles and become the longest reigning champions at 122 days.
Sadly, Qu’Ran Cook would get injured and the team would have to forfeit their titles after only having defended twice on episodes of Blackout. Although both have now returned, neither are interested in reforming their tag team.
[7] ATF
Shawn Collins and Inoko Kenta were at one time two of the most controversial wrestlers in FWF, but only by association. When Ethan Blade decided to take on Kadar Santorelli’s legacy with the faction Infamous, he looked to two guys, Shawn and Inoko.
As a team they were unstoppable, their biggest win came in a title defense against No Lives Matter, but throughout their reign they had occasional defenses on Blackout. It seemed as if they could never be stopped, until Summer Showdown.
At the event, the new team of Jason Kennedy and Timothy would destroy ATF to capture their first gold in FWF. After the loss, Inoko and Shawn would leave FWF, before returning in the 2018 Apex Cup, where Shawn Collins nearly made the finals.
In a tie-breaker which would decide who went to the finals of the Apex Cup, Jason Kennedy defeated Shawn in 4 minutes, causing him to leave FWF permanently. Inoko Kenta would leave stick around until Climax where he would lose in the Triple Crown Championship Triple-Threat to the then-champion, DDG.
[6] No Lives Matter
Perhaps the longest-tenured team on this last, No Lives Matters’ origins come from a faction they were a part of, along with Jayden Christopher and Emmanuel Alexander, known as Genesis. The faction was formed to stop all of the chaotic villains of FWF, specifically Ethan Blade and Axel Payne.
When they were both subdued, it was a turning point in the group. Tyler Sorrow would win a shot at Jayden Christopher’s FWF Championship, and when he defeated Jayden, it was the beginning of the end. They would stay together until Tyler lost the championship; enraged, he attacked the man who beat him, Ricky Lynch. When confronted about the attack, Tyler told all of FWF that him and J Sinister would be going on their own, and that “No Lives Mattered.”
The team would challenge for the tag titles multiple times in losing efforts, before entering the War of the Trios Tournament. They would team with Axel Payne to make it to the finals, and eventually win the FWF Trios Championships, becoming the first to do so. Their reign wouldn’t last long however, as 19 days later they would drop the belts to the stacked team of Jayden Christopher, Butcher, and Nicholas Pablo.
After an argument with Axel Payne, J Sinister and Tyler decided to go on their own for a while. Tyler would go on to feud with Nicholas Pablo and Jayden Christopher, while J Sinister would attempt to win the Triple Crown Championship on two occasions.
After Tyler Sorrow’s victory against Jayden at Summer Showdown II, the team would reform and fight Jayden Christopher and Butcher for the vacant tag titles, succeeding. Since then, they have yet to defend the titles, but have been active parts of FWF, competing at Climax and winning Tag Team of the Year at the FWF End of the Year Awards 2019.
[5] Black Lotus
A team between a former FWF Champion and a juggalo, it sounds as weird as you think, but somehow this strange team worked. Adam Winters and Vampz were long-time friends before joining FWF, having competed along the indy scene for years. Immediately when they stepped through the Freestyle doors, they made an impact.
In their debut match they won the, now defunct, FWF Tag Championships. They would win another piece of tag gold, before FWF’s massive rebranding in late 2017. When all of the gold in FWF was changed, so did this team.
Once the first FWF World Tag Team Champions were crowned in the beginning of 2018, Black Lotus were the first to challenge for the belts. They would go on to defeat The Febreze Brothers 2.0, Ricky Lynch and Jayden Christopher, in their first match with the duo. After that, the two teams had a slew of classic matches.
2/3 Falls Matches, No DQ Matches, all culminating in the first and only Tag Team Three Stages of Hell Match to date. This occurred at FWF’s Bloodbath PPV, with the three rounds being a Normal Tag Match, a 15-Minute Iron-Man Tag Match, and a Hell in a Cell Match. The near hour long bout was brutal, leaving both teams exhausted, but that wasn’t the end of their feud.
After losing the tag titles back to Jayden and Ricky in the Three Stages of Hell, Adam Winters would go on to win the FWF Championship, and enlist a newcomer, in T.G. Sting, to team with Vampz in a Triangle Ladder Match for the belts at Climax.
They would fail to capture the gold, and after Climax, Black Lotus went into hiatus. Brief appearances from both have happened since then, but they have never officially reformed their team.
[4] Jason Kennedy and Timothy
Before he would become the most dominant FWF Champion of all time, Jason Kennedy would debut in FWF teaming with long-time friend Timothy.
Soon after their debut, the duo would compete for the tag titles at Summer Showdown against ATF, and they would destroy their opponents. After that match, there was no stop in sight. Jason and Timothy would defend their belts a handful of times after, including a victory against The Brothers of Payne in a chaotic tag team Hell in a Cell Match at Roulette IV.
The reign would end at FWF's fourth Rumble event, where Axel Payne would secretly attack Jason Kennedy after he had won the FWF Championship, making him unable to defend his tag titles with Timothy. Without Tim's knowledge, Axel would go under disguise as Jason, and cost the duo their tag team championships.
Jason Kennedy has since been the only man in history to hold both the FWF Championship and FWF World Tag Team Championships simultaneously, eventually retaining his title against his rival, Axel Payne, at that year's Climax.
[3] The Febreze Brothers 2.0
The inaugural FWF World Tag Team Champions were one of the best. Jayden Christopher and Ricky Lynch held the belts two times while teaming, and a third time during their blood feud in late 2018. In early 2018, FWF had been fully rebranded. No longer were the two-minute title reigns and comedy elements, it was time for a more serious product.
Funny enough, one of the comedy elements of FWF did stick around, that being The Febreze Brothers 2.0. The original Febreze Brothers were of course Latcho and Jayden Christopher, the two founders of FWF. Once Latcho went on to his part-time status and Jayden had achieved much single success, the boss felt as if he should retire from the ring all together, then came Ricky Lynch. After being friends for nearly 5 years, Jayden brought Ricky into FWF as a way to help create a new star, and to help gain some love back for pro wrestling.
What ensued was one of the best tag runs in recent memory. Ricky and Jayden would win a tag tournament in January of 2018 to become the first-ever FWF World Tag Team Champions, and from then on they defended against all tag teams.
Their first challenge came in the form of Black Lotus, after only 28 days of holding the titles, they would lose to Adam and Vampz in a slugfest at Chambers of Chaos. After another month, the two teams would battle in a Three Stages of Hell Match where The Febreze Brothers would once again win their championships, becoming two-time World Tag Team Champions.
After that, they would hold the belts for an impressive 77 days, defending against their former rivals and new teams, such as Infamous. Around May of 2018, Jayden would be blindsided by a returning RJ Munchies, and would be put out of action for over a month, causing him and Ricky to relinquish their coveted titles.
When FWF’s One-Year Anniversary came along on June 16th, Ricky was ready to team up with his mentor and recapture their belts, yet Jayden chose Latcho as his partner. When they lost to British Devastation, Ricky snapped. He attacked both Latcho and Jayden, and turned on his former mentor to become a solo act.
It would take months for the two to meet again, but when they did, it was hard to watch. After his failed FWF Championship run, Ricky would return at the Rumble PPV and enter a tag team battle royal as Jayden’s partner, where he would attempt to eliminate Jayden from the match, accidentally hitting challenger Jalen Xander off of the apron, giving him and Jayden another Tag Team Title.
The two stared at each other, angry and confused, not knowing what to do about their situation. On the next episode of Blackout, Ricky and Jayden were scheduled to defend their belts against the newly formed team, Yakuza. Ricky decided to no-show the match, and Jayden defended the belts alone in a handicap match, where Yakuza would capture their first FWF World Tag Titles.
After the match, Ricky would brutally attack Jayden, busting him open and wiping Jayden’s blood on his chest. The fans, disgusted, had no idea what would happen to FWF. For the next two weeks, a new show rose, ‘FWF is Ricky.’
Nobody knew when the nightmare would end, until Jayden chased Ricky down to his own home and they brutally fought in a brawl that would see both men crashing off of the second-story bedroom.
This all lead up to the main-event of Climax III, Jayden and Ricky finally faced off in a match for the ages, where Jayden would just barely defeat Ricky in an hour long No Holds Barred Match.
The two stars only crossed paths one more time, at the End of the Year Awards 2018, since then neither have interacted with each other.
[2] The Howling
Today, DDG and Jay Storm are both former (and current) FWF Champions, but every story has its humble beginnings. For the first few months of their runs here in FWF, it seemed as though DDG would be destined to become the top champion, and Jay would fight mostly for the now-defunct U.S. Championship. Then came Climax III.
At this show Jay Storm took one step further into his future super-stardom by winning the Money in the Bank Briefcase, while DDG successfully defended the Triple Crown Title. Soon after Timothy would defeat DDG for his singles gold on an episode of Blackout, and after that, the two best friends would decide to fight for the World Tag Team Titles.
They would challenge the lethal Yakuza for their tag belts on Christmas Day, and win. From then on they would trade the belts back and forth, eventually losing their second title reign due to U.K's Finest.
Although neither reign was that long, The Howling/Yakuza feud brought FWF's tag division back to the promise land, and gave hope to future teams looking to make their names in FWF. Soon after they lost the tag titles, The Howling would team with perhaps FWF's biggest underdog, EC Collins.
The trio would go on to defeat Butcher in a three on one handicap match to capture the FWF Trios Championships, becoming the third team to do so. Since then they have spent 272 Days as champions, and counting. This officially makes them the longest reigning champions, of any title, in the history of FWF.
[1] Yakuza
Jayden Christopher often sights Yakuza as one of his favorite creations. For nearly a year, Razor Matsumoto and Akira Nguyen were on their own, moving randomly throughout FWF’s shows, not having a place in the company. Then, lightning struck.
After a brief meeting, Jayden introduced the two competitors, and thus began the most dominant team in the history of FWF. Soon after meeting each other, the chemistry became apparent, the two Japanese stars would enlist the managerial skills of Razor’s wife, Akane Matsumoto.
Akane would lead her boys to their first Tag Title on an episode of Blackout in late 2018, the duo would hold the titles for 41 days. During that time they would defend their championships in an exhausting match at Climax, against the team of Johnny Cass and Jalen Xander, led by former FWF Champion, Duane Carter.
They would eventually lose their belts to the team of Jay Storm and DDG, The Howling, on Christmas Day. From then on, perhaps the best tag feud in FWF history would commence. Over the next three months, The Howling and Yakuza would battle multiple times, with Yakuza picking up the belts once again, before dropping them right back to The Howling three weeks later.
Before all of this, Yakuza would win the Tag Team of the Year Award for 2018, and after the feud with The Howling, they would battle in an emotional retirement match for Akira at Meltdown in 2019. The match was nominated for a Match of the Year Award in 2019, ultimately losing out.
Since then, Akira and Razor have returned as of FWF’s fifth Rumble Show in November of 2019. Since the event, they have been quiet, but one day they will return.
CONCLUSION
With some reigns lasting 6 Days, and other lasting months, the FWF World Tag Team Championships have always added a welcomed element of surprise to the promotion. Out of all of the teams in FWF's History, few have been able to say they have held tag gold, but the majority that have, have been etched in history as some of the greatest competitors in FWF history.
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2020.01.01 19:24 NotBlarg Game Grumps 2019 Summary Part 1

This post is designed to look at everything the Game Grumps have done in the past year. Both positive and negative. Everything on this list caused a stir in the Game Grumps community. I have multiple sources and if it was a talking point in two or more of those, then it was added to the list. Anything else I deemed irrelevent/nitpicky and thus ignored. I found last year's post a bit too opinionated, so I've decided to stick to the facts and remove my personal opinion, though some might have slipped through the cracks.

To fit everything on here, a brief summary has been made, but understand that context is important, and to get all the details, check the source material. Essentially, I will give you the information, but it's up to you to interpret it. To help you, links and/or timestamps have been provided for most things on the list, (I decided to add them a couple months in, but I got lazy and didn't want to dig through several months of videos to find links for things I already wrote) and I've double checked all of them to make sure they work.

Due to the amount of things that happened this year, this list had to be split into two parts. You are currently reading part one which covers the first half of the year. Part two covers the rest of the year plus some miscellaneous stats. A link to part two can be found at the bottom the summary, as well as right here.
Link: https://www.reddit.com/rantgrumps/comments/eiku5t/game_grumps_2019_summary_part_2/

Other than that, happy reading.


Game Grumps 2019 Summary


Wendy's Roasts Arin
https://twitter.com/wendys/status/1081255721449197569?s=21

Skyward Sword Streams
After defeating The Imprisoned, Arin jumps from a high ledge and dies
Dan says that he could of used the sailcloth
Arin says he forgot
Dan says you can't complain when it was entirely his fault
Arin says its not his fault the game sucks (Part 5 - 1:38:56-1:39:26)
Arin says he hates a fan's mother (Part 5 - 1:41:09)
Finale video release was delayed by 5 weeks as they normally record a backup but forgot this time
Luckily someone recorded the stream and gave it to the Grumps
SwizzlyBubbles releases This is How You DON'T Play Skyward Sword
It's over 6 hours long
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufIEhPTd880

Ten months after the thumbnail and Game Grumps intro were changed the Game Grumps VS Intro is finally updated
First instance: Big Crown Showdown Part 2 (January 7)
No Game Grumps VS Intro between April 24 - December 1 (From STAR WARS: THE WORST RACER to Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games)

Game Grumps 2019 Update Video
Removal of the second upload Monday through Friday
Monday: 10 Minute Power Hour (Moved to The Grumps in July)
Tuesday: Streams (Changed to Friday then back to Tuesday) - Weeks without Streams - 30
Wednesday: Animations
Thursday: Compilations (Changed to Friday and replaced with the Fan Show) - Many clips are repeated and some people went uncredited for creating the videos or credit went to the wrong person. Compilation creators Bman64, GrumpsMoments, John Odd, and Silent Lion have all either stopped making compilations or had their channels deleted for unknown reasons.
Another Schedule change happened in November

Dan officially announces that he has a girlfriend
A fan destroys a copy of Dan's Ninja Sex Party outfit and rants about Dan's girlfriend in a fit of jealousy
Link: https://www.reddit.com/gamegrumps/comments/ahh7ra/do_any_of_yall_know_what_happened_im_confused_and/

New Game Grumps Merch Arpeegees
$25 for 3 random pins of varying rarity
Link: https://twitter.com/gamegrumps/status/1083789718335057925?lang=en
They do not have genders as they are androgynous
Arin asked for Male Harpy fan art
Link: https://twitter.com/egoraptostatus/1084660229604691969
Arpeegees receives its own website
Link: http://arpeegees.com/

Kiwi Farms creates a thread about Arin (has changed into Game Grumps as a whole)
Suzy also has a thread

Kitty Kat Gaming Shuts down
Suzy will not be uploading anymore videos to Kitty Kat Gaming and will instead do streams
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXsdk7r1JaE
This might not be true as the last stream appears to be three years ago
Suzy Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kittykatgaming

Allie the Game Grumps Social Media Manager posts a picture on Twitter and Instagram about Jon Benet Ramsey a 6 year old girl who was brutally murdered
Comments on both Twitter and Instagram are negative and even Arin's mother comments
Link: https://imgur.com/m3e0md5
Mother's comment: https://i.redd.it/gsgwug3nrya21.png
After about 7 hours both posts were taken down, an apology was made, and Allie took full responsibility
Link: https://www.reddit.com/gamegrumps/comments/agx3v4/removed_newlockscreen_post/

Double Switch Playthrough
Finale is the Grumps talking over another person's footage
No credit was given to the owner of the footage other than showing the video title
Owner's video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF-WTVEgfV8
Owner's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1hYTBZ0dFjntk9PQf0ld6g

Guest Grumps with Weird Al

Arin Streams Kingdom Hearts on Egorapter Channel
Charity Stream for Healing Horse Therapy Center
Over $55,000 raised
Link: https://twitter.com/egoraptostatus/1087120238552899585?lang=en

Resident Evil 2 Demo
Walkthrough was needed in order to complete the demo
Despite a promise of playing the full game on release, this has yet to be fulfilled

Arin's Biggest Freakouts Compilation Released
What is this from Sonic 06 was in the video but was requested to be removed by Vernon and it was confirmed, that all other compilations will not be including anything from the Jon Era.
Link: https://imgur.com/PlSot6i
No official reason was given as to why the clips are to be excluded

Psycho Waluigi Playthrough
Arin chews out Axel Rose for using the N-word in some of his songs in the 80's
Wizkid creates the video "The Hypocrisy of Arin Hanson" which is a compilation of every time Arin has said the N-word
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyaFLqob9Vc&feature=youtu.be
Arin's statement about using the N-word comes to light
Link: https://www.resetera.com/threads/lets-have-a-conversation-about-youtubers-a-megathread.103119/#post-18487134

Super Mario Bro U Deluxe Playthrough
A remastered version of a game they already played with Jon
Arin does not mention the previous host Jerry (Part 1 - 0:21-0:30)
Dan calls a 1-Up a 1-Man then says he calls it an Extra Guy. Arin asks why it was gendered (Part 17 - 9:30-10:05)
Arin has been calling it a 1-Man for years
Link: https://www.reddit.com/gamegrumps/comments/5d1vqe/one_man_or_free_guy_compilation_of_one_man/ (Video is now private for unknown reasons)

Ninja Sex Party Perth Concert
A fan takes the band's used water bottles and takes them home with them
Link: https://www.reddit.com/NinjaSexParty/comments/ap4bjp/managed_to_score_some_awesome_souvenirs_by/

Arin asks to get in contact with RedLetterMedia
Link: https://twitter.com/egoraptostatus/1095437257551429633?lang=en
So far no collabration has been released nor has a public response been made

SlackerTV Releases The Fall of Game Grumps
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QY8vdrLF_Y
Aftermath Video
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXX-Z8r1YIQ&t=1s

Game Grumps hits (Suzy) 5 Million Subscribers
To Celebrate one random person received two Game Gyaru T-Shirts
Link: https://twitter.com/gamegrumps/status/1099036103649091584?lang=en

LS Mark Releases Game Grumps Isn't Funny Anymore
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VROGqvnCVOs

February 2019
One of the worst months for both Views and Subscribers
54.65 Million Views (Lowest view count since November 2014)
19.15 Thousand Subscribers (Lowest monthly subscribers gain of all time)

A NSFW Doujin featuring Suzy called Smut Grumps was changed at the request of Arin
Link: https://twitter.com/BlueKittyMusic1/status/1101981512885362688?s=19
The Doujin is still being made with several changes including the main character under the name of Smut Redacted

Dan Turns 40

Sonic Adventure 2: Battle Playthrough
Arin says he 100% beat the game (Part 1 - 6:48-6:59)
Arin doesn't know what Chaos Drives, the thing you feed Chao, are (Part 2 - 11:47-11:55)
Dan reads the same fan-fiction he read in Sonic Unleashed (Part 4 - 1:16-7:17, 9:58-15:14 and Part 5 - 0:36-17:37)
Dan figures it out (Part 5 - 14:17-15:58)
Arin never did the Chao Garden (Part 7 - 4:41-5:15)
Dan says that he had to scrap an already filmed NSP cover of a Michael Jackson song and both Arin and Dan say they can't listen to his music anymore because of the pedo allagations in a documentary. (Part 8 - 3:38-5:04, 6:05-6:19 and 6:52-11:34)
Song 6 of Under the Covers 1 is a cover of Michael Jackson's Rock with You and is still on sale
Link: store.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17 (Reddit does not like this link, so put it into Google)
More fan-fiction (Part 11 - 3:19-13:50 and Part 12 - 1:19-19:28)
Total time spent reading fan-fiction (from given time stamps) 57 minutes and 6 seconds
The total time of the playthrough was 3 hours 53 minutes and 11 seconds (233 minutes and 11 seconds) so 24.4% of the time was spent reading fan-fiction
Arin talks about previous Let's Play plans he had before doing Game Grumps with "someone else" (Part 13 - 10:26-12:32)
Sonic Adventure 2 was one of the most requested playthroughs of all time as well as Sonic being a Game Grumps main flagship series
Dropped after 15 Episodes
This Is How You DON'T Play Sonic Adventure 2
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnFACAQdz9k&feature=youtu.be

Sekiro Playthrough
New Souls type game
Dropped to Streams after 5 Episodes

Nintendo Land: Donkey Kong Crash Course Playthrough
Game they did before with Jon
Jon's high scores are not mentioned and the Jon Mii is deleted
Link: https://imgur.com/RhwxHSa
Link: https://imgur.com/hnof4cy
The Barry Mii was also deleted later in the year (Game Grumps Balldozer Part 1 1:22 vs Steam Rolled Balldozer Part 1 0:32)

Dakimakura Body Pillow Cases Merch
$50 for a body pillow case
Can buy both Dan and Arin as well as their Rule 63 counterparts
Link: https://twitter.com/gamegrumps/status/1112762804593938437?lang=en

Any Video with ProJared in it (Grumpcade, Tableflip, Dragon's in Places) were set to private and later deleted
The Grumps have made no official statement as for the reason why
About a month later some details were revealed about ProJared, his ex-wife Heidi, and Holly
Jared later made a response about the situation
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBywRBbDUjA
Chai and Charlie who made allegation against Jared were both Game Grumps fans and sent their accusations to the Grumps instead of the police (21:30)
The videos were privated without consulting Jared (21:59)
Jared calls out Matt from Super Mega and Game Grumps for harassment and bullying (35:03)
Everything else having to do with this situation is not Grump related

Guest Grumps with Jamie Lee Curtis

Guest Grumps with Brian Regan

Jimmy Jamboree and Franklin Playthroughs (Arin only)
Arin puts on a character for a couple of episodes
Some of the most disliked videos for both the year and the channel

Devil's Third Stream
Allie jokes she was banning people who did not like Jimmy Jamboree (Part 1 - 2:49:09-2:49:22)
Kris, the new stream tech, says they are offline when they are not
The Grumps start talking about personal things
Dan, Ashley, and Allie's plans for the weekend were revealed (They went to a Renaissance Fair)
Some people have come forward saying that Allie has banned them from other streams for what they feel is unfair reasons

Someone asks the House Party Twitter how things are going to include the Game Grumps (They won a contest in 2018 to be placed in the game)
House Party Twitter responds by saying that the Grumps are slow getting back to them so they can't continue
Game Grumps fans do not like this answer
Tweet was later deleted due to backlash
Link: https://www.reddit.com/gamegrumps/comments/bevhmh/house_party_update_re_guys_in_the_game/

Starbomb 3 Tryforce released
Spend $100 on Starbomb Merch (before tax and shipping and handling) to get a free limited edition pin
Link: https://www.instagram.com/p/BwkZhkyH7bx/

Arin lists (Flexes?) his achievements of Game Grumps on Twitter some of which were incorrect
Arin claimed Dream Daddy was second best selling indie game of 2017. It was not.
Arin later deleted the tweet 4 days later after fan backlash
Link: https://www.reddit.com/gamegrumps/comments/bisy9a/dont_you_fuckin_know_who_i_am_i_am_fucking/

LS Mark Releases Game Grumps Is On It's Last Legs
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJaRGtbhEeU
Mark says that in a year if Game Grumps is still making the same kind of content and still doing well, you are more than welcome to dislike the video and comment mean things to him. (6:55)

Twilight Princess Playthrough
Most of this is just normal Game Grumps Zelda Playthrough Quality and I'm for sure missing stuff
Thumbnails contain old Grump heads until episode 46
Matt inserts a fart sound effect in Dan's new NSP promo (Part 5 - 0:07)
Matt apologizes for this after Dan gets upset (Supermega Sekiro Part 15 - 2:26-3:40)
Dan explains a scene from American Pie. Arin says it's gross. Dan tells him to not go SJW on him about a movie from 20 years ago (Part 6 - 9:02-9:55, 12:40-14:23 and 15:24-16:20)
Arin and Dan have to look up a walkthrough after the game tells them what to do and they read it out loud (Part 8 - 1:10-6:44)
Part 15 was lost and skipped but a week later it was found and uploaded
Arin complains that the Stalfos that teaches you moves doesn't look like Link enough (Part 16 7:09-7:30 and 10:03-12:17)
Arin says he doesn't care about world building (Part 18 - 10:44-11:15)
Arin complains that he spent an hour drawing a picture and it didn't become a meme (Part 19 - 0:38-1:27)
Arin says that the story isn't important (Part 20 - 10:33-10:44)
Arin tells a story about a fan who complimented him about his ability to play games and talk to Dan and how hard it is to do that. People were quick to counter, citing examples of every other Streamer and Let's Player (Part 26 9:35-10:38)
Arin says that he got Twilight Princess on Day 1 and beat it in a day and a half (Part 28 - 6:28-6:46)
Dan suggests replaying Sonic 06 (Part 31 - 8:03-8:38)
Dan calls Arin out for not reading dialog (Part 36 - 4:44-7:01)
The entire wagon escort quest (Part 37 - 5:11-26:42)
Dan recommends getting more Heart Pieces reminding Arin that he got stuck on Majora's Mask because he didn't have enough hearts. Arin ignores him (Part 47 - 1:49-2:45)
Arin says that Sonic Fans hate him because he rags on Sonic and gets awesome Sonic opportunities (Part 51 - 6:53-7:25)
Arin says that the Shoop Da Whoop Meme is black face (Part 51 - 13:50-14:30)
Arin complains he did not get a zombie voice actor part (Part 52 - 4:21-4:55)
In the past Arin said that he liked Twilight Princess (Zombies Ate My Neighbors - Part 3 - 10:10-10:19)
This Is How You Don't Play for Twilight Princess Part 1 (Episodes 1 - 45)
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QSJdlljy6k&feature=youtu.be
Part 2 (Episodes 46-64)
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zfKvhBAfSk&feature=youtu.be

Dan comments on Reddit that they are looking for 250-300k Views for a series to continue
Someone points out that there are many series that were in that range that were dropped and that the Algorithm is not a viable excuse
Dan replies with "I'm sorry the truth has upset you."
The responses to Dan's reply are a mixture of sadness and disappointment
Link: https://www.reddit.com/gamegrumps/comments/bidco7/zelda_twilight_princess_meet_spantzz_part_1_game/em23xd5/?context=8&depth=9
Link: https://www.removeddit.com/gamegrumps/comments/bidco7/zelda_twilight_princess_meet_spantzz_part_1_game/em23xd5/?context=8&depth=9
Link to Picture: https://i.redd.it/bhfa0wmyn8v21.png
Dan later removed his reply and apologized
Link to apology: https://www.reddit.com/gamegrumps/comments/bj1472/thank_you_lovelies/

Due to large amount of people expressing their criticisms with modern Game Grumps on their Subreddit, PositivityGrumps Subreddit was made
Link: https://www.reddit.com/PositivityGrumps

Supermega leaves Game Grumps

Ben takes over as the Game Grumps editor
A lot of people had problems with his edits at the beginning, but he listened to criticism and his edits have changed over time
Many people still feel his edits are intrusive especially the voice to text and commercials

Ross opens a Patreon
Link: https://www.patreon.com/RubberNinja

Undertale Stream
Dan says the reason he doesn't play game on the show anymore is because "I have some kind of mental block the makes it hard for me to play and talk at the same time" (Part 5 2:59:29 or 3:02:54 on unlisted version)
People were quick to counter with the fact that Dan has played games for both Game Grumps, Steam Train, Game Grumps VS, and Dan Solo playthroughs
Allie spoils the Pacifist ending
Chat chews her out for it
Allie spoils genocide run
Arin tells Allie to censor Frisk's nips because Frisk is gender neutral and they could have a female exposing nips (Part 6 - 18:49-19:18)
Arin says that they will no longer swear on streams and videos and that they don't need to swear to be funny and that not swearing will be funnier (Part 6 - 57:08-57:43)
The main reason this decision was made because of a Game Theory video
Since then Arin has started censoring himself by saying "frick", "fudge", "heck", etc
Arin gets worried by the lack of donations (Part 6 - 1:18:44-1:19:11)
Arin drinks vodka throughout the stream, and Dan offers to drive him home because of how drunk he is (Part 7 - 2:55:37-2:55:56 or 3:06:09-3:06:26 on unlisted version)
The drinking continues throughout other streams as well
"Gotta donate to give me determination" (Part 8 - 2:07:45-2:07:49 or 2:08:40-2:08:44 on unlisted version)
On what was supposed to be the last stream, Allie forgot her Switch
So instead they played Mario Maker 2 on the Switch (Arin and Dan play Super Mario Maker 2 Stream - 7:00 or 12:26 on unlisted version)
Arin says that Attack on Titan is a Right Wing Anime (Finale - 14:24-14:50)

This is how you DON'T play Super Mario 64 released
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7VlQdlzYOg&feature=youtu.be

Game Grumps Subreddit reaches 200k Subscribers

Dream Daddy Comic Released
Link: https://www.amazon.com/Dream-Daddy-Dating-Comic-Book/dp/1620106310

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Playthrough
Old Grumps heads used from episodes 1-18 and 45-58
One of the fan favourite series for the year (Cases 1 and 2)
Guide was used starting in case 3
Huff Puff Remix released
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-23GlSmkm4
What should be episode 36 comes out as episode 33 skipping 3 episodes and spoiling a major twist almost immediately
Despite someone saying they would fix the issue, the next two episodes uploaded were still out of order
Kris left a comment on the third video stating that the issue will be fixed
The post credit scene was skipped with Arin saying "This is like the post credit Marvel Scenes, who gives an F" (Part 60 - 44:00)
"Thanks watching Phoenix Wright all the way through... all 5 of you..." (Part 60 - 44:23)
Case 5 was untouched
People liked this series so much that they decided to make a Ace Attorney/Game Grumps fan game
Link: https://www.reddit.com/GGAceAttorney/

Dan and Arin's Furry History Compilation Released
Only compilation to have a Jon Clip (1:06:26-1:06:37)

Hashtag ArinAppreciationDay on Twitter
Arin Appreciation Day is not only a hashtag, but also a Twitter page that "is a holiday celebrated every 3 months on the 18th all about Arin Hanson"
Link: https://twitter.com/arinaprofficial?lang=en

This Is How You DON'T Play Spongebob Battle For Bikini Bottom
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq8SjxYj9ls&feature=youtu.be

Dream Daddy Live Event
Event to celebrate the two year anniversary of Dream Daddy as well as the release of the comic books
Q+A with the developers
They also had a book signing at a Barnes & Noble
It did not go well
Link: https://twitter.com/dreamdaddygame/status/1141535149386895362

Game Grumps Live: The Final Party
The last time for the current format of Game Grumps Live which is playing Mario Party with the audience

Supermega opens a Patreon
Link: https://www.patreon.com/supermega

Guest Grumps with Ben Schwartz
Arin states that using mouthwash will kill all the bacteria in your mouth making you more likely to get sick (1:15:42-1:16:05)
He says the same thing again in Arin's Mouthwash Conspiracy Theory later changed to Mouthwash Makes You SICKER?? (8:38-9:58)

Rant Grumps Subreddit reaches 10K Subscribers

Super Life of Pixel Playthrough
Dan tries to tell a story about him sleeping in a car when he couldn't make ends meet
Arin interrupts with a story about his morning bowel movement (13:50-14:48)

Monopoly for the Switch Playthrough
Arin says he doesn't want to say "Crazy" as well as other words because it might offend people in the future (Part 1 - 7:57-9:36)

Game Grumps Garage Sale
A two day garage sale selling old and restocked merch
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6jswlr4Lzc
Day two was canceled due to overcapacity (They received 800 RSPV's but only expected 100 people)
A couple years ago Arin tweeted that he was at a Wendys and over 500 people came
Link: https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1OCLT_enCA758CA758&biw=1920&bih=969&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=esX4Xf3FOMX19APE2b74DQ&q=game+grumps+arin+wendys+meetup+tweet&oq=game+grumps+arin+wendys+meetup+tweet&gs_l=img.3...5458.6564..6747...0.0..0.48.344.8......0....1..gws-wiz-img.xFqX4_y5yAA&ved=0ahUKEwj96rua07zmAhXFOn0KHcSsD98Q4dUDCAc&uact=5#imgrc=h4sCZ0-IUiuZTM:
Several fans were upset because they traveled a large distance to meet the Grumps but now they couldn't
The police had to cut the line for safety reasons
At least one game was sold with a personal note in it (the person was cool with it though)
Link: https://twitter.com/CorySurname/status/1145074308684734464
Arin sold RWBY figures that the deceased Monty Oum gave him
Link: https://shin-cos-zilla.tumblr.com/post/185936003927/im-on-the-right-with-dan-got-these-figures-that
Arin's eulogy to Monty
Link: https://egofaptor.tumblr.com/post/109935479534/monty
Arin comments on the situation
Link: https://twitter.com/egoraptostatus/1145154505589190656
Fans were upset because Game Grumps owns Real Good Touring a Touring Company, as well as selling out of live shows (Between 1-2k Seats), so they should have known that a lot of people would come and overall the situation should have been handled better.
Brent the organizer of the event was proud about how things went
Link: https://imgur.com/a/gxj3u6D
Garage Sale was later reopened online
Link: https://www.instagram.com/p/BzejKcQHTCW/?igshid=1v8s3guee4fj6
Hero Hei releases a video about the garage sale
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luU6JBFrndI
Despite a promise of something bigger and better nothing new has been announced to this date

Due to a large number of people having problems with the mods on the Game Grumps SubReddit, TheGameGrumps SubReddit was created
Link: https://www.reddit.com/TheGameGrumps/
The subreddit hasn't posted anything in awhile so it might be dead
New Mods were later added
Link: https://www.reddit.com/gamegrumps/comments/ck0xw4/new_moderators/
As well as a new rule to allow crticism
Link: https://www.reddit.com/gamegrumps/comments/damkgb/new_rule_update/

Game Grumps Glitches Compilation released
All the swear words in future compilations and videos will now be censored
The censoring is very inconsistent as some clips are and some aren't
To censor the clips both the game and voice audio were removed meaning there was no sound making it very noticeable
Fans were noticeably upset
The decision to censor was later taken back and changed to be only the first minute (Mario Maker 2 Part 4 6:20)
Despite this Arin has started censoring the words he uses as well as Ben censoring some words

Ding Dong and Julian comment on the Dream Daddy Drama
Ding Dong's comment: https://www.reddit.com/rantgrumps/comments/c79mwg/oneyplays_and_dingdong_and_julian_and_dreamdaddy/esebaeq/?context=3
Follow up comment: https://www.reddit.com/rantgrumps/comments/cnznog/chatmort_has_a_new_video_criticizing_arin/ewkwt66/?context=3
Julian's comment: https://www.reddit.com/rantgrumps/comments/c79mwg/oneyplays_and_dingdong_and_julian_and_dreamdaddy/esfbkcx/?context=3

Game Grumps Intro changes Arin's hair streak to pink
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOsn2Ed81co

Hard Times releases a joke article about Game Grumps
Link: https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/newest-game-grumps-episode-just-14-minutes-of-games-title-screen-while-arin-and-dan-discuss-how-weird-it-would-be-if-they-kissed/

Arin says that he never was mean to anyone nice to him
Link: https://twitter.com/egoraptostatus/1145965967731650560
People were quick to point out that in Paper Mario Arin is passive aggressive about someone helping Dan choose what badges to wear after Dan asked for help (Part 76 2:57 - 9:05 and 10:40 - 14:20)
Arin says he used to mess with people a lot more when he didn't get recognized as much (Why won't we play Minecraft?? 8:22-8:36)

Super Mario Maker 2 Playthrough
Dan says that they should give up on Ross's level in the first episode (Part 1 - 11:55-12:50)
Ross appears in several episodes
"Everything we've ever done in the history of this show that you've hated, has been because of the algorithm." (Part 4 - 6:58)
Dan says that he was hoped "I'll teach you the ways" from the Power Hour became a meme. It didn't, so Ben put in some edits saying "Let's make this a thing!", forcing the meme.(Part 13 - 9:43-10:45)
"Eat the lettuce" repeated 29 times (Mario Maker 2 only Parts 31 - 51)
"Ahh the French" repeated 51 times (Mario Maker 2 only Parts 31 - 51. "California Champagne" was not counted)

Nine years after its initial release Arin removes the N word from Metal Gear Awesome 2 as well as change the thumbnail

Dream Daddy gets a port to both Switch and Mobile devices

Chat-Mort Release Why I don't Like Game Grumps Anymore
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOs0_WQkRHA&feature=youtu.be
Part 2 - Arin Actually Made It Worse Oh My God
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmYLCX5MM0w&feature=youtu.be

This is How You DON'T Play for Sonic Adventure DX
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXWbWgW1--w

Dream Daddy Live Event at San Diego Comic Con
Link: https://twitter.com/dreamdaddygame/status/1149043370515259393
Event to celebrate the two year anniversary of Dream Daddy
Q+A with the developers
Canceled: https://twitter.com/dreamdaddygame/status/1151240507894325248

Super Mario Maker 2 Stream
They accidentally shut off the stream PC so the first stream just cuts off
Link: https://twitter.com/GameGrumps/status/1151284404448198656

Game Grumps turns seven
More than three months later, a 7th anniversary pin was released
Link: https://twitter.com/GameGrumps/status/1177266584894758913
The Price is $28 + shipping and handling

Game Grumps opens a YouTube Membership
$5 for to support the Grumps and you get access to their Discord, pre-stream podcasts, and chat emojis
Pre-stream podcasts later release as normal videos (only one episode so far)
Streams have been cut so no more pre-stream podcasts as well as nowhere to use chat emojis
According to people on the Discord, Allie is very active, Arin rarely shows up, and Dan never shows up

Game Grumps opens a new channel The Grumps
Annoucement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT0cDl9AvcM (0:13 - 1:25)
Link to new channel: https://www.youtube.com/thegrumps
Many people were asking about the previous channel Grump Out
According to the Game Grumps Discord (Allie) they forgot the password and Barry is the only one who has it
Two shows are currently on The Grump. The 10 Minute Power Hour (moved from Game Grumps) and The Show With No Name (Changed to Good Content)
The Show With No Name was originally designed to answer fan questions and highlight fan content in order to engage and talk more with the audience but that is no longer the case since changing the name to Good Content
Allie, the social media manager, is the producer of Good Content
Arin says that he is fine with The Show With No Name to have clickbait (Twilight Princess 46 - 1:04-2:17)
No new shows have been thought of. (Dan's on a Celebrity Wikipedia?? 1:17-1:28)
Since the move, the Power Hour views have dropped about 300 to 400k. Maybe more.

Arin asks on Twitter if he can be on Drunk History
Link: https://twitter.com/egoraptostatus/1153852746379874304?s=21
So far no collabration has been released nor has a public response been made

Guest Grumps with Michelle Visage
Dan tells a story about a person who pretended to be a security guard who followed Dan and Arin backstage. (46:10-46:29)

jacksepticeye uploads I Rented Really Expensive Cameras Just To Talk To Arin Hanson
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9_ZzX-qnic

Sr Pelo releases Every StoryTime Animation
The video was an over the top animation about Story Time Animators
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3viekW3AnRA&feature=youtu.be
Arin says that the animation was mean and that old sytle Newgrounds cartoons like these are not good fun and hurtful
Link: https://twitter.com/egoraptostatus/1156735123397550080?lang=en
Chris (OneyNG who is an old Newgrounds friend of Arin's as well as Cohost of Doodle Doods and lived with Arin for several months) responds
Link: https://twitter.com/oneyng/status/1156758386614181888?s=21
Link: https://twitter.com/OneyNG/status/1156766311269261314
Link: https://www.reddit.com/OneyPlays/comments/ckmnnt/this_one_tweet_hit_harder_than_any_other_for_me/
Cory Spazkid (Another of Arin's old Newgrounds friends) responds as well
Link: https://twitter.com/Spazkidin3d/status/1156782289315082241
Link: https://twitter.com/Spazkidin3d/status/1156820471406649349
Link: https://twitter.com/Spazkidin3d/status/1156950172104056832
BlueBreed (Smut Grumps Author) response
Link: https://twitter.com/blue_breed/status/1156739757138952192
The situation quickly spun out of control and "Arin" was even trending on Twitter (Supposedly at Number 1)
Sr Pelo's response
Link: https://twitter.com/_SrPelo_/status/1156808074549706752
Arin's comment on the situation
Link: https://twitter.com/egoraptostatus/1156968893346246656
Despite Arin's response, people were still upset as it was a non apology and only mentioned himself
While others threatened to kill anyone who didn't leave Arin alone (Might have to click on the picture to see the whole thing)
Link: https://twitter.com/JaxInTheBox69/status/1157146391027675136
Sr Pelo's reply to Arin's response
Link: https://www.reddit.com/gamegrumps/comments/cks8y3/all_is_well/
Spazkid's reply to Arin's response
Link: https://twitter.com/spazkidin3d/status/1156993905059147776?s=21
LS Mark (who was the egg crossing their arms in the animation) releases on his second channel Arin Hanson is the dumbest man alive
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abSD-o6DqRM
Game Grumps Instagram comments get put on limited due to the controversy

Someone leaked some images from Suzy's Alt Twitter (starboy2345) that was in protected mode
Link: https://imgur.com/gallery/8hpppot
Same date as second Tweet: https://imgur.com/a/8KJB3ZU
Arin also has a Alt Twitter that is in protect mode (georgewilsonesq)
Nothing from Arin's Alt has been leaked
Most of it is speculation but more details can be found here
Link: https://www.reddit.com/rantgrumps/comments/da3lm0/arins_secret_alternate_twitte

Continued in part two.
Link: https://www.reddit.com/rantgrumps/comments/eiku5t/game_grumps_2019_summary_part_2/
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2019.12.30 13:19 tom275bo Figuring out the ultimate Loser of the Decade

Inspired by previous posts, I am trying to figure out who is the true loser of the decade in WWE. Starting on the January 4th 2010 show of Monday Night Raw, the first loser from that show will be the Inaugural WWE Loser. Then whoever the "champion" beats, becomes the new WWE Loser, so on and so on. The title can change hands by any means necessary. Whoever loses the match, wins the "championship"
(This is a men's "belt" just so it's easier to track)
(Matches sourced from Cage Match and ProFightDB)
Name Event Date Notes
Jack Swagger RAW January 4th 2010 Pinned by MVP in a Fatal 4-way. THis show also included the return of Bret Hart.
Santino Marella WWE Superstars Taping #1 February 8th 2010
William Regal RAW June 14th 2010 Special Guest Referee: Vladimir Kozlov
Darren Young WWE Superstars Taping #1 October 4th 2010
Conor O'Brian FCW Hog Wild '10 - Day 1 November 19th 2010
Derrick Bateman WWE NXT Season 4 Taping #4 December 28th 2010
Byron Saxton WWE NXT Season 4 Taping #10 February 8th 2011
Big E Langston FCW Tampa Show (Feb '11 #2) February 17th 2011
Jacob Novak FCW TV Tapings March 17th 2011
Byron Saxton WWE NXT Redemption Taping #6 April 12th 2011
Conor O'Brian WWE NXT Redemption Taping #10 May 10th 2011
JTG WWE NXT Redemption Taping #12 May 24th 2011
Yoshi Tatsu WWE NXT Redemption Taping #36 November 15th 2011
Johnny Curtis WWE NXT Redemption Taping #37 November 22nd 2011
Percy Watson WWE NXT Redemption Taping #40 December 13th 2011
Heath Slater WWE NXT Redemption Taping #45 January 17th 2012
Trent Baretta WWE NXT Redemption Taping #46 January 24th 2012
Johnny Curtis NXT TV Taping #14 August 9th 2012
Michael McGillicutty WWE Smackdown! Taping September 25th 2012 Dark Match
Dean Ambrose WWE WWE Live (Raw) September 28th 2012
Dante Dash NXT TV Taping #22 October 11th 2012 Dark Match
Baron Corbin NXT Tampa Show (October '12 #2) October 18th 2012 Baron Corbin's First Match (per ProFightDB)
Sawyer Fulton NXT Tampa Show May 9th 2013
Cal Bishop NXT Tampa Show July 25th 2013
Aiden English NXT Tampa Show November 1st 2013
Kalisto NXT Tampa Show November 14th 2013
El Local NXT TV Taping #92 March 13th 2014 Dark Match
Konnor NXT Largo Show May 2nd 2014
The Big Show WWE WrestleMania 31 March 29th 2015 Dark Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royale vs Adam Rose, Alex Riley, Big E, Bo Dallas, Cesaro, Curtis Axel, Damien Mizdow, Darren Young, Diego, Erick Rowan, Fandango, Fernando, Goldust, Heath Slater, Hideo Itami, Jack Swagger, Jimmy Uso, Kane, Kofi Kingston, Konnor, Mark Henry, Ryback, Sin Cara, The Miz, Titus O'Neil, Tyson Kidd, Viktor, Xavier Woods, and Zack Ryder
Ryback WWE Money In The Bank '15 June 14th 2014
Adam Rose WWE Main Event Taping June 16th 2015
Fandango WWE Superstars Taping #325 June 29th 2015
Heath Slater WWE Main Event Taping June 30th 2015
Dolph Ziggler WWE Monday Night Raw January 4th 2016
Tyler Breeze WWE WWE Live January 8th 2016
Goldust WWE Monday Night Raw May 2nd 2016
Tyler Breeze WWE WWE Live May 28th 2016
Kalisto WWE Smackdown! Taping July 12th 2016
Viktor WWE Main Event Taping July 19th 2016
Heath Slater WWE Smackdown Live September 27th 2016 Note1
Curt Hawkins WWE Great Balls of Fire '17 July 9th 2017
Scott Dawson WWE Wrestlemania 25 April 7th 2019 Note1
Zack Ryder WWE Monday Night Raw April 15th 2019 Note1
Mike Kanellis WWE Monday Night Raw July 15th 2019
Jackson James WWE 205 Live #138 July 16th 2019
Note1: Became "champion" due to previous title holder not winning any singles match. The next match the champion is in, the wrestler who gets pinned becomes champion.
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2019.12.17 06:12 Viridian4892 My predictions for the Winds of Winter

Ive been nervous for a long time that GRRM may never come out with Winds of Winter or Dream of Spring. Supposedly, the former may have a July due date, but that remains to be seen
Anyways, I spent months reading and rereading the five books and watching the show and putting together how I think the last two books will go together (in addition to the events of the show, other sample chapters that were released, through major editings to the events of the show, or through alternate events entirely)
Note: This is Part 1 of two parts (second part is Dream of Spring), and they’re both long as fuck. Ill try to do the second part another day
THERE IS NO TL;DR
The Winds of Winter: •Edmure: Jeyne still acts in defiance in her mourning for Robb. Lannister soldiers put on watch over her for the next two years were told to kill her however if she tries to flee the Crag, however her mother will not stand for it and has her household guard prevent her from leaving her quarters. She cuts her wrists in her bath
•Barristan: Barristan defends Meereen against Yunkish trebuchets & slave-soldiers, Qartheen camelry, Tolosi slingers, Mantaryan chariots, and the New Ghiscari Iron Legion - but is injured. Jhogo, Hero, and Daario are brutally executed and their heads are flung into Meereen
•Victarion: Rhaegal & Viserion go mad from an undisciplined use of the Dragonbinder and burn many of both the Yunkish and Meereenese. The Iron Fleet joins the battle against the Volantene Fleet, the remains of the Meereenese Fleet, and Qartheen & Elyrian raiders
•Tyrion: Tyrion convinces the Second Sons to join Daenerys and betray the Yunkish, and takes Barristans place in commanding Meereen’s defenses (Ben is later paid by Daenerys but denied all that Tyrion promised him for his disloyalty)
•Daenerys: Daenerys takes pity on the Dosh Khaleen as she is defiantly reduced to rags by the Khals. She has a nightmare of Viserys, which inspires her to burn the Khals. Rakharo, Aggo, Irri, & Jhiqui track Daenerys to Vaes Dothrak, and watch as she burns the temple and frees the Dosh Khaleen who now worship her. She finally mounts Drogon in front of the Dothraki (who is attracted by the great flames), and claims the Khalasars who now fear her
•Aeron: Aeron is given Shade-of-the-evening, and is then tied to the prow of the Silence along with Falia Flowers, who is beaten, pregnant, naked, and had her tongue ripped out
•Theon: a captured Theon is spared by Stannis after revealing that Bran and Rickon are still alive, however he is now his prisoner. Wyman Manderly betrays the Freys and takes them by surprise (he is killed in battle later against the Boltons). Hother Umber is taken prisoner by the Boltons to force Mors Umber to turn against Stannis. Harrion Karstark and Greatjon Umber both decide to begrudgingly join forces with the Boltons in their opposition towards the wildlings (especially towards Sigorn in Harrion’s case). Arnolf Karstark is forced by Stannis to attempt to assassinate Roose through Stannis holding his son Arthor hostage, however Roose foresees this and kills Arnolf first
•Jon: Jon’s body was placed in the ice cells by Edd and the Brothers of the Watch to preserve it for Stannis. Gilly’s baby has died from the cold. Jon now sees through Ghost
•Benjen: Dywen & Alliser’s group ends up somewhere in the Lands of Always Winter. They spot wights, Others, and some sort of Other who seems like a kingly figure. The Others bring a wildling to an altar with a gaunt scarred lifeless woman who has silver hair (one green eye, one blue) and bleed her, turning him into an Other
•Arya: Arya lures Raff the Sweetling into a trap and murders him. She is reminded she again stole from the Many-Faced God, and that he will soon want his payment for these lives. She is then sent to work as a child whore in a brothel
•Sansa: The Tourney of the Winged Knight is held and its members are decided and orchestrated by Littlefinger. Alayne and Harry are to be betrothed - with him having been told she is Sansa, and despite Harry being cocky and cruel, he attempts at kindness towards her, and because of this Sansa does develop some feeling of comfort towards him. Shadrich, one of the winged knights, corners Alayne/Sansa while she is alone, rapes her, and then kidnaps her to take her to King’s Landing, in actuality also working for Qyburn & Cersei
•Brienne: Brienne leads Jaime to Lady Stoneheart in order to save Podrick and Hyle Hunt - however warning him first. Stoneheart puts him on Trial, and they are able to convince her of their efforts to find her daughters, and of “Arya” and Sansa’s whereabouts. Jaime also confirms that Jeyne Westerling was escorted back to The Crag by Ser Forley Prester with Edmure Tully who was escorted to Casterly Rock, and lies to her - telling her Jeyne gave birth to a child that may be Robb’s (witholding that her mother took measures to prevent that). Stoneheart decides to let Brienne redeem herself, and sends her and Podrick along with several members of the Brotherhood under the command of the Blackfish (who was found by the Brotherhood after escaping Riverrun) to the Vale to rescue Sansa, and with her rally the Vale to retake Winterfell. On the way they encounter Timett and the Burned Men, and the Blackfish (who has been extremely tactful and lucky) ends up slowly dying from an infectious chance wound given to him while killing Timett
•Jaime: Jaime and Hyle Hunt are kept by Stoneheart as hostages of the Brotherhood, until they get “Arya” back. The Brotherhood plans to poison the Frey and Westerland guests during the wedding of Daven Lannister and Tyta Frey at Riverrun, and this ends up consisting of most of Walder’s heirs (not including Roslin notably who is in Lannister custody), while Walder’s throat is slit by Stoneheart herself. Greatjon Umber is released, who was transferred from the Twins to Riverrun, along with other prisoners of the Red Wedding, and Harrion Karstark was freed from Maidenpool at the request of the Boltons (this is prior to their siding with Roose - as Greatjon sees that Stoneheart is no longer Catelyn). Stoneheart plans to deal with the Boltons next to save Arya, but it is revealed to her that the Boltons never had the real Arya. In the midst of this story she hears of Jeyne Poole going to the Wall and the death of Jon Snow, and she for some reason decides to abandon the Brotherhood (who will over time break), while Hyle and Jaime escape - however Hyle is killed in chase. Ilyn later finds Jaime and brings him back to King’s Landing
•Daenerys: The Dothraki sack Volantis as Daenerys burns Yunkai, winning her the war. She is informed Prince Aegon is alive by Tyrion - and of Illyrio’s intentions, and learns he has taken Storm’s End. She now feels urgency to finally move west and leave Slaver’s Bay under harsher care to help it rebuild. She accepts Jorah into her service again, and Marwyn pledges his service to Daenerys as her maester. Archibald Yronwood and Gerris Drinkwater depart for Dorne with Quentyn’s bones as well. The Tattered Prince is paid - but refused Pentos for not reclaiming the lives of the Meereenese hostages. Victarion proposes his marriage offer to Daenerys in exchange for the Iron Fleet. She declines, but pledges her own - to give him the Iron Islands if he ferries her armies to Westeros and helps her take the Iron Throne. With this, she leaves Slaver’s Bay under the rule of Skahaz, with the weakened Belwas as his guard, and has Xaro Xhoan Daxos and Hizdahr executed (both of whom are betrayers)
•Areo: Areo is ordered by Doran to accompany Obara and Balon. They first arrive at Vaith, where they’re hosted
•Arianne: Arianne travels to Ghost Hill with her Sworn Shield and companions
•Sansa: Brienne and Podrick, now separated from the Brotherhood due to the snow, encounter Shadrich and a group of sellswords on the road to Gulltown, with a girl with dyed hair. She realizes it’s Sansa and slays Shadrich and his sellswords. She swears Sansa her sword, and offers to take her to the Wall. Sansa also reaffirms to her she did not poison Joffrey
•Theon: Stannis is driven back en route to the Wall (now via the Kingsroad instead of the Wolfswood) by the Frey-Bolton forces and a terrible lasting blizzard hitting them in the open during a failed siege (the same siege where Wyman Manderly dies). The total effort loses him a great number of men. In this time Ramsay takes Torrhen square and Dagmer is flayed
•Davos: Davos reaches Skagos with Wex Pyke, and meets some Skagossi. He over time learns they are culturally skinchangers (explaining the legends of cannibalism), and has no luck finding Rickon (who is hinted to live on via Shaggydog, green eyes of a greenseer). Davos does find his direwolf, Shaggydog, and discovers he was claimed by a Skagossi skinchanger who may have knew who Rickon was. He also learns that the Skagosson may have discovered how to cure greyscale (Davos later shares this information with the Citadel via raven from the Wall, writing as legibly as he can). Wex believes the Skagosson are hiding something, and the two find subtle clues that Rickon was cannibalized and Osha was sacrificed. Before being sacrificed to a Weirwood themselves, they escape for the Wall. Wex decides to join the Night’s Watch at Eastwatch rather than return to Lordsport
•Arya: Arya endures the life of a bed slave. However she murders Meryn Trant using the face of another. Realizing that the Kindly Man will punish her again with an even worse assignment, she finally decides to run away from the House of Black & White and become Arya again, and reclaims Needle. The waif begins hunting her, and fatally injures her
•Sandor: The Brotherhood is broken. Lyle Crakehall and Jon Bettley scour the Quiet Isle looking for Clegane who is rumored to be there, however he flees. Sandor tries to remain a changed man, but the brothers are taken captive to question. Crakehall later defeats Lem (as the Hound) and his men, and Sandor gives the gift of mercy to Lem and buries them, deciding for himself that pacifism may not be the way, and destroying his old helmet. He is encountered by Thoros and Jack-Be-Lucky, who manage to get him to join them in heading North
•Cersei: The crown takes the heads of a few of the surviving Freys - Aegon Bloodborn (an outlaw anyways), Black Walder Frey (the last survived in line before Cleos’s sons become Lords of the Crossing), and Walder Rivers (a bastard) for the Red Wedding to try and quell any notion of future rebellion with unhappy Northern lords, in order to get them to rally against Stannis alongside the Boltons. With Jon Snow’s murder, the crown takes a coincidental victory, abandoning their intentions of sending assassins to the Night’s Watch
•Areo: Areo, Obara, Balon, and their men at arms arrive at Skyreach where they are again hosted. Areo reflects on his life as one of the Bearded Men. He begins to suspect Obara to have been in league with Darkstar all along. They arrive at High Hermitage, and Areo confirms his theoey. He slays Darkstar and takes her prisoner, however Obara pits Areo and Swann against each other over the death of Oakheart. Areo manages to kill Swann, however Obara kills Areo
•Arianne: Arianne meets Aegon at Storm’s End and decides for herself that he’s legit, and woos him. They announce they will marry, sealing the pact Doran and Willem Darry had made, and Dorne becomes his ally
•Aeron: The Alchemist (Jaqen H’ghar) hands the stolen key of Archmaester Walgrave to Euron, so that Euron can access the hidden knowledge of the Citadel when he sacks it, however he leaves the gate unlocked. This is later how Sam sneaks out hidden documents
•Sam: Sam remembers the dragonglass beneath dragonstone that Stannis told him about, and sends Jon a raven about it. He also sends Davos’s findings about the cure for greyscale to King’s Landing, however the grand maesters refuse to let him to remedy any afflicted individual in order to prevent its spreading. Euron goes to battle with House Hightower and sacks Oldtown. Samwell Tarly flees the Citadel with Gilly during the sacking with documents he shouldn’t have. Urswyck and other members of the Brave Companions are in Oldtown during the sacking. Zollo is cut down, and Urswyck is taken as a prisoner to be mutilated aboard the Silence because Euron doesn’t like the way he looks, while others are allowed to join Euron’s men
•Jon: Stoneheart arrives at the Wall alone. Out of her love for Ned, she finally forgives Jon for a sin he never committed, and gives him her life so that maybe he can avenge the Starks and reclaim their home. His soul which clung to Ghost (red eyes of a greenseer) returns to him through Melisandre’s magic and Stoneheart, killing Stoneheart. He then hangs his betrayers
•Arya: Arya is found washed up on the canal by an ornary and elderly water dancer, who patches her up and later offers to train her. After a few weeks she is found by the waif - who kills her new dance instructor. Arya brings the waif into a dark building, where she kills her with Needle (having learned to fight blind)
•Jon: Ser Desmond Grell and Ser Robin Ryger arrive at the Wall and take the Black under Jon Snow, who gives them command of Sable Hall and Deep Lake. Kedge’s group was killed by wights, and Dywen returns alone, as Alliser was killed by an Other, as he tells Jon the Others have a king. Jon leads a ranging party towards Hardhome, as Tormund has not returned
•Bran: Bran learns they are not allowed to leave. Jojen is eaten by the Earth Singers and fed to Bran to enhance his abilities via weirwood paste, while Meera is to be next. Bran breaks the magic that protects them to allow the dead into the caves, so they can escape in the chaos
•Jon: Hardhome is in chaos due to the immense number of freefolk there. They will not leave due to wights in the surrounding forests and they are surrounded by sea. Tormund and his men have spent days trying to organize them, while Cotter Pyke is afraid that he will not be able to manage another trip - having lost five out of eleven ships on the way there. Jon, Emmett, and his men arrive with Morna White Mask and other wildlings to try and help the situation, however wights begin to attack Hardhome in large numbers as a blizzard comes. Morna White Mask dies in the effort. Jon sees the King of the Others as what few freefolk they could save finally evacuate on Pyke’s ships, as he reanimates all the dead freefolk they couldnt save as wights
•Theon: Stannis returns to the Wall. He in time becomes jealous of the admiration the Wildlings give to Jon Snow, now seeing him as a god due to the stories of his resurrection. Jon tells Theon he wont kill him because he is Stannis’s prisoner, and because he now knows Bran and Rickon are alive. Stannis eventually tells Jon he realizes he tricked him to protect Mance, after he captured him at Winterfell from Ramsay’s cages. He apprehends him for treason, and offers him his life - but only if he kills Mance by the sword, where Val jumps to her death after Mance allows Jon to kill him. Jon no longer considers Stannis an ally, and persuades him to leave for good. He does, declaring he intends to make Winterfell his new seat instead once the snows are done falling. He leaves for the Nightfort with his men. There’s news of the Weeper’s men choosing to take the Black at Shadow Tower, however they attempt to take to take the tower, forcing the Night’s Watch and the Free Folk to kill them and creating mistrust again. Stannis attempts to recuperate his numbers by forcing wildlings to his cause, but most are resistant. Stannis begins burning many of them in mass. Sigorn is among the resistant who are burned, as well as Ygon Oldfather and Devyn Sealskinner. Cregan Karstark submits and takes the Black, and then rapes and murders Alys Karstark after Sigorn’s death. Jeyne Poole is also raped and murdered by other brothers of the Night’s Watch, who are all executed along with Cregan. At the Nightfort, Horpe loses his sanity, and begins murdering officers in the middle of the night - one being Axel Florent. Horpe is executed. Stannis begins to decline mentally while trapped at the Nightfort from the weather. Melisandre eventually convinces him to burn his daughter to bring an end to the snow, which leads to his wife’s suicide. Some of his men also come down with greyscale afterwards, notably Suggs. Stannis eventually chooses to march again on Winterfell against advice as the snow has ceased. Theon, Asha, and the ironborn are left behind to find their own way to the shore, with Stannis not wishing for them to fall into Bolton hands
•Cersei: There is a coup in Dorne initiated by Obara Sand. Daemon Sand kills Doran Martell, and Houses Uller, Gargalen, Manwoody, Fowler, & Wyl have declared for Aegon. Arianne is declared the Princess of Dorne. Myrcella’s body is recovered by the City Watch with hundreds of stab wounds, Nymeria Sand being the one to send it to King’s Landing as a message
•Jon: Davos returns to Castle Black, and tells Jon of his findings there and the potential fate of Rickon, and they become friends in their wisdom. Sansa arrives at the Wall with Brienne and Podrick and embraces Jon. Jon decides after everything that has happened, including being killed and resurrected, he must try to forsake his vows again, and ride south to reclaim Winterfell from Roose or Stannis. Sansa sends a raven to the Eyrie to reveal herself to the court, and calls on the Vale for aid from Littlefinger and Harry Hardyng in the battle. Fat Walda has a boy, and Roose is murdered by Ramsay, and Fat Walda and her baby are fed to Ramsay’s hounds. Stannis rides again by the Kingsroad, but Ramsay’s forces encircle them leagues away from Winterfell (unlike Roose who waited within Winterfell) and crushes them. Stannis is nailed to a cross-post with a crown of thorns on his head, and lit aflame in the coming battle. Alysanne Mormont is killed in this battle against the Boltons by crossbow, along with Robett Glover. Corliss Penny and Godry Farring both fall defending Stannis. Justin Massey returns too late with sellswords from the Stormbreakers, the Company of the Rose, and the Wolf Pack (companies founded by Rivermen and Northerners), so he supports Jon instead to avenge Stannis. Jon dresses as Ned did in Stark armor, hair as well, and sets out with a wildling army, leaving Emmett as Lord Commander. He is joined by Men of the Northern Mountains and some of the remaining North Lords. Ramsay threatens to claim Sansa as his new bride, since she was never wed to Harry and “Arya” is dead
•Cersei: Garlan Tyrell leads an uprising in the Shields with the support of Paxter Redwyne and Osbert Serry, who are both slain, and the Ironborn are thrown back into the sea. Loras dies of his injuries, and Margaery becomes a member of the Most Devout as repentance for her crime of fornication, and does no Walk of Attonement. They declare her innocent of treason to Cersei’s fury, as it can only be proven that Elinor drank any Moon Tea. Qyburn plots, and Hallyne performs. Osney and Osfryd are executed, and Osmund is brutally killed by Robert Strong. The Great Sept is blown to bits during Cersei’s trial. Tommen jumps to his death
•Bran: Bran and Meera are saved in the Haunted Forest by a different Coldhands, who brings them on their path to the Wall. He tells them his name was once Stonesnake
•Jon: Ghost also fights in the Battle of the Bastards. Many Freefolk fall, notably Gerrick Kingsblood, Soren Shieldbreaker, and Borroq along with his boar
•Sansa: Lyn Corbray, who felt cheated by Littlefinger, molests/murders Robin and blames Littlefinger via trial by combat. Yohn Royce knows Corbray’s guilty and is surprisingly Littlefinger’s champion, slaying him. Harry is the new Lord of the Eyrie. Galbart and Maege come to Winterfell with Robb’s will, in which he declared Jon his heir. This cements the lords declaring Jon their new King-in-the-North, much to Littlefinger’s surprise. Sansa has confused feelings of attraction towards Jon. Hallis finally has Ned’s bones buried in the Crypts under his statue
•Cersei: Cersei crowns herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms - despite numerous arguments made against her claim. She appoints her new council, and shows signs of paranoia and tyranny. She begins executing those who spoke against her claim. Jaime finally arrives in time to witness her coronation
•Daenerys: Moqorro tells Daenerys she is the Princess That Was Promised. Barristan tells Daenerys about Aerys II and Aegon V. Daenerys plays Cyvasse with Tyrion who teaches her things about the minds of politicians, and Daenerys decides he will be her new hand because of his experience. Daenerys has a final vision of Quaithe while in her cabin, foretelling her dragons deaths, Jon Snow, the Others, Cersei, and her burning King’s Landing. Daenerys arrives at Dragonstone on the Iron Victory, with six bells in her hair
•Rolland: The Tyrell garrison that took Dragonstone opens the gates to Daenerys. Rolland Storm is released from the cells they placed him in and remade castellan. Daenerys holds a council where new allies may swear fealty. Olenna becomes one of her allies due to Margaery’s death at the Great Sept, under Varys’s orchestration. Varys swears himself to Daenerys, secretly planning her alliance with Aegon. Arianne lends Aegon’s allegiance to Daenerys, but publically declares Olenna and Tyrion enemies. Aurane Waters and Edric Storm also choose to lend her their support against Cersei
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2019.11.06 20:45 coldcynic Lost in translation, part 5: a guide to the translation of the second half of the book Sword of Destiny

A dragon to make the preview look nice
Part 1, analysing Danusia Stok's translation of the short story The Witcher in depth
Part 2, covering the rest of her translation of The Last Wish
Part 3, analysing David French’s translation of A Little Sacrifice in excessive depth
Part 4, covering DF’s translation of the first three short stories in Sword of Destiny
TL;DR: French’s capital sins are translating ‘Surprise Child’ and just ‘Surprise’ as ‘Child of Destiny’ as well as botching the punchline of ‘Something more’ by not including ‘Something more’ in it. Consistently translating ‘ashen’ as ‘mousy’ has proved damaging, too. There’s good stuff, too, though.
A LITTLE SACRIFICE was covered in Part 3.
SWORD OF DESTINY
I
“He found the first body around noon.”
A corpse.
  • French uses italics for what the dryads’ arrows are saying, but he doesn’t for Geralt’s thoughts as far as I can remember. It’s a solution not really used in the Polish literary tradition.
“Long ago, he thought, continuing on his way. Long ago.
Well, that’s progress.”
‘Well, that’s’ is redundant.
“He deluded himself that it was not too late.
But it was.”
Why are you doing this to me? ‘It was.’ One word in Polish.
“‘Gláeddyv vort!’ A voice like a breath of wind. A voice, not an arrow. He was alive.”
I’m only quoting it because I felt a need of something I could praise. ‘He lived’ might have done the job, still, it’s good.
  • I feel I don’t need to comment on Elder Speech beyond noting that the modern languages traditionally learnt in Poland were French and German (and Russian under Communism), so it mostly managed to feel foreign without being incomprehensible.
“‘Will you let him die like a dog?’”
Decent save. The original doesn’t mention a dog, just uses a verb that’s used for deaths of animals and human deaths with little dignity.
“‘Then let us go.’
‘Yes,’”
Geralt uses an archaic ‘then.’ Braenn’s language arguably betrays her peasant origin. Her ‘yes’ is ‘ano,’ which is colloquial and mostly used to, huh, emphasise things in a non-committal way?... It either goes with Geralt’s and her ‘let us go’ to make the exchange ‘let us go’ ‘aye, let us,’ or is meant to be in isolation, which seems very colloquial and a bit strange, perhaps signifying that she’s forgetting the language. Later, she doesn’t say ‘be silent,’ but ‘shut your mouth,’ in a way that’s more colloquial than even that English phrase suggests.
II
  • The creature threatening Ciri is a ‘wij,’ which does mean ‘myriapod,’ points for research, but a non-zoologist might just think of something that moves in a snake-like fashion. Or meanders, the related verb is also used for rivers.
“She had fair, mousy hair and huge, glaringly green eyes.”
The word for ‘fair’ just means ‘light’ (also ‘bright’ and ‘clear’), for ‘mousy’ is actually ‘mouse-ashen,’ and her eyes are ‘poisonously green.’
“‘Who are you?’ he asked. ‘How did you get here?’”
He thous her, of course, like he and Braenn do each other.
“‘Let us get out of here,’ Braenn suddenly said, looking all around. ‘Where there is one yghern, you can usually expect another.”
Braenn’s language is very colloquial and rather dated, and her word choices can be—childish. Oh!
“What, did you fall from the sky into Brokilon?”
I believe that’s one of possible answers to ‘where do babies come from?’
“The boy’s clothes, the jacket with a red hood she had on,”
The Little Red Riding Hood reference is on the nose in Polish, where the tale is called ‘Little Red Hood.’ Ciri’s wearing a ‘little red hood’ here.
  • Ciri lifts her head, moments later, Braenn says ‘This is Brokilon.’ French adds ‘haughtily’ and ‘proudly,’ respectively, but Sapkowski uses the same adverb.
  • French renders what Geralt calls Ciri as ‘imp,’ but it’s the same snot-based word that he translated as ‘maid’ and ‘girl’ earlier. ‘Brat’ might be a touch too strong, but the word is definitely condescending.
“The Witcher smiled hideously. ‘Be careful, Braenn,’ he said. ‘I’m not that pup”
In general, Polish uses ‘pup’ to refer to young, inexperienced people quite a lot, mostly boys and young men. It’s rather condescending, not always, though.
“‘What’s the matter?’ ‘I’ve done something . . . To my leg.’”
More like ‘something’s happened.’
• ‘Scamp’ is another translation of that snot-related word.
“‘I’m staggeringly intelligent.”
‘Wise,’ maybe ‘smart.’
“‘I asked you if you bolted from Nastrog Castle before or after the wedding?’ ‘I just scarpered and it’s none of your business,’”
‘Bolted’ and ‘scarpered’ are the same verb in the original, of course. You can tell Sapkowski used the same one from the fact that it was translated in different ways nine words apart.
  • At this point the word ‘smarkula’ (from ‘smarkać’ – ‘to blow one’s nose’) has been translated as ‘maid,’ ‘girl, ‘imp,’ scamp,’ ‘brat,’ I’m probably forgetting a few. Let’s not forget Ciri has a runny nose.
“‘Noble lord . . .’ Ciri began after a long, long silence. ‘My name is Geralt. What’s the matter?’ ‘I’m awffy, awffy hungry.’”
‘Awffy.’ Huh. It’s a Scottish word with hardly any hits on Google. Just read the rest of this paragraph in the voice of a bad impression of Mel Gibson doing a Scottish accent. The original word, ‘okropecznie,’ is an emphatic version of ‘okropnie,’ ‘awfully,’ which, I believe, is only used by Ciri in the books, and mostly by her in all of the language. Wiktionary, quoting an early 20th century dictionary, suggests that it’s a dialectal form, though, in which case Ciri might have picked it up from a servant or foreigner, or translated a Skellige phrase this way, so a Scottish expression suddenly seems brilliant.
  • ‘Centipede’ is ‘stonoga,’ literally meaning ‘hundred-legs[-creature].’ A great many zoological terms have native renditions in Polish.
  • ‘Eerie wife’ is ‘dziwożona.’ Quite good. ‘Dziw-’ is related to being surprised, strangeness, wonders, fright, unease… I’m not sure if it’s meant to bring ‘dziwka’ (‘whore’) to mind. Seeing as it seems like a racial slur, it might.
  • Ciri is a princess now, a ‘księżniczka.’ Geralt says she’s a future princess of Verden, switching to ‘księżna,’ a prince’s wife (or, in other cases, a princess regnant…) rather than someone born into royalty.
III
“On the side of those who will lose. Who have to lose. Sooner or later.”
‘who have to lose. Have to. Sooner or later.’ I suppose this choice on French’s part implies he believes certain repetitions just don’t work in English because its grammar doesn’t put as much information into single words as the Polish one does (in this case, the repetition, ‘Muszą.,’ implies ‘they,’ or, in the context, ‘who … to lose’). I have to admit it’s a valid opinion.
“He had frequently met princesses – and even queens –“
This is bad. I talked about it all the way back in Part 1. Polish has a separate word for a king’s daughter, and it’s there, where French put ‘queens’ for some reason.
Geralt, promise you won’t tell anybody. It’s a terrible secret. Dreadful, I’m serious. Swear.’”
French came up with the brilliant ‘awffy,’ then decided to use ‘terrible’ here.
“My mama was a witch, so you’d better watch your step. And my papa was enchanted, too.”
Ciri’s use of ‘mama’ and ‘papa’ isn’t justified by the Polish text, but it makes sense, she’s posh. ‘Witch’ is ‘czarownica’ and ‘enchanted’ ‘zaczarowany,’ both related to ‘czar’ - ‘charm,’ ‘spell.’
“And grandmamma said she won’t let anyone . . . that the whole ruddy castle will collapse first.”
‘Ruddy,’ as a British euphemism for ‘bloody,’ well, I can see what he was going for. In the original, Ciri is trying to say ‘cholerny,’ which comes out as ‘chorrel... chorremy.’ I wouldn’t think of it as a tongue-twister, but the makings of it are there. To clarify, she’s not trying to use a euphemism, she just can’t pronounce the word properly.
  • ‘Rascal’ now joins the list of translations of ‘smarkula.’ It’s not that Polish has few words for putting children in their place (on the contrary, many English words have a dizzying array of Polish translations), it’s just that Sapkowski sticks to one and French doesn’t.
““I, cat, know how to outwit them; I have one thousand, two hundred and eighty-six ways to outfox those hunters, so cunning am I.”
This fox sure could be appointed the professor of cunning at Oxford University, but French gilds the lily by using ‘outfox’ here.
“Little dryads fell asleep listening raptly to the wind blowing in the trees. Little witchers fell asleep listening raptly to their aching arms and legs.”
‘Little dryads fall [not fell] asleep listening to the rustle of the trees. Little witchers fall asleep listening to the ache of muscles.’ Yes, ‘listening’ isn’t a good enough translation of ‘wsłuchany,’ which conveys a sense of being lost in the experience of listening to something, like a great tale. Still, this passage relies on brevity, so while ‘raptly’ does the job, it makes the passage too wordy.
V
“Duén Canell, the Place of the Oak. The Heart of Brokilon.”
Polish doesn’t have articles, so it’s hard to say if ‘Heart’ should be capitalised.
“Ervyll is beside himself . . . He’s sending out word, terrified that your grandmother’s army is marching on him.”
He’s specifically sending out wici, a very cinematic if impractical way of calling banners.
“Before his eyes was the beautiful, slender dryad and her impudent smile. Vatt’ghern, bloede caérme. A witcher, dammit.”
‘A witcher, bloody fate.’
VI
 “‘No, White Wolf,’ the dryad plunged the comb into the little girl’s mousy hair again.”
Ashen hair.
“wishing to protect yourself from extinction and oblivion. From nihilism.”
Nothingness, not nihilism.
“‘But the forest was cleared there a hundred summers ago!’
‘What is a hundred summers to Brokilon? Or a hundred winters?’”
Polish has a word for ‘years,’ but the standard plural of ‘year’ is ‘summers,’ which drives home Eithne’s rejection of human norms.
"The Sword of Destiny has two blades . . . You are one of them."
'Two edges' would be less ambiguous, even if 'blade' technically refers to an edge for cutting. [added December 2019]
“He, alone, on his knees, giving a rose to a woman with mousy locks spilling from beneath a narrow, gold band.”
Ashen hair.
VII
  • ‘Whence’ and ‘whither’ are everyday words in Polish.
“Geralt, crouching, started to circle, but Levecque did not, instead attacking at once, leaping forward in two strides.”
‘Geralt, crouching, started to move in a semicircle, but Levecque didn’t circle/move in rounds, he attacked immediately, getting to him in two leaps.’
“‘There is no Mona. Mona was a dream. I am Braenn. Braenn of Brokilon!’”
Redundant exclamation mark.
VIII
“‘Geralt, you demanded a vow from Calanthe, then from Pavetta and her husband. The vow has been kept. Ciri is the Child of Destiny. Destiny demands . . .’”
‘Ciri is a/the Surprise. Destiny demands…’
“Our destiny is asleep. And when she awakes . . .”
‘Our surprise is asleep.’
“Ciri was standing on the brow of the hill, a tiny, grey figure with windblown, mousy hair.”
Ashen hair.
  • The final paragraph might just echo the ending of A Heart of Darkness.
SOMETHING MORE
I
“Most of them, including the privilege of weekly use of his rosy-cheeked young wife,”
Wait, what? ‘Złotolitka’ pretty much means ‘Goldencheeks,’ it’s a name, not an adjective.
“‘What am I doing?’ he said grimly. ‘What the fuck am I doing? Well, so be it.”
I have no idea what ‘the fuck’ is doing there. ‘On earth’ would be pushing it.
  • As for Geralt’s face that was white as cheese: a version of cottage cheese is implied, naturally. Many modern cheeses are dyed orange, anyway, they’re made of milk, after all.
“A battle was raging there – but Yurga could not see anything apart from a furious swarm,”
You guessed it, ‘but’ shouldn’t be there.
III
  • The Polish editions I’ve seen don’t use any breaks in the graphical layout of the text to indicate the start of flashbacks. Maybe the newer ones do.
“Geralt stopped to let through a frenzied procession, boisterous and wild, which was barring his way and lurching towards him.”
Almost literally ‘Geralt stopped to make way for the lurching towards him, way-barring procession, boisterous and wild.’
“He declined and gently but firmly pushed away the man, who was staggering and splashing beer all around from the small cask he was carrying under one arm. Geralt did not want to drink.”
French adds ‘Geralt’ here, but it makes sense. In Polish, even without it, it’s not confusing whom the last sentence refers to.
  • The festival is called Belleteyn, which is about as non-Slavic as it can be. But it’s a bit like Kupała’s night.
  • The May King and Queen are called the King of May and the May Queen, curiously.
‘Beltane! May Day Eve!’
Besides them there was a struggle, a squealing and the nervous laugh of another young woman, feigning a fight and resistance, being carried off by a young man into the darkness, beyond the circle of light.”
I would have gone with ‘May Night,’ but there might be an explanation I’m not seeing. The following paragraph is Sapkowskian in avoiding verbs: ‘Beside them a struggle, a squeal, a nervous laughter of a young girl [I see why he went with ‘woman,’ though, I’d say maybe 20 years old. The Polish word for ‘girl’ might just extend a few more years] being carried by a boy into darkness, beyond the circle of light.’
“‘Yennefer.’
Wide-open, violet eyes blazing in a pale, triangular face.
‘Geralt . . .’”
See? It’s doable. No verbs where they don’t belong.
“Of course, we’re doing the same thing. It’s Beltane, after all. Only you caught me, so to speak, in flagrante delicto.’”
She doesn’t use Latin (and there’s a lot of Latin, later on, in the novels), but I’d say it’s forgivable.
“‘At dawn,’ she said, smiling more and more falsely, ‘when they really let themselves go, they won’t pay any attention.”
The smile is ‘sztuczny’ from ‘sztuka’ – ‘art’ and ‘craft.’ The word, among other things, means ‘fake’ in the sense ‘artificial’ (made with art or craft). I’d say ‘false’ is just a bit off. Yes, the smile isn’t true, but the focus here seems to be that it’s maintained with an effort, with acting.
“‘Yen—’ The rest of the words stuck in his throat.”
I think I haven’t remarked before on how Polish literature doesn’t use ‘—’ like this, sticking with ’…’ for when you don’t finish a thought. I suppose because ‘—’ is used for dialogue, as I explained in one of the previous parts.
  • This time, Yennefer’s hair is raven-black.
“They looked at one another for a long, long time, and the red reflection of fire flickered on their faces.”
It plays on their faces. Like a child.
“And the thought of doing with you . . . what I meant to do with that young blond boy . . . According to the same rules . . . The thought, Geralt, seems to me somewhat improper. An affront to both of us.”
‘Blondie’ might have worked better. The thought should seem unpretty, but that’s an unpretty word.
“Because, as you can see, I’m glad we’ve met. Truly. Let’s sit together for a while. Alright?’
‘Let us, Yen.’”
‘Because, you see, I’m glad.’ Then: ‘Alright?’ ‘Alright.’
“I’ll ask her calmly how she’s doing . . . ‘Nothing to report,’ she said, and something in her voice quavered.”
Literally ‘I’ll ask her calmly what’s to hear with her… ‘ ‘Nothing’s to hear with me.’ The expression means, roughly, ‘how are you doing,’ a less colloquial ‘what’s up.’
“What if we live longer than them? After our winter will come the spring, and we shall not be reborn;”
This passage was just butchered. ‘So what that we live longer than them? After out winter there will be no spring, and we will not be reborn.’
“I desire you, Yen, he thought, I desire you, but you know that. You know that, don’t you, Yen?”
‘I desire you, Yen, he thought, I desire you, after all, you know. After all, you know that, Yen.’ ‘Want’ could also work and the ‘after all’ is equivalent to ‘doch’ in German.
“Caresses and touches. He touching her. She touching him.”
‘Caress and touch. His. Hers.’ But apart from that, this is one of the best-translated passages in the book. What can I say.
“A cry. Hers? Black eyelashes. A moan.’
‘Black eyelashes. Wet [the eyelashes]. A moan.’ While it’s important they’re wet, this is a poetic passage and I can respect the choice to preserve its form. After all, an English reader wouldn’t necessarily know what was wet, while in Polish, it’s very clear, as the adjective changes form depending on what it describes.
“‘Do you remember when we met in the Owl Mountains?”
No idea what happened there. Kestrel Mountains, of course. Also, ‘Góry Pustulskie’ kind of makes you think of ‘pustynia,’ the word for ‘desert.’ Poland actually has a range called Owl Mountains, famous for a vast Nazi German project that was started there.
“‘We’re made for each other,’ she whispered. ‘Perhaps we’re destined for each other? But nothing will come of it. It’s a pity, but when dawn breaks, we shall part. It cannot be any other way. We have to part so as not to hurt one another. We two, destined for each other. Created for each other. Pity.”
‘Made for each other’ and ‘created for each other’ are the same phrase, French should have stuck with a choice.
IV
“‘Well, what can I say, it’s a base world,’ he finally muttered. ‘But that’s no reason for us all to become despicable.”
‘It’s a hideous world around us.’ Like Geralt’s smile. And face. And squint. Later: ‘no reason for us all to become hideous [literally: hideous-ise, if you’ll excuse the neologism].’
“‘Where are we?’ ‘We’ve forded the River Trava, now we’re in the Groundcherry Forests.”
The river is called ‘Trava’ in Polish, which doesn’t have the letter ‘v,’ using ‘w’ for the sound, instead. ‘Trawa’ means ‘grass.’
  • Yurga’s speech is overall dated. Geralt thous him, and he ‘mastepan Witchers’ Geralt.
“‘And which of them . . . Which of these boys is the celebrated Child of Destiny?’”
‘The famous Surprise?’
"‘When the child was born six years ago she summoned me and ordered me to cheat you. And kill it.’
‘You refused.’
‘No one refuses Calanthe,’ Mousesack said,"
And kill Geralt, not the child! And to find him, not cheat him. The latter is kind of funny. The text has 'odszukał,' but French must have misread it as 'oszukał.' [discovered by wiedzmin in December 2019]
“And the colour of her eyes. As in the past, she was wearing a narrow, gold band on her mousy hair.”
Ashen-grey hair. Is this the passage that was used to defend her hair colour on the show?
“‘Greetings, Calanthe of Cintra.’”
Not nearly formal enough. He says something not unlike ‘hail’ in ‘Hail Mary.’
“As you correctly observed, this isn’t a fairy tale, it’s life. Lousy and evil. And so, damn it all, let’s live it decently and well.”
‘Damn it all’ has particular texture: ‘to cholera and the plague.’
“You will not compel me to make a choice I do not wish to make. I apologise for the form, but not the content.’”
An unnecessary ‘but.’
“‘But you witchers do not stop searching?’ ‘No, we don’t. But it’s senseless. Nothing has any point.’”
‘It doesn’t make sense. Nothing makes sense.’
  • In 1990, soon after the symbolic fall of Communism, the Polish parliament made access to abortion more difficult, and in 1993, it abolished legal abortion due to difficult living conditions. Geralt’s pro-choice speech can be viewed in the light of the debate on the subject.
“You will not take the child? Definitely?’ ‘Definitely.’ ‘And if . . . If destiny is not merely a myth? If it really exists, doesn’t a fear arise that it may backfire?’ ‘If it backfires, it’ll backfire on me,’ he answered placidly.”
‘Backfire’ is a strange choice, especially for a quasi-Medieval era. ‘Exact its revenge.’
V
“I saw what had been tied around your leg. It was meant to be a dressing, but it was a poor attempt.’”
‘It was meant to imitate a dressing, but it did so ineptly.’
  • Visenna is an old Slavic name, apparently. It makes one think of spring.
VI
  • Riverdell, or Stok’s Transriver, is ‘Zarzecze,’ ‘the area beyond a river,’ like Trastevere or Trans Tiberim, the part of Rome.
“‘Home . . . Do you live in the city?’
‘No, outside the walls.’
Sapkowski makes use of the gród-podgrodzie dichotomy. Gród was the walled Slavic proto-castle, and podgrodzie (‘by-the-gród’) was the proto-town around it. In this reconstruction of the way the first capital of Poland looked around 1025,, the two parts on the left are the gród, and the two on the right podgrodzie. Some podgrodzia were not walled, such as, I think, the one where Yurga lives, as well as Vizima’s in TW1. Podgrodzia were essentially proto-suburbs.
“We used to call that hill Kite Top, but now everybody calls it the Sorcerers’ Peak or the Mountain of the Fourteen.”
Kite Top, yes, but ‘kite’ as in a kind of mushroom. Also, all three names are based around ‘mountain.’
  • The first of the Fourteen is Axel called Raby. ‘Raby,’ apparently, means ‘spotted’ or ‘marked with pox scars,’ but it’s a very rare and/or dialectal usage.
VII
“‘And then? What is there, beyond the fog?’ ‘Nothing,’ she smiled. ‘There is nothing more.’”
Her response isn’t a play on the title, it should have been ‘nothing is there’ or something similarly neutral. The Polish text has ‘more’ there, but the phrase is so flipped there’s no mistaking it for the title.
“‘Then speak it.’ ‘Yennefer . . . Yennefer of Vengerberg.’ ‘And the flowers are mine.’”
The flowers are for her.
IX
  • French refuses to use Yurga’s wife’s name several times, I suppose because he believes Goldencheeks is a bit weird.
“He broke off, seeing a small, very slim, mousy-haired creature walking slowly behind the boys.”
Ashen-haired.
“The Witcher turned away from his horse with a swift, agile movement and ran to meet her. Yurga stared open-mouthed.”
‘The Witcher turned away from the horse with a lightning-like, agile movement. And ran to meet her. Yurga stared, awed.’
“They came together in the centre of the farmyard. The mousy-haired girl in a grey dress.”
Ashen-haired!
“Goldencheeks shrieked softly. Yurga hugged his rosy-cheeked wife”
Just his wife.
“Yurga could not see his face hidden among the mousy hair.”
Ashen-haired. I’m almost starting to think it’s a conscious choice. But it’s not right.
“‘You found me! Oh, Geralt! I was waiting all the time! For so very long …”
Awffy long.
“He knew he would not understand it, but he waited for it. And heard it.”
‘but he waited…’ is ‘ale czekał na nią. I doczekał się.’ To use a neologism, ‘but he waited for it. And he waited it through.’ His waiting came to a fruitful end.
“‘You’re more than that, Ciri. Much more.’”
Recently, I realised that he kind of has a point. It very much should have been ‘You’re something more, Ciri. Something more,’ but it might feel a bit off in English, without noun declination to ground it.
No, it’s a weak argument. It should have been translated literally. French closes a reasonably good translation with many really creditable moments on a terrible, terrible mistake whose memory will live on as long as people draw breath and use Netflix.
And that's it! Two books finished, six to go.
I’m looking forward to feedback. Most importantly, let me know what’s better, detailed analysis that’ll take years, or broader coverage that can be finished in a few months?
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2019.10.05 19:23 WaffleCat3367 What if all of these characters fought each other?

Yeah I wrote all this.
The characters are sorted by franchise. The battlefield is the entire multiverse. Last one alive wins.

Real Life:
An average Australian man
Cristiano Ronaldo
John Cena
John Quinones
Michael Sorrentino
Louis Cyr
LeVar Burton
Matt Sadler
Gordan Ramsey
James Portnow
Susan Wojcicki
Super Mario:
Mario
Luigi
Princess Peach
Princess Daisy
Bowser
Bowser Jr.
Toad
Blue Toad
Yellow Toad
Purple Toad
Green Toad
Toadette
Birdo
Rosalina
Kamek
Larry Koopa
Morton Koopa Jr.
Wendy O. Koopa
Iggy Koopa
Roy Koopa
Lemmy Koopa
Ludwig von Koopa
Cappy
Dorrie
Honey Queen
Nabbit
Pauline
Plessie
Professor E. Gadd
F.L.U.D.D.
Toadsworth
Boom Boom
Goomba
Fawful
Kammy Koopa
King Bob-omb
Bob-omb
King Boo
Boo
Madame Broode
Piranha Plant
Petey Piranha
Pom Pom
Bullet Bill
Banzai Bill
Reznor
Tatanga
Wart
Buzzy Beetle
Chain Chomp
Captain Toad
Waluigi
Baby Mario
Baby Luigi
Baby Peach
Baby Daisy
Baby Rosalina
Baby Bowser
Baby Wario
Dry Bowser
Dry Bones
Luma
Shy Guy
Metal Mario
Pink Gold Peach
Geno
Mallow
Huey
Kirsti
Wanda
Polterpup
Perry
MC Ballyhoo
Big Top
Fly Guy
Fat Guy
Sombrero Guy
Spear Guy
Spy Guy
White Shy Guy
Robo Mario
Doopliss
Cosmic Mario
Cosmic Luigi
Dr. Mario
Dr. Bowser
Dr. Peach
Dr. Luigi
Dr. Yoshi
Dr. Toad
Dr. Toadette
Dr. Bowser Jr.
Dr. Ludwig
Dr. Wendy
Dr. Waluigi
Dr. Wario
Dr. Daisy
Dr. Baby Mario
Dr. Baby Peach
Dr. Baby Daisy
Lakitu
Spiny
Cheep Cheep
Swoop
Paragoomba
Sumo Bro
Hammer Bro
Koopa Paratroopa
Pokey
Spike
Peepa
Spiny Cheep Cheep
Monty Mole
Thwomp
Boomerang Bro
Red virus
Blue virus
Yellow virus
Green virus
Light-blue virus
Purple virus
Pink virus
Flomp
Whomp
Walleye
Paper Mario
Paper Luigi
Paper Princess Peach
Paper Bowser
Paper Bowser Jr.
Paper Toad
Paper Blue Toad
Paper Yellow Toad
Paper Purple Toad
Paper Green Toad
Paper Toadette
Paper Birdo
Paper Kamek
Paper Toadsworth
Paper Goomba
Goombario
Goombella
Paper Kammy Koopa
Paper Bob-omb
Admiral Bobbery
Paper Boo
Lady Bow
Paper Piranha Plant
Paper Bullet Bill
Paper Buzzy Beetle
Paper Chain Chomp
Paper Shy Guy
Gourmet Guy
Parakarry
Paper Lakitu
Paper Spiny
Paper Cheep Cheep
Paper Paragoomba
Paper Hammer Bro
Paper Koopa Paratroopa
Paper Pokey
Paper Spike
Paper Monty Mole
Paper Thwomp
Paper Boomerang Bro
The Legend of Zelda:
Link (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
Link (CDI Zelda)
Pokemon:
Red
Ash Ketchum
Lucario
Detective Pikachu
Trubbish
Sonic the Hedgehog:
Sonic
Classic Sonic
Sonic (Sonic Boom)
Sonic (Movie)
Big the Cat
Crash Bandicoot:
Crash Bandicoot
Doctor Neo Cortex
Uka Uka
Halo:
Master Chief
Cortana
Avery Johnson
Jacob Keyes
Miranda Keyes
Call of Duty:
Alex Mason
John Price
John “Soap” MacTavish
Edward Richtofen
Abigail “Misty” Briarton
Nikolai Belinski
Earthbound:
Ness
Paula
Jeff
Poo
Buzz Buzz
Ness’s Dad
Picky
Porky
Ninten
Ana
Lloyd
Teddy
Pippi
Flying Man
EVE
Negative Man
Worthless Protoplasm
Lucas
Duster
Kumatora
Boney
Five Nights at Freddy’s:
Mike Schmidt
Freddy
Bonnie
Chica
Foxy
Golden Freddy
BB
Springtrap
Fritz Smith
DC:
Superman (DCEU)
Batman (DCEU)
Samurai (Super Friends)
Robin (Teen Titans)
Robin (Teen Titans Go!)
Stargirl (Justice League Action)
Marvel:
Iron Man (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Captain America (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Thanos (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Ghostbusters:
Peter Venkman
Egon
Ray
Winston
Slimer
Abby Yates (Ghostbusters 2016)
Erin (Ghostbusters 2016)
Holtzmann (Ghostbusters 2016)
Patty (Ghostbusters 2016)
Pac-Man:
Pac-Man
Ms. Pac-Man
Blinky
Pinky
Inky
Clyde
Mega Man:
Mega Man
Aki Light (Mega Man: Fully Charged)
MegaMan.exe
Mega Man Volnutt
Roll
Dr. Wily
Dr. Light
Proto Man
Cut Man
Bomb Man
Time Man
Oil Man
Metal Man
Top Man
Bomberman:
White Bomberman
Black Bomberman
Blue Bomberman
Red Bomberman
Yellow Bomberman
Green Bomberman
Pink Bomberman
Aqua Bomberman
Plasma Bomber
Magnet Bomber
Phantom Bomber
Golem Bomber
Pretty Bomber
The Lego Movie:
Emmet
Wyldstyle
Benny
Metalbeard
Vitruvius
Scooby-Doo:
Shaggy
Scooby-Doo
Fred
Velma
Daphne
Scrappy-Doo
Super Meat Boy:
Meat Boy
Bandage Girl
Dr. Fetus
Brownie
Memes:
The guy (Hey this is library)
Moetron
No Anime Penguin
Dat Boi
Wreck-it Ralph:
Ralph
Felix
Vannelope
Skylanders:
Stealth Elf
Trigger Happy
Gill Grunt
Kaos
Glumshanks
The A-Team:
B. A. Baracus
Hannibal
Faceman
Murdock
Knight Rider:
Michael Knight
K.I.T.T.
The Goonies:
Sloth
Mikey
Brand
Chunk
Mouth
Andy
Stef
Data
Mortal Kombat:
Scorpion
Raiden
Kitana
Sub-Zero
Liu Kang
Sonya Blade
Johnny Cage
Shao Kahn
Street Fighter:
Ryu
Ken
Guile
M. Bison
Chun-Li
Cammy
Akuma
Zangief
Blend S:
Maika
Kaho
Mafuyu
Miu
Hideri
Dino
Koyo
Vocaloid:
Hatsune Miku
Rin
Len
KAITOMEIKO
GUMILuo Tianyi
UTAU:
Kasane Teto
Uta Utane a.k.a Defoko
Momo Momone
Mako Nagone
Luna Amane
Koe Utane a.k.a Defo Imouto
Taya Soune
Spyro the Dragon:
Spyro
Ripto
Cynder
Elora
Bianca
Gnasty Gnorc
Moneybags
The Simpsons:
Homer SimpsonBart
Marge
Lisa
Maggie
Milhouse
Ned Flanders
Moe
Krusty
Principal Skinner
Superintendent Chalmers
Futurama:
Fry
Leela
Bender
Zoidberg
Scruffy
Harry Potter:
Harry Potter
Hermione Granger
Voldemort
Neville Longbottom
Dumbledore
Hagrid
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them:
Newt Scamander
Jacob
Tina Goldstein
Queenie Goldstein
The Lord of the Rings:
Frodo
Galdalf the Grey
Gandalf the White
Bilbo Baggins
Samwise Gamgee
Gollum/Smeagol
Saruman
Mission: Impossible:
Ethan Hunt
Benji Dunn
Luther Stickell
Jim Phelps
Eugene Kittridge
Claire Phelps
Franz Krieger
John C. McCloy
Gremlins:
Stripe
Gizmo
Billy
Kate
Gnomeo and Juliet:
Gnomeo
Juliet
Powerpuff Girls:
Blossom
Bubbles
Buttercup
Blossom (Powerpuff Girls 1998)
Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls 1998)
Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls 1998)
Powerpuff Girls Z:
Momoko
Miyako
Kaoru
Beetlejuice:
Betelgeuse
Adam Maitland
Barbara Maitland
Charles Deetz
Delia Deetz
Lydia Deetz
Juno
Maxie Dean
Bernard
Otho
Jane Butterfield
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rainbow Dash
Fluttershy
Spike
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls:
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rainbow Dash
Fluttershy
Black Rock Shooter:
Black Rock Shooter
Dead Master
Strength
Black Gold Saw
Chariot
Insane Black Rock Shooter
Mato Kuroi
Yomi Takanashi
Yuu Kotari
Saya Irino
Kagiri Izuriha
Arata Kohata
White Rock Shooter
Lego Dimensions:
Lord Vortech
X-PO
Gamer Kid
The Tri
Portal:
Chell
Atlas
P-Body
GLaDOSWheatley
Cave Johnson
Cake Core
Space Core
Adventure Core
Doug Rattman
Plants Vs Zombies:
Crazy Dave
Dr. Zomboss
Peashooter
Sunflower
Cherry Bomb
Wall-Nut
Potato Mine
Snow Pea
Chomper
Repeater
Puff-shroom
Sun-shroom
Fume-shroom
Grave Buster
Hypno-shroom
Scaredy-shroom
Ice-shroom
Doom-shroom
Lily Pad
Squash
Threepeater
Tangle Kelp
Jalapeno
Spikeweed
Torchwood
Tall-nut
Sea-shroom
Plantern
Cactus
Blover
Split Pea
Starfruit
Pumpkin
Magnet-shroom
Cabbage-pult
Flower Pot
Kernel-pult
Coffee Bean
Garlic
Umbrella Leaf
Marigold
Melon-pult
Gatling Pea
Twin Sunflower
Gloom-shroom
Cattail
Winter Melon
Gold Magnet
Spikerock
Cob Cannon
Imitater
Explode-o-nut
Giant Wall-nut
Giant Sunflower
Giant Marigold
Oxygen Algae
Sea Starfruit
Bramble Sea Grass
Water Gun Grass
Iron Man Nut
Monkey King Peashooter
Pig Squash
Nut Wujing
Monk Sunflower
Nezha Peashooter
Electric Anemone
Aggro Brocco
Pomegunate
Carrotillery
Oak Archer
Ghost Pepper
Laser Bean
Dandelion
Snapdragon
Bonk Choy
Pickled Pepper
Ice Fume Shroom
Fire-shroom
Flamewood
Vine-nut
Super Chomper
Last Star
Calm Chuck
Aspearagus
Beeshooter
Bloomerang
Moonflower
Nightshade
Shadow-shroom
Dusk Lobber
Grimrose
Dazey Chain
Machinarium:
Josef
Berta
Mayor of Machinarium
Black Cap Leader
Fat Black Cap
Thin Black Cap
Smoking Robot
Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots:
Red Rocker
Blue Bomber
Yellow Yahoo
Brown Bully
Orange Oppressor
Silver Stretcher
Purple Pyro
Green Grappler
Pink Pummeller
Black Bruiser
Baldi’s Basics:
Baldi
Principal of the Thing
Playtime
1st Prize
Arts and Crafters
Gotta Sweep
It’s a Bully
Filename2
Cloudy Copter
Joe
The protagonist
The protagonist’s friend
Puzzle Puppers:
Yellow dog
Pink dog
Green dog
Red dog
Crane Game Toreba:
Toreta
Snipperclips:
Snip
Clip
Firefly
Princess
Cactus
Puyo Puyo:
Tee
Arle
Amitie
Ringo
Ally
Carbuncle
Doppelganger Arle
Ecolo
Klug
Popoi
Raffina
Rafisol
Rulue
Dark Prince
Schezo
Sig
Draco Centauros
Harpy
Incubus
Kikimora
Lagnus the Brave
Minotauros
Nasu Grave
Nohoho
Panotty
Serilly
Skeleton T
Suketoudara
Witch
Zoh Daimaoh
Accord
Akuma
Baldanders
Donguri Gaeru
Feli
Lidelle
Lemres
Maguro
Ocean Prince
Onion Pixie
Oshare Bones
Rei
Risukuma
Tarutaru
Yu
Ai
Ess
Ex
Jay
Elle
O
Zed
The Creator
Kirby:
Kirby
Meta Knight
King Dedede
Bandana Waddle DeeNightmare
Dark Matter
Marx
Dark Mind
Drawcia
Yin-Yarn
Necrodeus
Magalor
Queen Sectonia
Dark Crafter
President Haltmann
Star Dream
Hyness
Void Termina
Adeleine
Dyna Blade
Gooey
Keeby
Rick
Coo
Kine
Nago
Pitch
Chuchu
Prince Fluff
Ribbon
Landia
Taranza
Elline
Susie
Acro
Bohboh
Chameleo Arm
Computer Virus
Fatty Whale
Galacta Knight
Dark Meta Knight
Grand Doomer
Heavy Lobster
Heavy Mole
Ice Dragon
Kabula
Kracko
Lololo
Lalala
Axe Knight
Mace Knight
Javelin Knight
Trident Knight
Mr. Shrine
Mr. Bright
Paintra
Paint Roller
Pon
Con
Poppy Bros. Jr
Poppy Bros. Sr.
Pyribbit
Sphere Doomer
Daroach
Wham Bam Rock
Whispy Woods
Escargoon
Lego City Undercover:
Chase McCain
Frank Honey
Ellie Philips
Mayor Geeson
Butch Patterson
Clutch
Natalia
Dunby
Ninjago:
Sensei Wu
Kai
Cole
Jay
Zane
Lloyd
Nya
Legends of Chima:
Laval
Cragger
Eris
Nexo Knights:
Clay Moorington
Diary of a Wimpy Kid:
Greg HeffleyRodrick
Manny
Susan
Frank
Sweetie
Rowley Jefferson
Fregley
Chirag
Holly Hills
Bryce Anderson
Ronnie McCoy
Vice Principal Roy
Poptropica:
Protagonist
Jorge (Comics)
Oliver (Comics)
Resident Evil:
Leon
Peanuts:
Charlie Brown
Snoopy
Lucy
Linus
Robot Chicken:
Robot Chicken
Fritz Huhnmorder
Scribblenauts:
Maxwell
Lily
Doppelganger
Edgar
Julie
Artie
Bruiser
Bubbles
Buzz
Chase
Chilly
Clark
Dale
Duce
Edwin
Flurry
Flux
Glum
Gorge
Guy
Hector
Jack
Kenpo
Larp
Leon
Ludwig
Milo
Mix
Moury
Mox
Patches
Poindexter
Razer
Rex
Scratch
Serenity
Shadow
Stunt
Tanc
Tempo
Tiberius
Tiny
Tony
Tots
Yarr
Splatoon:
Inkling
Callie
Marie
Pearl
Marina
Judd
ARMS:
Spring Man
Ribbon Girl
Ninjara
Master Mummy
Min Min
Mechanica
Twintelle
Byte
Barq
Kid Cobra
Helix
Max Brass
Lola Pop
Misango
Springtron
Dr. Coyle
Bee Movie:
Barry B. Benson
Vanessa
Adam
Ken
Mooseblood
Bee Larry King
Shrek:
Shrek
Donkey
Fiona
Lord Farquaad
Octopath Traveler:
Ophelia
Cyrus
Tressa
Olberic
Primrose
Alfyn
Therion
H’annit
Bubsy:
Bubsy the Bobcat
Drawn To Life:
Hero
Drawn Together:
Captain Hero
Toy Story:
Woody
Buzz Lightyear
A Bug’s Life:
Flik
Finding Nemo:
Marlin
Nemo
Dory
Wall-E:
Wall-E
The Good Dinosaur:
Arlo
Spot
Inside Out:
Joy
Sadness
Anger
Fear
Disgust
Riley
Bing Bong
Imaginary Boyfriend
Captain Underpants:
Captain Underpants
George
Harold
Timmy Failure:
Timmy Failure
Spongebob Squarepants:
Spongebob
Patrick
Squidward
The Loud House:
Lori Loud
Leni Loud
Luna Loud
Luan Loud
Lynn Loud Jr.
Lincoln Loud
Lucy Loud
Lana Loud
Lola Loud
Lisa Loud
Lily Loud
Lynn Loud Sr.
Rita Loud
Clyde
The Fairly OddParents:
Timmy Turner
Wanda
Cosmo
Invader Zim:
Zim
Gir
Cow & Chicken:
Cow
Chicken
Samurai Jack:
Samurai Jack
Adventure Time:
Finn the Human
Jake
BMO
Regular Show:
Mordecai
Rigby
Benson
Steven Universe:
Steven Universe
Garnet
Amethyst
Pearl
Peridot
Lapis Lazuli
Bismuth
Greg
Onion
Clarence:
Clarence
Uncle Grandpa:
Uncle Grandpa
Pizza Steve
Plague Inc.:
PAX-12
Neurax Worm
Sailor Moon:
Usagi
Ghost Trick:
Sissel
Ace Attorney:
Phoenix Wright
Professor Layton:
Professor Layton
Looney Tunes:
Bugs Bunny
Yu Gi Oh:
Yugi
Beyblade:
Tyson
Yo-Kai Watch:
Nate
Jibanyan
Cars:
Lightning McQueen
Mater
Team Fortress:
Heavy
Spy
Half Life:
Gordon Freeman
The Sims:
A sim
Cory In The House:
Cory Baxter
Annoying Orange:
Annoying Orange
Pear
My Hero Academia:
Midoriya
Mr. Peabody and Sherman:
Mr. Peabody
Sherman
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial:
E.T.
Back to the Future:
Marty McFly
Doc Brown
Rick & Morty:
Rick
Morty
Family Guy:
Peter Griffin
Doki Doki Literature Club:
Monika
Yuri
Natsuki
Sayori
The protagonist
Angry Birds:
Red
Chuck
Bomb
Fruit Ninja:
Sensei
Jetpack Joyride:
Barry Steakfries
Out There:
Protagonist
Akinator:
Akinator
Dragon Ball:
Goku (Dragon Ball)
Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
Goku (Dragon Ball Super)
Super Smash Bros:
Master Hand
Crazy Hand
Star Wars:
Luke Skywalker
Jar Jar Binks
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory:
Charlie Bucket
Lonely Wolf Treat:
Treat
Mochi
Moxie
Trick
Syrup and the Ultimate Sweet:
Syrup
Gumdrop
First Kiss as a Spooky Soiree:
Marzipan
Jam
Contract Demon:
Kamilla
Romance Detective:
Romance Detective
Tunnel Vision:
Maggie
KAIMA:
Searina
Her Tears Were My Light:
Time
Mermaid Splash: Passion Festival:
CiCi
The Twilight Zone:
The Announcer
Disaster Log C:
Mell
Yandere Simulator:
Yandere-Chan
Yanderella:
Honoka
Hinata
Mikoto Nikki
Mikoto
Mix Ore:
Nagisa
The Dark Side of Red Riding Hood:
Red Riding Hood
Makoto Mobius:
Makoto
You, Me, And Empty Words:
Akino
Shihori Escape:
Shihori
Tsukimi Planet:
Tsukimi
Full Bokoo Youchien:
Kotomi
Love Live:
Maki Nishikino
Menherafflesia:
Itarou
Matsuri
Mihomi
Ayume
Moeko
Nenene
Roco Kingdom:
Player character
Seer:
Player character
Mole’s World:
Player character
Hawaiian Slammers:
Ronnie
Planes:
Dusty
Frozen:
Elsa
Tangled:
Rapunzel
One Piece:
Luffy
Fairy Tail:
Natsu
Naruto:
Naruto
Shin Megami Tensei:
Isabeau
Persona:
Joker (Persona 5)
Digimon:
Tai
Agumon
No Matter How I Look At It, It’s You Guy’s Fault I’m Not Popular!:
Tomoko
I Can’t Believe My Little Sister is This Cute:
Kyosuke Kosaka
THE [email protected]:
Miki Hoshii
High School DxD:
Rias Gremory
Hihi Puffy Ami Yumi Show:
Ami
Yumi
Momoe Link:
Momoe
Minecraft:
Steve
Alex
Creeper
Zombie
Skeleton
Spider
Cave Spider
Jesse (Minecraft: Story Mode)
Locked Heart:
Nat
Confess my Love:
Willie
Transparent Black:
Liza
Nintendo Badge Arcade:
The bunny
Swapnote:
Nikki
World of Goo:
Gooball
Rayman:
Rayman
Little Inferno:
Protagonist
Amazing Alex:
Alex
Banjo - Kazooie:
Banjo
Kazooie
Yooka-Laylee:
Yooka
Laylee
Sly Cooper:
Sly Cooper
RWBY:
Ruby Rose
Despicable Me:
Gru
Nomad of Nowhere:
The Nomad
Bravest Warriors:
Chris
Xenoblade Chronicles:
Shulk
Punch Out!!:
Little Mac
Contra:
Bill
Lance
Silent Hill:
Pyramid Head
Tokimeki Memorial:
Shiori Fujisaki
Spelunker:
Spelunker
Spelunky:
Spelunky
Zork:
Protagonist
Bit Trip:
Commander Video
VVVVVV:
Captain Viridian
Runman: Race Around the World:
Runman
N:
Ninja
Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom:
Sir Cucumber
Hitman:
Agent 47
Tomb Raider:
Lara Croft
Metal Gear:
Solid Snake
Fire Emblem:
Marth
Roy
Ike
Lucina
Robin
Corrin
Chrom
Animal Crossing:
Villager
Isabelle
Tom Nook
Metroid:
Samus Aran
Ridley
Gradius:
Vic Viper
Zone of the Enders:
Jehuty
I Wanna Be The Guy:
The kid
Jumper:
Ogmo
Braid:
Tim
Alien Hominid:
Alien Hominid
Castle Crashers:
Green Knight
Charlie Murder:
Charlie
The Emoji Movie:
Gene Meh
Jailbreak
Castlevania:
Simon Belmont
Animator vs Animation:
The Chosen One
Brave:
Merida
Hello Neighbor:
Neighbor
The Storey Treehouse:
Andy
Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz:
Mickey
June
Eric
The Nightmare Before Christmas:
Jack Skellington
Bayonetta:
Bayonetta
Mii:
Mii
Wario:
Wario
Donkey Kong:
Donkey Kong
Yoshi:
Yoshi
Unikitty!:
Unikitty
Sword Art Online:
Kirito
Asuna
Squid Girl:
Squid Girl
Slenderman:
Slenderman
The Flintsones:
Fred Flintstone
The Berenstain Bears:
Papa Bear
Mama Bear
Sister Bear
Brother Bear
The Jetsons:
George J. Jetson
Okami:
Amaterasu
Sushi Striker: Way of the Sushido:
Musashi
Shovel Knight:
Shovel Knight
Kid Icarus:
Pit
Dark Pit
Jurassic Park:
Alan Grant
Tom Gates:
Tom Gates
Marcus
Amy
Art Academy:
Vince
Fortnite:
Jonesy
PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BATTLEGROUNDS:
Player character
Fallout:
Fallout 4 protagonist
The Land Before Time:
Littlefoot
Doctor Who:
The Doctor
The Lego Batman Movie:
Lego Batman
Himegoto:
Hime
Marchen Madchen:
Hazuki Kagimura
Bojack Horseman:
Bojack Horseman
Total Drama:
Chris
Toradora:
Taiga
One Punch Man:
Saitama
Attack on Titan:
Eren
Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf:
Wesley
Fullmetal Alchemist:
Edward Elric
The Wizard of Oz:
Dorothy
Super Smosh:
Ian
Anthony
Alfred and Poe:
Alfred
Poe
Dev Guy:
Warren
Valentine Panic:
Valentine
Seduce Me: The Otome:
Mika
Trick and Treat:
Axel
Haruka Winter Dreams:
Haruka
Scratch:
Scratch Cat
9:
2
The Problem Solverz:
Horace
Roba
Animal Inspector:
Protagonist
Liar Liar:
Yukari
Love or Die:
Viryse
MisSHAPEn Love:
Mia
Pervert&Yandere:
Richard
Paper Roses:
Kira
BookSLEEPer:
Protagonist
Heartbaked:
Ginger
Lads in Distress:
Princess Charming
Teletubbies:
Tinky-Winky
Thomas & Friends:
Thomas the Tank Engine
Percy
James
Gordon
Henry
Toby
The Fat ControlleSir Topham Hatt
The Walking Dead:
Clementine
The Big Bang Theory:
Sheldon
13 Reasons Why:
Clay
F.R.I.E.N.D.S:
Rachel
Monica
Phoebe
Joey
Chandler
Ross
Gumby:
Gumby
Gravity Falls:
Dipper
Mabel
Welcome to the Wayne:
Ansi Molina
Tom and Jerry:
Tom
Jerry
Baka to Test:
Hideyoshi
Golden Time:
Banri Tada
Searching:
David
Taken:
Bryan Mills
Charming:
Prince Charming
Ballerina:
Felicie
Home Improvement:
Tim
The Sandlot:
Scotty Smalls
Flappy Bird:
Faby
Swing Copters:
Protagonist
Turbo:
Turbo
Pocket Protectors:
Ballpoint
Straight-Edge
Erazer
Radius
BoxBoy!:
Qbby
The Barefoot Bandits:
Tane
Fridge
Riley
Letter Quest:
Grimm
Overcooked:
Protagonist
Hydlide:
Jim
Oh Sir!:
Mr J. Shufflebottom
Taco Man Plays a Video Game:
Taco Man
Game Gramps:
Grandpa
Pepsiman:
Pepsiman
Gamestop:
Buck Bunny
VOEZ:
Chelsea
DEEMO:
Deemo
Cytus:
Vanessa
Kitten Squad:
Kitten
Super Mario Logan:
Bowser Jr.
Dr. Stone:
Taiju
Bee and Puppycat:
Bee
Puppycat
Over the Garden Wall:
Greg
Star vs The Forces of Evil:
Star
Power Rangers:
Red Ranger
Blue Ranger
Danny Phantom:
Danny
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius:
Jimmy Neutron
Carl
Planet Sheen:
Dorkus
Dexter’s Laboratory:
Dexter
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends:
Bloo
Chowder:
Chowder
The Amazing World of Gumball:
Gumball
Darwin
We Bare Bears:
Grizz
Felix the Cat:
Felix the cat
Bendy and the Ink Machine:
Bendy
Outbreak Company:
Shinichi
Tokyo Mew Mew:
Ichigo
Puella Magi Madoka Magica:
Madoka
Card Captor Sakura:
Sakura
Ghostmates:
Ed
Charlie
Smosh:
Boxman
Boxman (Smosh Comics)
Benny Jean
That Damn Neighbor
Food Battle Announcer
Billy Hamburger
Stevie
Paulie P
Paul P
Peter Peter
George Zazz
Justin Bieber
Ian Hecox
Steve Youtube (Smosh: The Movie)
Bunsen is a Beast:
Bunsen
Coco:
Miguel
Monsters Inc.:
Sully
The Incredibles:
Mr. Incredible
Spirited Away:
Chihiro
Becky Prim:
Becky Prim
Kim Possible:
Kim Possible
Meet the Robinsons:
Lewis
The Little Mermaid:
Ariel
Zootopia:
Judy Hopps
Taiko no Tatsujin:
Don-Chan
Alien:
Xenomorph Queen
The Lego Ninjago Movie:
Lloyd
Gundam:
Amuro Ray
The Muppets:
Kermit the frog
Alf:
Alf
Neon Genesis Evangelion:
Shinji
The X-Files:
Fox Mulder
Godzilla:
Godzilla
Final Destination:
Alex Browning
Ice Age:
Sid
Lilo and Stitch:
Lilo
Stitch
RoboCop:
RoboCop
The Terminator:
The Terminator
Saw:
Jigsaw
The Purge:
James
50 Shades of Grey:
Christian
Tron:
Kevin
Dead Space:
Isaac Clarke
Overwatch:
Tracer
King of Fighters:
Kyo Kusanagi
Fatal Fury:
Terry Bogard
Ratchet and Clank:
Ratchet
Clank
Jak and Daxter:
Jak
Daxter
Tekken:
Heihachi
A Boy and his Blob:
Boy
Blob
Ace Combat:
Trigger
Master Higgins:
Master Higgins
Adventures of Lolo:
Lolo
Aero the Acro-bat:
Aero the Acro-bat
Ape Escape:
Specter
Asteroids:
Ship
Battletoads:
Rash
Zitz
Pimple
Spooky’s House of Jumpscares:
Spooky
The Call of Cthulhu:
Cthulhu
Chibi-Robo:
Chibi-Robo
Frankenstein:
Frankenstein's monster
Dracula:
Dracula
Boku no Pico:
Pico
Burger Time:
Chef Peter Pepper
Citrus:
Yuzu Aihara
Mei Aihara
Putt-Putt:
Putt-Putt
Pajama Sam:
Pajama Sam
Prison Tycoon:
Warden
RollerCoaster Tycoon:
Owner of the theme park
Restaurant Empire:
Armand LeBeouf
Frogger:
Frogger
Freddi Fish:
Freddi Fish
Fatty Bear:
Fatty Bear
Spy Fox:
Spy Fox
Gal Gun:
Tenzou Motesugi
Game & Watch:
Mr. Game & Watch
Guitar Hero:
Axel Steel
Rock Band:
Moosejaw
The Man With The Invisible Trousers:
James
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button:
Benjamin Button
Passpartout:
Passpartout
Just Dance:
Dancer
Sega Hard Girls:
Dreamcast
Sega Saturn
Mega Drive
Kinectimals:
Bumble
Left 4 Dead:
Bill
Life is Strange:
Max
LittleBigPlanet:
Sackboy
LovePlus:
Protagonist
Nights:
Nights
Naughty Bear:
Naughty Bear
Ted:
Ted
Houdini (2014 Movie):
Harry Houdini
Q*bert:
Q*bert
Pixels:
Sam
Touhou Project:
Sakuya Izayoi
Toejam and Earl:
Toejam
Earl
The Oregon Trail:
Protagonist
The Organ Trail:
Protagonist
Yakuza:
Kazuma Kiryu
Mall Tycoon:
Owner of the mall
Zoo Tycoon:
Owner of the zoo
Yukon Trail:
Midas T. Golden
Detention:
Fang Ray Shin
The Nutshack:
Phil
LazyTown:
Sportacus
Robbie Rotten
Purgatory:
Enri
Desolate Village:
Alex
The Desolate Hope:
Coffee
The Pilgrim’s Progress:
Christian
Captain Bible:
Captain Bible
Bad Milk:
Protagonist
Journey to the West:
Sun Wu Kong
Death Squared:
David
Watch_Dogs:
Aiden Pearce
Sleeping Dogs:
Wei Shen
Paletta:
Paletta
Wrecking Crew:
Foreman Spike
Sara is Missing:
IRIS
Simulacra:
Simulacra
Welcome to the Game:
Kidnapper
Rides with Strangers:
Donald Earl McArthur
A Normal Lost Phone:
Sam
Mogeko Castle:
Yonaka
Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea:
Wadanohara
Little Nightmares:
Six
Little Einsteins:
Leo
Sally Face:
Sal
Fran Bow:
Fran Bow
Kick the Buddy:
Buddy
Strage Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde:
Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde
Phineas and Ferb:
Phineas
Ferb
Big Nate:
Nate
Francis
Nate is Late:
Nate
The Ring:
Samara
Inanimate Insanity:
MePhone4
Winx Club:
Bloom
Tinkerbell:
Tinkerbell
Sausage Party:
Frank
The Lord of the Rings:
Gandalf
Duck Hunt:
Dog
Duck
Hunter
Starfox:
Fox McCloud
F-Zero:
Captain Falcon
Enchanted:
Giselle
Roblox:
Player character
Hearthstone:
Sir Annoy-O
Talking Tom:
Tom
Crossy Road:
Chicken
Granny:
Granny
The Titanic:
Jack
Rose
Dexter:
Dexter
How I Met Your Mother:
Ted
El Tigre:
Manny
Mucha Lucha:
Rikochet
The Book of Life:
Manolo
Cuphead:
Cuphead
Mugman
Waterworld:
The Mariner
GradeAUnderA:
Grade
Under
Dickhead
Foodfight!:
Dex Dogtective
Cyanide and Happiness:
Purple-shirted eye stabber
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure:
Jonathan Joestar
Jotaro Joestar
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy:
Grim
The Brave Little Toaster:
Toaster
PlayStation:
Polygon Man
Scott Pilgrim vs The World:
Scott Pilgrim
Club Penguin:
Rookie
Sonic.exe:
Sonic.exe
Pivot Stick Animator:
Stickman
Mr. Bean:
Mr. Bean
Teddy
Skitzo:
R-Dizzle
Captain N: The Game Master:
Kevin
Waluigi Travels Through The Multiverse:
Waluigi
Parappa the Rapper:
Parappa the rapper
God of War:
Kratos
Uncharted:
Nathan Drake
Bioshock:
Big Daddy
Paperboy:
Paperboy
Gauntlet:
Wizard
720°:
Skateboarder
Marble Madness:
Marble
Spy vs Spy:
Black spy
White spy
Xbox:
Xbox Avatar
A Kingdom for Keflings:
A Kefling
Cloudberry Kingdom:
Bob
Girls Like Robots:
June
Can Your Pet:
Pet
Snail:
Snail
Snail Bob:
Snail Bob
The King’s Avatar:
Ye Xiu
King’s Knight:
Ray Jack
King’s Quest:
Sir Graham
Monster Bark:
Bark
Haunt the House:
Ghost
Detective Grimoire:
Detective Grimoire
Sort the Court:
King
Wallace and Gromit:
Wallace
Gromit
Frankenweenie:
Sparky
Atelier:
Marie
Recetterar: An Item Shop’s Tale:
Recette
Tales Of:
Lloyd Irving
Lost Sphear:
Kanata
PETA:
Ash Ketchum (Pokemon Black and Blue)
Cooking Mama:
Cooking Mama
Gish:
Gish
Aquaria:
Naija
Owlboy:
Otus
Alex Kidd:
Alex Kidd
Space Channel 5:
Ulala
Mighty no. 9
Beck
Blaster Master:
Jason
Vroom in the Night Sky:
Magical Girl Luna
Azure Striker Gunvolt:
Gunvolt
Senran Kagura:
Asuka
Disgaea:
Killia
The Legend of Dark Witch:
Zizou
Pico’s School:
Pico
Riddle School:
Phil
Phred
Clock Crew:
Strawberry Clock
Lock Legion:
Strawberry Lock
Coffee Lock
Steamshovel Harry:
Harry
Bionicles:
Ekimu
Hero Factory:
Preston Stormer
Alien Conquest:
Alien Commander
XCOM:
Peter Van Doorn
Chantelise:
Chante
Elise
Yobi’s Basic Spelling Tricks:
Yobi
The House of the Dead:
Roy Curien
The Typing of the Dead:
James
Gary
Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue:
Smoke
Where’s Wally?:
Wally
Where’s Waldo?:
Waldo
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego:
Carmen Sandiego
Adam Ruins Everything:
Adam Conover
South Park:
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Butters
Craig
The Human Centipede:
Dr. Josef Heiter
CollegeHumor:
Mike Trapp
Kingdom Hearts:
Sora
King Kong:
King Kong
Friday the 13th:
Jason
Nightmare on Elm Street:
Freddy Krueger
Edward Scissorhands:
Edward Scissorhands
Devil May Cry:
Dante
Final Fantasy:
Cloud Strife
Tidus
Food Wars!: Shokugeki no Soma:
Soma
DanTDM:
Dr. Trayaurus
Anthony Padilla:
A (If kids shows were honest about life)
E (If kids shows were honest about life)
I (If kids shows were honest about life)
O (If kids shows were honest about life)
U (If kids shows were honest about life)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame:
Quasimodo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
Donatello
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?:
Roger Rabbit
Angry Video Game Nerd:
The Nerd
James Bond:
James Bond
Epic:
M. K.
Dance Dance Revolution:
Disco
Ed, Edd n’ Eddy:
Ed
Edd
Eddy
Hey Arnold:
Arnold
Codename: Kids Next Door:
Numbah 1
Numbah 2
Numbah 3
Numbah 4
Numbah 5
Back to Backspace:
Patty
Big City Greens:
Cricket
Danger Planet:
Danger Planet machine
Forklift robot
Twelve Forever:
Reggie
Infinity Train:
Tulip
Jack & Jill (Adam Sandler):
Jack
Jill
Red Dog:
Red Dog
Air Bud:
Buddy
101 Dalmations:
Cruella De Vil
Pongo
Perdy
Element Animations:
Jason
Dan
The Suite Life of Zack & Cody:
Zack
Cody
That’s So Raven:
Raven
Milo Murphy’s Law:
Milo Murphy
Even Stevens:
Louis Anthony Stevens
The Adventures of Pete & Pete:
Big Pete Wrigley
Little Pete Wrigley
Malcolm in the Middle:
Malcolm
Hotel Transylvania:
Dracula
DuckTales:
Scrooge McDuck
Scrooge McDuck (1987)
Elena of Avalor:
Elena
Sofia the First:
Sofia
The Proud Family:
Penny Proud
The Emperor’s New Groove:
Kuzco
American Dragon Jake Long:
Jake
Fanboy & Chum Chum:
Fanboy
Chum Chum
Fish Hooks:
Milo
Smart House:
Ben
Invisible Dad:
Doug's dad
Doug
Tender Loving Care:
Michael
My Magic Dog:
Toby
Lucky
Boy Meets World:
Cory
Sabrina the Teenage Witch:
Sabrina
Shorty Mc Shorts’ Shorts:
Shorty McShorts
Shezow:
Guy
Call of Duty Dog:
Call of Duty Dog
Sonic for Hire:
Sonic
Tails
Video Game Violence Saves the World from Violent Video Games:
Kid
Doge:
Doge
Karen
Isabelle
Phoebe
Kyle
Nyan Cat:
Nyan Cat
Tac Nayn
Wolfychu:
Wolfychu
Lilypichu:
Lilypichu
Emirichu:
Emirichu
TheOdd1sOut:
TheOdd1sout
Domics:
Domics
Jaiden Animations:
Jaiden
Game Theory:
MatPat
Dorkly:
Pixel Pete
Pokemon Rusty:
Rusty
The Greatest Showman:
P. T. Barnum
Doodle Jump:
The Doodler
Happy Jump:
Jelly
Seen:
Nicole
Color Switch:
Ball
Agar.io:
Blob
Slither.io:
Snake
Cookie Clicker:
Grandma
Donut County:
The hole
Bitcoin Billionaire:
The billionaire
Paper.io:
Protagonist
Highschool Romance:
Shoji
Shaun/Sophie
Highschool Possession:
Hikaru
Nekopara:
Chocola
Vanilla
Ren'Py:
Eileen
Voltron: Legendary Defender:
Takashi Shirogane
Wander Over Yonder:
Wander
Kablam!:
June
Doug:
Doug
Avatar: The Last Airbender:
Aang
The Legend of Korra:
Korra
Garfield:
Garfield
Jon
Odie
Calvin & Hobbes:
Calvin
Hobbes
Lego DC:
Lego Aquaman
Lego Friends:
Mia
Olivia
Emma
Stephanie
Andrea
FL Studio:
FL-Chan
R.O.B.:
Professor Hector
R.O.B.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre:
Leatherface
Ice Climber:
Popo
Nana
Captain Commando:
Captain Commando
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog:
Captain Hammer
Papers, Please:
Jorji Costava
Jorji Costava (Papers, Please: The Short Film)
Blocksworld:
Blockster
Ironpants:
Ironpants
Happy Wheels:
Irresponsible Dad
The Truman Show:
Truman
EdTV:
Ed
Duck Life:
Protagonist
The Average Everyday Adventures of Samantha Browne:
Samantha Browne
Cinderella Phenomenon:
Lucette
Our Home (visual novel):
Emily
A Day in the Life of a Slice of Bread:
Bread
a(t)rium:
Amie
Date (almost) Anything Simulator:
Calluna
[email protected]:
Protagonist
Stalker & Yandere:
Yandere-chan
Tealy & Orangey:
Tealy
Orangey
Geometry Dash:
Protagonist
Duck Season:
Dog
Ginosaji - The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon:
Ginosaji
McDonald’s:
Ronald McDonald
Karate Kid:
Daniel LaRusso
Llamas with Hats:
Carl
The Misfortune of Being Ned:
Ned
Wendy
The Headless Horseman
Greg
Spelling Bee
Uncle Ted
Grandpa Jed
Aunt Red
Uncle Ed
Sketchy Dude
Hulkster
Macho Man
Dwayne
Stone Cold
Hitman
Undertaker
Thunder
Luchador Loco
Ned’s dad
Ned’s mom
Goose
Mr. Simmons
Super Hexagon:
Protagonist
Perfect Dark:
Joanna Dark
Devil World:
Devil
Balloon Fight:
Balloon Fighter
h3h3Productions:
Ethan
Hila
Gnoggin:
Lockstin
Yo Gabba Gabba:
DJ Lance Rock
Crazy Frog:
Crazy Frog
Angels of Death:
Ray
Zack
Imaginary Friends (RPG):
Hailey
Oliver

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2019.10.05 19:18 WaffleCat3367 What if all these characters fought?

Yeah I wrote all this.
The characters are sorted by franchise. The battlefield is the entire multiverse. Last one alive wins.

Real Life:
An average Australian man
Cristiano Ronaldo
John Cena
John Quinones
Michael Sorrentino
Louis Cyr
LeVar Burton
Matt Sadler
Gordan Ramsey
James Portnow
Susan Wojcicki
Super Mario:
Mario
Luigi
Princess Peach
Princess Daisy
Bowser
Bowser Jr.
Toad
Blue Toad
Yellow Toad
Purple Toad
Green Toad
Toadette
Birdo
Rosalina
Kamek
Larry Koopa
Morton Koopa Jr.
Wendy O. Koopa
Iggy Koopa
Roy Koopa
Lemmy Koopa
Ludwig von Koopa
Cappy
Dorrie
Honey Queen
Nabbit
Pauline
Plessie
Professor E. Gadd
F.L.U.D.D.
Toadsworth
Boom Boom
Goomba
Fawful
Kammy Koopa
King Bob-omb
Bob-omb
King Boo
Boo
Madame Broode
Piranha Plant
Petey Piranha
Pom Pom
Bullet Bill
Banzai Bill
Reznor
Tatanga
Wart
Buzzy Beetle
Chain Chomp
Captain Toad
Waluigi
Baby Mario
Baby Luigi
Baby Peach
Baby Daisy
Baby Rosalina
Baby Bowser
Baby Wario
Dry Bowser
Dry Bones
Luma
Shy Guy
Metal Mario
Pink Gold Peach
Geno
Mallow
Huey
Kirsti
Wanda
Polterpup
Perry
MC Ballyhoo
Big Top
Fly Guy
Fat Guy
Sombrero Guy
Spear Guy
Spy Guy
White Shy Guy
Robo Mario
Doopliss
Cosmic Mario
Cosmic Luigi
Dr. Mario
Dr. Bowser
Dr. Peach
Dr. Luigi
Dr. Yoshi
Dr. Toad
Dr. Toadette
Dr. Bowser Jr.
Dr. Ludwig
Dr. Wendy
Dr. Waluigi
Dr. Wario
Dr. Daisy
Dr. Baby Mario
Dr. Baby Peach
Dr. Baby Daisy
Lakitu
Spiny
Cheep Cheep
Swoop
Paragoomba
Sumo Bro
Hammer Bro
Koopa Paratroopa
Pokey
Spike
Peepa
Spiny Cheep Cheep
Monty Mole
Thwomp
Boomerang Bro
Red virus
Blue virus
Yellow virus
Green virus
Light-blue virus
Purple virus
Pink virus
Flomp
Whomp
Walleye
Paper Mario
Paper Luigi
Paper Princess Peach
Paper Bowser
Paper Bowser Jr.
Paper Toad
Paper Blue Toad
Paper Yellow Toad
Paper Purple Toad
Paper Green Toad
Paper Toadette
Paper Birdo
Paper Kamek
Paper Toadsworth
Paper Goomba
Goombario
Goombella
Paper Kammy Koopa
Paper Bob-omb
Admiral Bobbery
Paper Boo
Lady Bow
Paper Piranha Plant
Paper Bullet Bill
Paper Buzzy Beetle
Paper Chain Chomp
Paper Shy Guy
Gourmet Guy
Parakarry
Paper Lakitu
Paper Spiny
Paper Cheep Cheep
Paper Paragoomba
Paper Hammer Bro
Paper Koopa Paratroopa
Paper Pokey
Paper Spike
Paper Monty Mole
Paper Thwomp
Paper Boomerang Bro
The Legend of Zelda:
Link (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
Link (CDI Zelda)
Pokemon:
Red
Ash Ketchum
Lucario
Detective Pikachu
Trubbish
Sonic the Hedgehog:
Sonic
Classic Sonic
Sonic (Sonic Boom)
Sonic (Movie)
Big the Cat
Crash Bandicoot:
Crash Bandicoot
Doctor Neo Cortex
Uka Uka
Halo:
Master Chief
Cortana
Avery Johnson
Jacob Keyes
Miranda Keyes
Call of Duty:
Alex Mason
John Price
John “Soap” MacTavish
Edward Richtofen
Abigail “Misty” Briarton
Nikolai Belinski
Earthbound:
Ness
Paula
Jeff
Poo
Buzz Buzz
Ness’s Dad
Picky
Porky
Ninten
Ana
Lloyd
Teddy
Pippi
Flying Man
EVE
Negative Man
Worthless Protoplasm
Lucas
Duster
Kumatora
Boney
Five Nights at Freddy’s:
Mike Schmidt
Freddy
Bonnie
Chica
Foxy
Golden Freddy
BB
Springtrap
Fritz Smith
DC:
Superman (DCEU)
Batman (DCEU)
Samurai (Super Friends)
Robin (Teen Titans)
Robin (Teen Titans Go!)
Stargirl (Justice League Action)
Marvel:
Iron Man (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Captain America (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Thanos (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Ghostbusters:
Peter Venkman
Egon
Ray
Winston
Slimer
Abby Yates (Ghostbusters 2016)
Erin (Ghostbusters 2016)
Holtzmann (Ghostbusters 2016)
Patty (Ghostbusters 2016)
Pac-Man:
Pac-Man
Ms. Pac-Man
Blinky
Pinky
Inky
Clyde
Mega Man:
Mega Man
Aki Light (Mega Man: Fully Charged)
MegaMan.exe
Mega Man Volnutt
Roll
Dr. Wily
Dr. Light
Proto Man
Cut Man
Bomb Man
Time Man
Oil Man
Metal Man
Top Man
Bomberman:
White Bomberman
Black Bomberman
Blue Bomberman
Red Bomberman
Yellow Bomberman
Green Bomberman
Pink Bomberman
Aqua Bomberman
Plasma Bomber
Magnet Bomber
Phantom Bomber
Golem Bomber
Pretty Bomber
The Lego Movie:
Emmet
Wyldstyle
Benny
Metalbeard
Vitruvius
Scooby-Doo:
Shaggy
Scooby-Doo
Fred
Velma
Daphne
Scrappy-Doo
Super Meat Boy:
Meat Boy
Bandage Girl
Dr. Fetus
Brownie
Memes:
The guy (Hey this is library)
Moetron
No Anime Penguin
Dat Boi
Wreck-it Ralph:
Ralph
Felix
Vannelope
Skylanders:
Stealth Elf
Trigger Happy
Gill Grunt
Kaos
Glumshanks
The A-Team:
B. A. Baracus
Hannibal
Faceman
Murdock
Knight Rider:
Michael Knight
K.I.T.T.
The Goonies:
Sloth
Mikey
Brand
Chunk
Mouth
Andy
Stef
Data
Mortal Kombat:
Scorpion
Raiden
Kitana
Sub-Zero
Liu Kang
Sonya Blade
Johnny Cage
Shao Kahn
Street Fighter:
Ryu
Ken
Guile
M. Bison
Chun-Li
Cammy
Akuma
Zangief
Blend S:
Maika
Kaho
Mafuyu
Miu
Hideri
Dino
Koyo
Vocaloid:
Hatsune Miku
Rin
Len
KAITOMEIKO
GUMILuo Tianyi
UTAU:
Kasane Teto
Uta Utane a.k.a Defoko
Momo Momone
Mako Nagone
Luna Amane
Koe Utane a.k.a Defo Imouto
Taya Soune
Spyro the Dragon:
Spyro
Ripto
Cynder
Elora
Bianca
Gnasty Gnorc
Moneybags
The Simpsons:
Homer SimpsonBart
Marge
Lisa
Maggie
Milhouse
Ned Flanders
Moe
Krusty
Principal Skinner
Superintendent Chalmers
Futurama:
Fry
Leela
Bender
Zoidberg
Scruffy
Harry Potter:
Harry Potter
Hermione Granger
Voldemort
Neville Longbottom
Dumbledore
Hagrid
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them:
Newt Scamander
Jacob
Tina Goldstein
Queenie Goldstein
The Lord of the Rings:
Frodo
Galdalf the Grey
Gandalf the White
Bilbo Baggins
Samwise Gamgee
Gollum/Smeagol
Saruman
Mission: Impossible:
Ethan Hunt
Benji Dunn
Luther Stickell
Jim Phelps
Eugene Kittridge
Claire Phelps
Franz Krieger
John C. McCloy
Gremlins:
Stripe
Gizmo
Billy
Kate
Gnomeo and Juliet:
Gnomeo
Juliet
Powerpuff Girls:
Blossom
Bubbles
Buttercup
Blossom (Powerpuff Girls 1998)
Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls 1998)
Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls 1998)
Powerpuff Girls Z:
Momoko
Miyako
Kaoru
Beetlejuice:
Betelgeuse
Adam Maitland
Barbara Maitland
Charles Deetz
Delia Deetz
Lydia Deetz
Juno
Maxie Dean
Bernard
Otho
Jane Butterfield
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rainbow Dash
Fluttershy
Spike
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls:
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rainbow Dash
Fluttershy
Black Rock Shooter:
Black Rock Shooter
Dead Master
Strength
Black Gold Saw
Chariot
Insane Black Rock Shooter
Mato Kuroi
Yomi Takanashi
Yuu Kotari
Saya Irino
Kagiri Izuriha
Arata Kohata
White Rock Shooter
Lego Dimensions:
Lord Vortech
X-PO
Gamer Kid
The Tri
Portal:
Chell
Atlas
P-Body
GLaDOSWheatley
Cave Johnson
Cake Core
Space Core
Adventure Core
Doug Rattman
Plants Vs Zombies:
Crazy Dave
Dr. Zomboss
Peashooter
Sunflower
Cherry Bomb
Wall-Nut
Potato Mine
Snow Pea
Chomper
Repeater
Puff-shroom
Sun-shroom
Fume-shroom
Grave Buster
Hypno-shroom
Scaredy-shroom
Ice-shroom
Doom-shroom
Lily Pad
Squash
Threepeater
Tangle Kelp
Jalapeno
Spikeweed
Torchwood
Tall-nut
Sea-shroom
Plantern
Cactus
Blover
Split Pea
Starfruit
Pumpkin
Magnet-shroom
Cabbage-pult
Flower Pot
Kernel-pult
Coffee Bean
Garlic
Umbrella Leaf
Marigold
Melon-pult
Gatling Pea
Twin Sunflower
Gloom-shroom
Cattail
Winter Melon
Gold Magnet
Spikerock
Cob Cannon
Imitater
Explode-o-nut
Giant Wall-nut
Giant Sunflower
Giant Marigold
Oxygen Algae
Sea Starfruit
Bramble Sea Grass
Water Gun Grass
Iron Man Nut
Monkey King Peashooter
Pig Squash
Nut Wujing
Monk Sunflower
Nezha Peashooter
Electric Anemone
Aggro Brocco
Pomegunate
Carrotillery
Oak Archer
Ghost Pepper
Laser Bean
Dandelion
Snapdragon
Bonk Choy
Pickled Pepper
Ice Fume Shroom
Fire-shroom
Flamewood
Vine-nut
Super Chomper
Last Star
Calm Chuck
Aspearagus
Beeshooter
Bloomerang
Moonflower
Nightshade
Shadow-shroom
Dusk Lobber
Grimrose
Dazey Chain
Machinarium:
Josef
Berta
Mayor of Machinarium
Black Cap Leader
Fat Black Cap
Thin Black Cap
Smoking Robot
Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots:
Red Rocker
Blue Bomber
Yellow Yahoo
Brown Bully
Orange Oppressor
Silver Stretcher
Purple Pyro
Green Grappler
Pink Pummeller
Black Bruiser
Baldi’s Basics:
Baldi
Principal of the Thing
Playtime
1st Prize
Arts and Crafters
Gotta Sweep
It’s a Bully
Filename2
Cloudy Copter
Joe
The protagonist
The protagonist’s friend
Puzzle Puppers:
Yellow dog
Pink dog
Green dog
Red dog
Crane Game Toreba:
Toreta
Snipperclips:
Snip
Clip
Firefly
Princess
Cactus
Puyo Puyo:
Tee
Arle
Amitie
Ringo
Ally
Carbuncle
Doppelganger Arle
Ecolo
Klug
Popoi
Raffina
Rafisol
Rulue
Dark Prince
Schezo
Sig
Draco Centauros
Harpy
Incubus
Kikimora
Lagnus the Brave
Minotauros
Nasu Grave
Nohoho
Panotty
Serilly
Skeleton T
Suketoudara
Witch
Zoh Daimaoh
Accord
Akuma
Baldanders
Donguri Gaeru
Feli
Lidelle
Lemres
Maguro
Ocean Prince
Onion Pixie
Oshare Bones
Rei
Risukuma
Tarutaru
Yu
Ai
Ess
Ex
Jay
Elle
O
Zed
The Creator
Kirby:
Kirby
Meta Knight
King Dedede
Bandana Waddle DeeNightmare
Dark Matter
Marx
Dark Mind
Drawcia
Yin-Yarn
Necrodeus
Magalor
Queen Sectonia
Dark Crafter
President Haltmann
Star Dream
Hyness
Void Termina
Adeleine
Dyna Blade
Gooey
Keeby
Rick
Coo
Kine
Nago
Pitch
Chuchu
Prince Fluff
Ribbon
Landia
Taranza
Elline
Susie
Acro
Bohboh
Chameleo Arm
Computer Virus
Fatty Whale
Galacta Knight
Dark Meta Knight
Grand Doomer
Heavy Lobster
Heavy Mole
Ice Dragon
Kabula
Kracko
Lololo
Lalala
Axe Knight
Mace Knight
Javelin Knight
Trident Knight
Mr. Shrine
Mr. Bright
Paintra
Paint Roller
Pon
Con
Poppy Bros. Jr
Poppy Bros. Sr.
Pyribbit
Sphere Doomer
Daroach
Wham Bam Rock
Whispy Woods
Escargoon
Lego City Undercover:
Chase McCain
Frank Honey
Ellie Philips
Mayor Geeson
Butch Patterson
Clutch
Natalia
Dunby
Ninjago:
Sensei Wu
Kai
Cole
Jay
Zane
Lloyd
Nya
Legends of Chima:
Laval
Cragger
Eris
Nexo Knights:
Clay Moorington
Diary of a Wimpy Kid:
Greg HeffleyRodrick
Manny
Susan
Frank
Sweetie
Rowley Jefferson
Fregley
Chirag
Holly Hills
Bryce Anderson
Ronnie McCoy
Vice Principal Roy
Poptropica:
Protagonist
Jorge (Comics)
Oliver (Comics)
Resident Evil:
Leon
Peanuts:
Charlie Brown
Snoopy
Lucy
Linus
Robot Chicken:
Robot Chicken
Fritz Huhnmorder
Scribblenauts:
Maxwell
Lily
Doppelganger
Edgar
Julie
Artie
Bruiser
Bubbles
Buzz
Chase
Chilly
Clark
Dale
Duce
Edwin
Flurry
Flux
Glum
Gorge
Guy
Hector
Jack
Kenpo
Larp
Leon
Ludwig
Milo
Mix
Moury
Mox
Patches
Poindexter
Razer
Rex
Scratch
Serenity
Shadow
Stunt
Tanc
Tempo
Tiberius
Tiny
Tony
Tots
Yarr
Splatoon:
Inkling
Callie
Marie
Pearl
Marina
Judd
ARMS:
Spring Man
Ribbon Girl
Ninjara
Master Mummy
Min Min
Mechanica
Twintelle
Byte
Barq
Kid Cobra
Helix
Max Brass
Lola Pop
Misango
Springtron
Dr. Coyle
Bee Movie:
Barry B. Benson
Vanessa
Adam
Ken
Mooseblood
Bee Larry King
Shrek:
Shrek
Donkey
Fiona
Lord Farquaad
Octopath Traveler:
Ophelia
Cyrus
Tressa
Olberic
Primrose
Alfyn
Therion
H’annit
Bubsy:
Bubsy the Bobcat
Drawn To Life:
Hero
Drawn Together:
Captain Hero
Toy Story:
Woody
Buzz Lightyear
A Bug’s Life:
Flik
Finding Nemo:
Marlin
Nemo
Dory
Wall-E:
Wall-E
The Good Dinosaur:
Arlo
Spot
Inside Out:
Joy
Sadness
Anger
Fear
Disgust
Riley
Bing Bong
Imaginary Boyfriend
Captain Underpants:
Captain Underpants
George
Harold
Timmy Failure:
Timmy Failure
Spongebob Squarepants:
Spongebob
Patrick
Squidward
The Loud House:
Lori Loud
Leni Loud
Luna Loud
Luan Loud
Lynn Loud Jr.
Lincoln Loud
Lucy Loud
Lana Loud
Lola Loud
Lisa Loud
Lily Loud
Lynn Loud Sr.
Rita Loud
Clyde
The Fairly OddParents:
Timmy Turner
Wanda
Cosmo
Invader Zim:
Zim
Gir
Cow & Chicken:
Cow
Chicken
Samurai Jack:
Samurai Jack
Adventure Time:
Finn the Human
Jake
BMO
Regular Show:
Mordecai
Rigby
Benson
Steven Universe:
Steven Universe
Garnet
Amethyst
Pearl
Peridot
Lapis Lazuli
Bismuth
Greg
Onion
Clarence:
Clarence
Uncle Grandpa:
Uncle Grandpa
Pizza Steve
Plague Inc.:
PAX-12
Neurax Worm
Sailor Moon:
Usagi
Ghost Trick:
Sissel
Ace Attorney:
Phoenix Wright
Professor Layton:
Professor Layton
Looney Tunes:
Bugs Bunny
Yu Gi Oh:
Yugi
Beyblade:
Tyson
Yo-Kai Watch:
Nate
Jibanyan
Cars:
Lightning McQueen
Mater
Team Fortress:
Heavy
Spy
Half Life:
Gordon Freeman
The Sims:
A sim
Cory In The House:
Cory Baxter
Annoying Orange:
Annoying Orange
Pear
My Hero Academia:
Midoriya
Mr. Peabody and Sherman:
Mr. Peabody
Sherman
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial:
E.T.
Back to the Future:
Marty McFly
Doc Brown
Rick & Morty:
Rick
Morty
Family Guy:
Peter Griffin
Doki Doki Literature Club:
Monika
Yuri
Natsuki
Sayori
The protagonist
Angry Birds:
Red
Chuck
Bomb
Fruit Ninja:
Sensei
Jetpack Joyride:
Barry Steakfries
Out There:
Protagonist
Akinator:
Akinator
Dragon Ball:
Goku (Dragon Ball)
Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
Goku (Dragon Ball Super)
Super Smash Bros:
Master Hand
Crazy Hand
Star Wars:
Luke Skywalker
Jar Jar Binks
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory:
Charlie Bucket
Lonely Wolf Treat:
Treat
Mochi
Moxie
Trick
Syrup and the Ultimate Sweet:
Syrup
Gumdrop
First Kiss as a Spooky Soiree:
Marzipan
Jam
Contract Demon:
Kamilla
Romance Detective:
Romance Detective
Tunnel Vision:
Maggie
KAIMA:
Searina
Her Tears Were My Light:
Time
Mermaid Splash: Passion Festival:
CiCi
The Twilight Zone:
The Announcer
Disaster Log C:
Mell
Yandere Simulator:
Yandere-Chan
Yanderella:
Honoka
Hinata
Mikoto Nikki
Mikoto
Mix Ore:
Nagisa
The Dark Side of Red Riding Hood:
Red Riding Hood
Makoto Mobius:
Makoto
You, Me, And Empty Words:
Akino
Shihori Escape:
Shihori
Tsukimi Planet:
Tsukimi
Full Bokoo Youchien:
Kotomi
Love Live:
Maki Nishikino
Menherafflesia:
Itarou
Matsuri
Mihomi
Ayume
Moeko
Nenene
Roco Kingdom:
Player character
Seer:
Player character
Mole’s World:
Player character
Hawaiian Slammers:
Ronnie
Planes:
Dusty
Frozen:
Elsa
Tangled:
Rapunzel
One Piece:
Luffy
Fairy Tail:
Natsu
Naruto:
Naruto
Shin Megami Tensei:
Isabeau
Persona:
Joker (Persona 5)
Digimon:
Tai
Agumon
No Matter How I Look At It, It’s You Guy’s Fault I’m Not Popular!:
Tomoko
I Can’t Believe My Little Sister is This Cute:
Kyosuke Kosaka
THE [email protected]:
Miki Hoshii
High School DxD:
Rias Gremory
Hihi Puffy Ami Yumi Show:
Ami
Yumi
Momoe Link:
Momoe
Minecraft:
Steve
Alex
Creeper
Zombie
Skeleton
Spider
Cave Spider
Jesse (Minecraft: Story Mode)
Locked Heart:
Nat
Confess my Love:
Willie
Transparent Black:
Liza
Nintendo Badge Arcade:
The bunny
Swapnote:
Nikki
World of Goo:
Gooball
Rayman:
Rayman
Little Inferno:
Protagonist
Amazing Alex:
Alex
Banjo - Kazooie:
Banjo
Kazooie
Yooka-Laylee:
Yooka
Laylee
Sly Cooper:
Sly Cooper
RWBY:
Ruby Rose
Despicable Me:
Gru
Nomad of Nowhere:
The Nomad
Bravest Warriors:
Chris
Xenoblade Chronicles:
Shulk
Punch Out!!:
Little Mac
Contra:
Bill
Lance
Silent Hill:
Pyramid Head
Tokimeki Memorial:
Shiori Fujisaki
Spelunker:
Spelunker
Spelunky:
Spelunky
Zork:
Protagonist
Bit Trip:
Commander Video
VVVVVV:
Captain Viridian
Runman: Race Around the World:
Runman
N:
Ninja
Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom:
Sir Cucumber
Hitman:
Agent 47
Tomb Raider:
Lara Croft
Metal Gear:
Solid Snake
Fire Emblem:
Marth
Roy
Ike
Lucina
Robin
Corrin
Chrom
Animal Crossing:
Villager
Isabelle
Tom Nook
Metroid:
Samus Aran
Ridley
Gradius:
Vic Viper
Zone of the Enders:
Jehuty
I Wanna Be The Guy:
The kid
Jumper:
Ogmo
Braid:
Tim
Alien Hominid:
Alien Hominid
Castle Crashers:
Green Knight
Charlie Murder:
Charlie
The Emoji Movie:
Gene Meh
Jailbreak
Castlevania:
Simon Belmont
Animator vs Animation:
The Chosen One
Brave:
Merida
Hello Neighbor:
Neighbor
The Storey Treehouse:
Andy
Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz:
Mickey
June
Eric
The Nightmare Before Christmas:
Jack Skellington
Bayonetta:
Bayonetta
Mii:
Mii
Wario:
Wario
Donkey Kong:
Donkey Kong
Yoshi:
Yoshi
Unikitty!:
Unikitty
Sword Art Online:
Kirito
Asuna
Squid Girl:
Squid Girl
Slenderman:
Slenderman
The Flintsones:
Fred Flintstone
The Berenstain Bears:
Papa Bear
Mama Bear
Sister Bear
Brother Bear
The Jetsons:
George J. Jetson
Okami:
Amaterasu
Sushi Striker: Way of the Sushido:
Musashi
Shovel Knight:
Shovel Knight
Kid Icarus:
Pit
Dark Pit
Jurassic Park:
Alan Grant
Tom Gates:
Tom Gates
Marcus
Amy
Art Academy:
Vince
Fortnite:
Jonesy
PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BATTLEGROUNDS:
Player character
Fallout:
Fallout 4 protagonist
The Land Before Time:
Littlefoot
Doctor Who:
The Doctor
The Lego Batman Movie:
Lego Batman
Himegoto:
Hime
Marchen Madchen:
Hazuki Kagimura
Bojack Horseman:
Bojack Horseman
Total Drama:
Chris
Toradora:
Taiga
One Punch Man:
Saitama
Attack on Titan:
Eren
Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf:
Wesley
Fullmetal Alchemist:
Edward Elric
The Wizard of Oz:
Dorothy
Super Smosh:
Ian
Anthony
Alfred and Poe:
Alfred
Poe
Dev Guy:
Warren
Valentine Panic:
Valentine
Seduce Me: The Otome:
Mika
Trick and Treat:
Axel
Haruka Winter Dreams:
Haruka
Scratch:
Scratch Cat
9:
2
The Problem Solverz:
Horace
Roba
Animal Inspector:
Protagonist
Liar Liar:
Yukari
Love or Die:
Viryse
MisSHAPEn Love:
Mia
Pervert&Yandere:
Richard
Paper Roses:
Kira
BookSLEEPer:
Protagonist
Heartbaked:
Ginger
Lads in Distress:
Princess Charming
Teletubbies:
Tinky-Winky
Thomas & Friends:
Thomas the Tank Engine
Percy
James
Gordon
Henry
Toby
The Fat ControlleSir Topham Hatt
The Walking Dead:
Clementine
The Big Bang Theory:
Sheldon
13 Reasons Why:
Clay
F.R.I.E.N.D.S:
Rachel
Monica
Phoebe
Joey
Chandler
Ross
Gumby:
Gumby
Gravity Falls:
Dipper
Mabel
Welcome to the Wayne:
Ansi Molina
Tom and Jerry:
Tom
Jerry
Baka to Test:
Hideyoshi
Golden Time:
Banri Tada
Searching:
David
Taken:
Bryan Mills
Charming:
Prince Charming
Ballerina:
Felicie
Home Improvement:
Tim
The Sandlot:
Scotty Smalls
Flappy Bird:
Faby
Swing Copters:
Protagonist
Turbo:
Turbo
Pocket Protectors:
Ballpoint
Straight-Edge
Erazer
Radius
BoxBoy!:
Qbby
The Barefoot Bandits:
Tane
Fridge
Riley
Letter Quest:
Grimm
Overcooked:
Protagonist
Hydlide:
Jim
Oh Sir!:
Mr J. Shufflebottom
Taco Man Plays a Video Game:
Taco Man
Game Gramps:
Grandpa
Pepsiman:
Pepsiman
Gamestop:
Buck Bunny
VOEZ:
Chelsea
DEEMO:
Deemo
Cytus:
Vanessa
Kitten Squad:
Kitten
Super Mario Logan:
Bowser Jr.
Dr. Stone:
Taiju
Bee and Puppycat:
Bee
Puppycat
Over the Garden Wall:
Greg
Star vs The Forces of Evil:
Star
Power Rangers:
Red Ranger
Blue Ranger
Danny Phantom:
Danny
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius:
Jimmy Neutron
Carl
Planet Sheen:
Dorkus
Dexter’s Laboratory:
Dexter
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends:
Bloo
Chowder:
Chowder
The Amazing World of Gumball:
Gumball
Darwin
We Bare Bears:
Grizz
Felix the Cat:
Felix the cat
Bendy and the Ink Machine:
Bendy
Outbreak Company:
Shinichi
Tokyo Mew Mew:
Ichigo
Puella Magi Madoka Magica:
Madoka
Card Captor Sakura:
Sakura
Ghostmates:
Ed
Charlie
Smosh:
Boxman
Boxman (Smosh Comics)
Benny Jean
That Damn Neighbor
Food Battle Announcer
Billy Hamburger
Stevie
Paulie P
Paul P
Peter Peter
George Zazz
Justin Bieber
Ian Hecox
Steve Youtube (Smosh: The Movie)
Bunsen is a Beast:
Bunsen
Coco:
Miguel
Monsters Inc.:
Sully
The Incredibles:
Mr. Incredible
Spirited Away:
Chihiro
Becky Prim:
Becky Prim
Kim Possible:
Kim Possible
Meet the Robinsons:
Lewis
The Little Mermaid:
Ariel
Zootopia:
Judy Hopps
Taiko no Tatsujin:
Don-Chan
Alien:
Xenomorph Queen
The Lego Ninjago Movie:
Lloyd
Gundam:
Amuro Ray
The Muppets:
Kermit the frog
Alf:
Alf
Neon Genesis Evangelion:
Shinji
The X-Files:
Fox Mulder
Godzilla:
Godzilla
Final Destination:
Alex Browning
Ice Age:
Sid
Lilo and Stitch:
Lilo
Stitch
RoboCop:
RoboCop
The Terminator:
The Terminator
Saw:
Jigsaw
The Purge:
James
50 Shades of Grey:
Christian
Tron:
Kevin
Dead Space:
Isaac Clarke
Overwatch:
Tracer
King of Fighters:
Kyo Kusanagi
Fatal Fury:
Terry Bogard
Ratchet and Clank:
Ratchet
Clank
Jak and Daxter:
Jak
Daxter
Tekken:
Heihachi
A Boy and his Blob:
Boy
Blob
Ace Combat:
Trigger
Master Higgins:
Master Higgins
Adventures of Lolo:
Lolo
Aero the Acro-bat:
Aero the Acro-bat
Ape Escape:
Specter
Asteroids:
Ship
Battletoads:
Rash
Zitz
Pimple
Spooky’s House of Jumpscares:
Spooky
The Call of Cthulhu:
Cthulhu
Chibi-Robo:
Chibi-Robo
Frankenstein:
Frankenstein's monster
Dracula:
Dracula
Boku no Pico:
Pico
Burger Time:
Chef Peter Pepper
Citrus:
Yuzu Aihara
Mei Aihara
Putt-Putt:
Putt-Putt
Pajama Sam:
Pajama Sam
Prison Tycoon:
Warden
RollerCoaster Tycoon:
Owner of the theme park
Restaurant Empire:
Armand LeBeouf
Frogger:
Frogger
Freddi Fish:
Freddi Fish
Fatty Bear:
Fatty Bear
Spy Fox:
Spy Fox
Gal Gun:
Tenzou Motesugi
Game & Watch:
Mr. Game & Watch
Guitar Hero:
Axel Steel
Rock Band:
Moosejaw
The Man With The Invisible Trousers:
James
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button:
Benjamin Button
Passpartout:
Passpartout
Just Dance:
Dancer
Sega Hard Girls:
Dreamcast
Sega Saturn
Mega Drive
Kinectimals:
Bumble
Left 4 Dead:
Bill
Life is Strange:
Max
LittleBigPlanet:
Sackboy
LovePlus:
Protagonist
Nights:
Nights
Naughty Bear:
Naughty Bear
Ted:
Ted
Houdini (2014 Movie):
Harry Houdini
Q*bert:
Q*bert
Pixels:
Sam
Touhou Project:
Sakuya Izayoi
Toejam and Earl:
Toejam
Earl
The Oregon Trail:
Protagonist
The Organ Trail:
Protagonist
Yakuza:
Kazuma Kiryu
Mall Tycoon:
Owner of the mall
Zoo Tycoon:
Owner of the zoo
Yukon Trail:
Midas T. Golden
Detention:
Fang Ray Shin
The Nutshack:
Phil
LazyTown:
Sportacus
Robbie Rotten
Purgatory:
Enri
Desolate Village:
Alex
The Desolate Hope:
Coffee
The Pilgrim’s Progress:
Christian
Captain Bible:
Captain Bible
Bad Milk:
Protagonist
Journey to the West:
Sun Wu Kong
Death Squared:
David
Watch_Dogs:
Aiden Pearce
Sleeping Dogs:
Wei Shen
Paletta:
Paletta
Wrecking Crew:
Foreman Spike
Sara is Missing:
IRIS
Simulacra:
Simulacra
Welcome to the Game:
Kidnapper
Rides with Strangers:
Donald Earl McArthur
A Normal Lost Phone:
Sam
Mogeko Castle:
Yonaka
Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea:
Wadanohara
Little Nightmares:
Six
Little Einsteins:
Leo
Sally Face:
Sal
Fran Bow:
Fran Bow
Kick the Buddy:
Buddy
Strage Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde:
Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde
Phineas and Ferb:
Phineas
Ferb
Big Nate:
Nate
Francis
Nate is Late:
Nate
The Ring:
Samara
Inanimate Insanity:
MePhone4
Winx Club:
Bloom
Tinkerbell:
Tinkerbell
Sausage Party:
Frank
The Lord of the Rings:
Gandalf
Duck Hunt:
Dog
Duck
Hunter
Starfox:
Fox McCloud
F-Zero:
Captain Falcon
Enchanted:
Giselle
Roblox:
Player character
Hearthstone:
Sir Annoy-O
Talking Tom:
Tom
Crossy Road:
Chicken
Granny:
Granny
The Titanic:
Jack
Rose
Dexter:
Dexter
How I Met Your Mother:
Ted
El Tigre:
Manny
Mucha Lucha:
Rikochet
The Book of Life:
Manolo
Cuphead:
Cuphead
Mugman
Waterworld:
The Mariner
GradeAUnderA:
Grade
Under
Dickhead
Foodfight!:
Dex Dogtective
Cyanide and Happiness:
Purple-shirted eye stabber
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure:
Jonathan Joestar
Jotaro Joestar
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy:
Grim
The Brave Little Toaster:
Toaster
PlayStation:
Polygon Man
Scott Pilgrim vs The World:
Scott Pilgrim
Club Penguin:
Rookie
Sonic.exe:
Sonic.exe
Pivot Stick Animator:
Stickman
Mr. Bean:
Mr. Bean
Teddy
Skitzo:
R-Dizzle
Captain N: The Game Master:
Kevin
Waluigi Travels Through The Multiverse:
Waluigi
Parappa the Rapper:
Parappa the rapper
God of War:
Kratos
Uncharted:
Nathan Drake
Bioshock:
Big Daddy
Paperboy:
Paperboy
Gauntlet:
Wizard
720°:
Skateboarder
Marble Madness:
Marble
Spy vs Spy:
Black spy
White spy
Xbox:
Xbox Avatar
A Kingdom for Keflings:
A Kefling
Cloudberry Kingdom:
Bob
Girls Like Robots:
June
Can Your Pet:
Pet
Snail:
Snail
Snail Bob:
Snail Bob
The King’s Avatar:
Ye Xiu
King’s Knight:
Ray Jack
King’s Quest:
Sir Graham
Monster Bark:
Bark
Haunt the House:
Ghost
Detective Grimoire:
Detective Grimoire
Sort the Court:
King
Wallace and Gromit:
Wallace
Gromit
Frankenweenie:
Sparky
Atelier:
Marie
Recetterar: An Item Shop’s Tale:
Recette
Tales Of:
Lloyd Irving
Lost Sphear:
Kanata
PETA:
Ash Ketchum (Pokemon Black and Blue)
Cooking Mama:
Cooking Mama
Gish:
Gish
Aquaria:
Naija
Owlboy:
Otus
Alex Kidd:
Alex Kidd
Space Channel 5:
Ulala
Mighty no. 9
Beck
Blaster Master:
Jason
Vroom in the Night Sky:
Magical Girl Luna
Azure Striker Gunvolt:
Gunvolt
Senran Kagura:
Asuka
Disgaea:
Killia
The Legend of Dark Witch:
Zizou
Pico’s School:
Pico
Riddle School:
Phil
Phred
Clock Crew:
Strawberry Clock
Lock Legion:
Strawberry Lock
Coffee Lock
Steamshovel Harry:
Harry
Bionicles:
Ekimu
Hero Factory:
Preston Stormer
Alien Conquest:
Alien Commander
XCOM:
Peter Van Doorn
Chantelise:
Chante
Elise
Yobi’s Basic Spelling Tricks:
Yobi
The House of the Dead:
Roy Curien
The Typing of the Dead:
James
Gary
Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue:
Smoke
Where’s Wally?:
Wally
Where’s Waldo?:
Waldo
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego:
Carmen Sandiego
Adam Ruins Everything:
Adam Conover
South Park:
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Butters
Craig
The Human Centipede:
Dr. Josef Heiter
CollegeHumor:
Mike Trapp
Kingdom Hearts:
Sora
King Kong:
King Kong
Friday the 13th:
Jason
Nightmare on Elm Street:
Freddy Krueger
Edward Scissorhands:
Edward Scissorhands
Devil May Cry:
Dante
Final Fantasy:
Cloud Strife
Tidus
Food Wars!: Shokugeki no Soma:
Soma
DanTDM:
Dr. Trayaurus
Anthony Padilla:
A (If kids shows were honest about life)
E (If kids shows were honest about life)
I (If kids shows were honest about life)
O (If kids shows were honest about life)
U (If kids shows were honest about life)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame:
Quasimodo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
Donatello
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?:
Roger Rabbit
Angry Video Game Nerd:
The Nerd
James Bond:
James Bond
Epic:
M. K.
Dance Dance Revolution:
Disco
Ed, Edd n’ Eddy:
Ed
Edd
Eddy
Hey Arnold:
Arnold
Codename: Kids Next Door:
Numbah 1
Numbah 2
Numbah 3
Numbah 4
Numbah 5
Back to Backspace:
Patty
Big City Greens:
Cricket
Danger Planet:
Danger Planet machine
Forklift robot
Twelve Forever:
Reggie
Infinity Train:
Tulip
Jack & Jill (Adam Sandler):
Jack
Jill
Red Dog:
Red Dog
Air Bud:
Buddy
101 Dalmations:
Cruella De Vil
Pongo
Perdy
Element Animations:
Jason
Dan
The Suite Life of Zack & Cody:
Zack
Cody
That’s So Raven:
Raven
Milo Murphy’s Law:
Milo Murphy
Even Stevens:
Louis Anthony Stevens
The Adventures of Pete & Pete:
Big Pete Wrigley
Little Pete Wrigley
Malcolm in the Middle:
Malcolm
Hotel Transylvania:
Dracula
DuckTales:
Scrooge McDuck
Scrooge McDuck (1987)
Elena of Avalor:
Elena
Sofia the First:
Sofia
The Proud Family:
Penny Proud
The Emperor’s New Groove:
Kuzco
American Dragon Jake Long:
Jake
Fanboy & Chum Chum:
Fanboy
Chum Chum
Fish Hooks:
Milo
Smart House:
Ben
Invisible Dad:
Doug's dad
Doug
Tender Loving Care:
Michael
My Magic Dog:
Toby
Lucky
Boy Meets World:
Cory
Sabrina the Teenage Witch:
Sabrina
Shorty Mc Shorts’ Shorts:
Shorty McShorts
Shezow:
Guy
Call of Duty Dog:
Call of Duty Dog
Sonic for Hire:
Sonic
Tails
Video Game Violence Saves the World from Violent Video Games:
Kid
Doge:
Doge
Karen
Isabelle
Phoebe
Kyle
Nyan Cat:
Nyan Cat
Tac Nayn
Wolfychu:
Wolfychu
Lilypichu:
Lilypichu
Emirichu:
Emirichu
TheOdd1sOut:
TheOdd1sout
Domics:
Domics
Jaiden Animations:
Jaiden
Game Theory:
MatPat
Dorkly:
Pixel Pete
Pokemon Rusty:
Rusty
The Greatest Showman:
P. T. Barnum
Doodle Jump:
The Doodler
Happy Jump:
Jelly
Seen:
Nicole
Color Switch:
Ball
Agar.io:
Blob
Slither.io:
Snake
Cookie Clicker:
Grandma
Donut County:
The hole
Bitcoin Billionaire:
The billionaire
Paper.io:
Protagonist
Highschool Romance:
Shoji
Shaun/Sophie
Highschool Possession:
Hikaru
Nekopara:
Chocola
Vanilla
Ren'Py:
Eileen
Voltron: Legendary Defender:
Takashi Shirogane
Wander Over Yonder:
Wander
Kablam!:
June
Doug:
Doug
Avatar: The Last Airbender:
Aang
The Legend of Korra:
Korra
Garfield:
Garfield
Jon
Odie
Calvin & Hobbes:
Calvin
Hobbes
Lego DC:
Lego Aquaman
Lego Friends:
Mia
Olivia
Emma
Stephanie
Andrea
FL Studio:
FL-Chan
R.O.B.:
Professor Hector
R.O.B.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre:
Leatherface
Ice Climber:
Popo
Nana
Captain Commando:
Captain Commando
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog:
Captain Hammer
Papers, Please:
Jorji Costava
Jorji Costava (Papers, Please: The Short Film)
Blocksworld:
Blockster
Ironpants:
Ironpants
Happy Wheels:
Irresponsible Dad
The Truman Show:
Truman
EdTV:
Ed
Duck Life:
Protagonist
The Average Everyday Adventures of Samantha Browne:
Samantha Browne
Cinderella Phenomenon:
Lucette
Our Home (visual novel):
Emily
A Day in the Life of a Slice of Bread:
Bread
a(t)rium:
Amie
Date (almost) Anything Simulator:
Calluna
[email protected]:
Protagonist
Stalker & Yandere:
Yandere-chan
Tealy & Orangey:
Tealy
Orangey
Geometry Dash:
Protagonist
Duck Season:
Dog
Ginosaji - The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon:
Ginosaji
McDonald’s:
Ronald McDonald
Karate Kid:
Daniel LaRusso
Llamas with Hats:
Carl
The Misfortune of Being Ned:
Ned
Wendy
The Headless Horseman
Greg
Spelling Bee
Uncle Ted
Grandpa Jed
Aunt Red
Uncle Ed
Sketchy Dude
Hulkster
Macho Man
Dwayne
Stone Cold
Hitman
Undertaker
Thunder
Luchador Loco
Ned’s dad
Ned’s mom
Goose
Mr. Simmons
Super Hexagon:
Protagonist
Perfect Dark:
Joanna Dark
Devil World:
Devil
Balloon Fight:
Balloon Fighter
h3h3Productions:
Ethan
Hila
Gnoggin:
Lockstin
Yo Gabba Gabba:
DJ Lance Rock
Crazy Frog:
Crazy Frog
Angels of Death:
Ray
Zack
Imaginary Friends (RPG):
Hailey
Oliver

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